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		<title>FAZED Slorum</title>
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			<title>Prenuptial Agreement</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31748&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[So im curious what fazed thinks about this.<br /><br />On one hand, i think its fine.  These days so many have been married, divorced and lost everything that there is some good logic to wanting one.<br /><br />On the other hand, if you are getting married, you should trust that person completely nad plan on the rest of your life together.  <br /><br />What do you guys think?]]></description>
			<dc:creator>ladyalthea</dc:creator>
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			<title>Black Friday</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31747&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olstemplatemapper.jsp?_dyncharset=ISO-8859-1&amp;_dynSessConf=-8966999864643244957&amp;id=pcat17071&amp;type=page&amp;ks=960&amp;st=Early_Black_Friday_Pricing&amp;sc=Global&amp;cp=1&amp;sp=&amp;qp=crootcategoryid%23%23-1%23%23-1~~q4561726c795f426c61636b5f4672696461795f50726963696e67~~cabcat0100000%23%231%23%23a~~cabcat0101000%23%233%23%23a~~ncabcat0101001%23%230%23%235&amp;list=y&amp;usc=All+Categories&amp;nrp=15&amp;iht=n" target="_blank">Best Buy already has their doorbuster TVs marked down and available online.</a><br /><br />I haven't been a big Black Friday person before, but some of the deals are amazing this year.<br /><br />Who else is getting dirty this year?]]></description>
			<dc:creator>JTWood</dc:creator>
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			<title>Other people's candy!!!</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31746&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Is the best in the world, let me take you on my magical trip...<br /><br /><strong>I received a package, from SNC, containing this:<br /></strong><br /><a rel="nofollow" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/hpdhero/CIMG0046.jpg" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/hpdhero/CIMG0046.jpg</a><br /><br />My excitement grew, &quot;I must have a picture with this bar to share on fazed!<br /><br /><a rel="nofollow" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/hpdhero/CIMG0048.jpg" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/hpdhero/CIMG0048.jpg</a><br /><br />oh fuck yes.... but it feels like it belongs to someone else....<br /><br /><a rel="nofollow" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/hpdhero/CIMG0061.jpg" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/hpdhero/CIMG0061.jpg</a><br /><br />the aftermath of my destruction<br /><br /><a rel="nofollow" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/hpdhero/CIMG0062.jpg" target="_blank">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/hpdhero/CIMG0062.jpg</a><br /><br /><strong>If you have received candy from a fazer, this is the place to post about how great the entire experience is!</strong>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>bobby3eb</dc:creator>
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			<title>What, is it nature day on fazed?</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31745&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Isn't it actually earth week or something?]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Goliyth</dc:creator>
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			<title>Survivors Of Suicide </title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31744&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Suicide has touched many of us here. I asked for fazers support last year and many came through with great support. If anyone is willing this year please help my wife's team with any support you can help with. We dont keep a dime, it goes to a great cause. It supports suicide survivor counseling and helps to educate young and old about how prevalent suicide is in our socielty and the rets of the world.<br /><br />I hope no one has to experience the loss that our family has. My wife's son killed himself at the age of 20 in 2002, Waaay too young of a man to leave a beautiful daughter behind. His name is Brandon.<br /><br />If you care to, pls click on the link to make a donation of any kind.<br /><br />Thank you!<br /><br />Luke / lroe8 <br /><br /><a rel="nofollow" href="http://afsp.donordrive.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&amp;eventID=893&amp;participantID=96581" target="_blank">http://afsp.donordrive.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&amp;event ID=893&amp;participantID=96581</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>lroe8</dc:creator>
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			<title>Bloody animal footprints... anybody good with tracking?</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31743&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[My boss woke up this morning to find a set of bloody tracks on her front porch. Her dogs were inside and she doesn't have any cats, so it was probably some sort of wild animal. She lives in the middle of the woods in Southern Appalachia, and there are all sorts of critters around.<br /><br />Only one problem... she works in a sensitive business and has received several death threats so we need to make sure it's an animal and not somebody sending a veiled threat.<br /><br />Any wild animal trackers out there? Help me Fazed! I was thinking it may be a nose-print instead of a footprint, but I really have no idea.<br /><br />Here's a picture. The slats are approximately 6&quot; wide.<br /><br /><a rel="nofollow" href="http://i807.photobucket.com/albums/yy359/commandertaco14/IMG00031-20091119-0728.jpg" target="_blank">http://i807.photobucket.com/albums/yy359/commandertaco14/IMG00031-20091119-0728. jpg</a>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>commandertaco14</dc:creator>
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			<title>Can't stand it when people say &amp;quot;....&amp;quot;</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31742&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[&quot;In another life...&quot; As in 'at my last job.' <br /><br />No, asshole it's just your last job. Your job isn't your life. Or is it? No wonder you're a miserable prick.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Cambot</dc:creator>
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			<title>Holiday Disasters (or You're the reason why mommy drinks)</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31741&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Now that we are just a week away from Thanksgiving, I think it's about time we posted amusing anecdotes about ourselves or family during the holiday get-togethers!  Yay!<br /><br />Inspired by this article:  http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/19/garden/19manners.html?8dpc<br /><br />Unfortunately I don't have any real doozies, but I DID once ruin Easter by drinking a half a bottle of Goldschlager...<br /><br />annnnd GO!  :)]]></description>
			<dc:creator>nouveaux21</dc:creator>
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			<title>Mystery Google</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31740&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.mysterygoogle.com/" target="_blank">http://www.mysterygoogle.com/</a><br /><br />Type in a search term.  It will show you the previous person's search term.  <br /><br />I searched for &quot;penis in butter sauce&quot; and got &quot;call 1253709029 and sing HAKUNA MATATA from the lion king and hang up&quot;<br /><br />I think we could have some fun with this!]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Migr8ingCoconut</dc:creator>
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			<title>FAZED LIVE Music Requests</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31739&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Give the talented fazers something to play.<br /><br />The Clash - London Calling<br /><br />Extreme - More Than Words<br /><br />Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit<br /><br />Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop<br /><br />U2 - Where the Streets Have No Name<br /><br />oh and <br /><br />Lynyrd Skynyrd - FREEBIRD<br /><br />The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army]]></description>
			<dc:creator>RobDob</dc:creator>
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			<title>I think my friend is cheating on her husband. What do I do, if anything?</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31738&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[i'm good friends with one of my female coworkers and her husband. However, the last few weeks/months, I've had some suspicion that she has something on the side. This morning, its almost confirmed. While I was playing w/ her phone, she received a couple of romantic txt messages, and definitely not from her husband. (I didn't invade her privacy, they just popped up as soon as they arrived). And to make it worse, I have a feeling one of those messages may have come from our boss. Help! Do I ask her about it? Give her advice? Ignore it? and her husband?<br /><br />BTW, I did suggest to her that she turn off the feature to display messages immediately for her privacy. So she at least knows I know there were some, but I don't know how much she thinks I know]]></description>
			<dc:creator>someguy456</dc:creator>
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			<title>Political Opinions:  The Empire of Palin Strikes Back (Episode 5)</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31737&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Old thread is close to hitting its limit of Bipolar Wookieisms and rants. Once its done BPW can post his new Wookieisms and rants here.<br /><br />New Thread GO!<br /><br /><center><div class="quote"><strong>Episode V</strong><br /><br /><em><strong>THE EMPIRE OF PALIN STRIKES BACK</strong><br /><br />It is a dark time for the<br />Democrats. Although the Bush<br />Era has ended and been left behind,<br />GOP troops have driven the<br />Obama forces from their hidden<br />base and chased them out of<br />the southern states.<br /><br />Evading the dreaded GOP<br />Teabaggers, a group of freedom<br />fighters led by Hilary Clinton<br />has established a new secret<br />base in the remote back country<br />of West Virginia.<br /><br />The evil lord Darth O'Reilly,<br />obsessed with finding his foe<br />Clinton, has dispatched<br />thousands of inbred rednecks into<br />the far reaches of the United States...</em></div></center>]]></description>
			<dc:creator>jaidubs</dc:creator>
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			<title>Happy Birthday jmiller77</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31736&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[hey guys, it's jmiller77's bday. how come you dicks didn't tell me?]]></description>
			<dc:creator>dukeofslander</dc:creator>
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			<title>Online Community Survey</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31735&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Hello Fazers, I'm writing a paper on online communities, especially those focusing on games(clans). I'm supplementing the paper with a survey. It is only 16 questions long and most are yes/no. I would appreciate any number of responses I could get! Additionally any feedback concerning the social stigma surrounding online communication, game playing, and community game playing would be awesome.<br /><br />The survey is located here: <a rel="nofollow" href="https://usc.qualtrics.com/SE?SID=SV_bpBwDuBPtVhMAN6&amp;SVID=Prod" target="_blank">https://usc.qualtrics.com/SE?SID=SV_bpBwDuBPtVhMAN6&amp;SVID=Prod</a><br /><br />I imagine a good number of you have involved yourselves in clans/guilds etc... and I'd really like to hear anything you have to say about the experience and whether or not it's something you've kept quiet about in your everyday life. Thanks!]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Chimp711</dc:creator>
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			<title>I'm worried my friend is going crazy.</title>
			<link>http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=31734&amp;rss</link>
			<description><![CDATA[OK. This is going to be a long one so i apologize for that ahead of time. But here's the deal.<br /><br />It started a few months ago when my friend accused my other friend of stealing his sunglasses. There were 4 of us drinking at his place. A few days later he notices his shades were missing. He was/is convinced that this one guy who was there took them, based on some loose evidence and the fact that he's known him the least amount of time. Me and my friend (now the only people who talk to him) tried to convince him that the other guy didn't steal them but he wouldn't listen. It got to the point where he refused to hang out if the guy was going to be around and climaxed when he randomly showed up at the guy's place after work one day and rummaged through all his drawers. Then threatened him and accused him of using a family tragedy as an excuse to avoid ever talking about the glasses. A couple months later the bartender at a bar we frequent told my other friends that one of us had once left a pair of sunglasses there after drinking that fit the description of what was missing.<br /><br />Several weeks later at my birthday he suddenly left. A week later he said it was because some of my other friends (including the accused glasses thief) were talking shit on him. I asked our friends, who aren't as close to him as me, and they admitted it was possible but they were all pretty drunk. They agreed to apologize but he wasn't interested. Up until this point I'm on my friend's side since it's shitty for people to talk smack about you. <br /><br />But then he started taking it further and sending random emails to our other friend, about memories he has of him sandbagging him with girls. Then he started sending threatening text messages. Like asking him to meet him for a fight in the park and stuff. (We're all 26-30 yrs old).<br /><br />Most recently he called me up to hang out and he said that he was upset because his ex-girlfriend from like 6 months ago and her friend were stealing from him during their relationship. I've known these girls (i introduced them) for several years but still never was super close and based on what he said it seemed possible. They do sort of acquire really cool things with no explanation. Not like stereos or flat-screens but really cool knick-knacks like globes and picture frames and bar sets. Again, at this point i'm on his side. He says he remembers one day he couldn't find his keys and they mysteriously showed up after several hours as soon as her friend came over so he was convinced they made copies. And that he's pretty sure they've rummaged through his things. And he says they've admitted to that. And that she stole his favorite t-shirt out of the dresser. So, again, i'm on his side at this point.<br /><br />Then he tells me not to confront them and sets off on a mission to destroy them. He goes off about how he wants to talk to people he knows to get them blacklisted for the consulting they do. And he starts talking to the police. And then starts sending her emails.<br /><br />So at this point I hang out with him as much as I can but literally the only things we talk about are about his ex or friends of mine steal things from him, how he wants to fight the people talking shit on him, or how he wishes the economic crash did more harm than it did.<br /><br />I want to help him but it is getting rather exhausting to have these conversations with him all the time. Now he's alienated all his friends except me and another buddy. So we're the only people he talks to. He won't let any of this stuff go. Now he only calls randomly when he really wants to talk about some of this stuff but if we try to get him to hang out normally at a bar or someone's house or do some day time activity he never replies. So I just don't know what to do. Should I indulge him or give him some cruel honest truth. I try being as honest as I can about what I think is happening but I worry if i'm too harsh it'll push him over and he'll just cut me out.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>misterbeppo</dc:creator>
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