FAZED Slorum http://www.fazed.org/forum/ Slorum - Rows and rows of hos and hos en-us Fazed 6 RSS Engine Copyright 1998-2007 The FAZED Network, LLC. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. JD's Fazed Addon and Other GreaseMonkey Business http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32052&rss GreaseMonkey. GreaseMonkey is an add-on for FireFox (and Chrome, sorta) that lets you tinker with websites.

I have prepared the following video demonstration of pretty much everything that it does. (You might want to turn your speakers down a bit...)

Following is a textual description:

The Fazed Addon adds four new buttons to the forum's comment box. They are the [Quote=], [Spoiler=], [URL=] and [NSFW=] tags.

1 Quote= lets you write something like this:

Screwbacca said:

I WANT TO CAN A JAR OF YOUR BREATH WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING AND LABEL IT AND PUT IT ON MY SLEEP BREATH SHELF


2 Spoiler= makes something like this:

psst

made you look


3, 4 URL= and NSFW= make named links like these and these [18+] - but the extra handy thing about these buttons, is that depending on whether you type the name or the link, it will put the cursor in the appropriate place to type the other one!

Other features:
Shrinks quoted images. That way when 5 people on one page quote the same really long picture, you don't wear out your scroll wheel. And, if you click the shrunken picture, it will embiggen it and deembiggen it if you click it again.

Thread titles: On the slorum, it slightly changes the size of the thread titles depending on whether or not you actively read them - ie, the number of unread posts.

Expired thread detection: If you're reading a thread thats past its 30 day limit, the script will do its best to determine if the thread is expired

Honestly, I can't faze without this thing anymore. It's been around for a little over a year and a couple hundred people have installed it. If this is the kind of thing you'd like to try out, you have to have GreaseMonkey installed and then you Install This Script

I'll be happy to field any questions and suggestions, and begrudgingly deal with any complaints and problems.

Also if you have a GreaseMonkey script of your own, or one you use or one you want, lets talk about them in here!]]> JDHannan Chuck Norris blows out his 70 birthday candles by...blinking http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32051&rss http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfNq604xkFU&NR=1&feature=fvwp

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Happy 70th roundhouse kick]]> liquidfrisbee R.I.P. Corey Haim http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32050&rss http://tinyurl.com/ycdno5l

Actor Corey Haim has been found dead in North Hollywood]]> Che1964 Final Fantasy XIII http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32049&rss I'm about to jump into that shiz!

I also bought the strategy guide (as has become tradition for me with Final Fantasy games),
and the battle system sounds like it should be highly automated and pretty kickass.

Also, when I pre-ordered, the guy at GameStop commended me for buying the game for PS3
instead of XBox because the XBox's video for cutscenes is going to be compressed, and
the game is going to be on like 4 dvds instead of one Blu-ray disc.]]> Spanky Happy Birthday Kasey! http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32048&rss herbalised Vote to Help a Non-Fazer Give His Fiance an Awesome Wedding...PLEASE http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32047&rss
http://www.ultimateweddingcontest.com/entries/38467]]> sup3rbiggulp What are you watching on the television? http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32046&rss Obviously if, you know, days of our lives dominates the thread it's time for it's own, but until then:

I've started watching the Ricky Gervais show on HBO and it's hilarious. I'm only fifteen minutes in but it's basically just like that show they had on comedy central with the stand up comics doing their bits and then cartoons to correspond with them. That show wasn't very funny to watch but it didn't have Ricky Gervais and more importantly the little bald guy to carry it. I highly suggest this if you haven't watched it yet.]]> Clarenceo pee roulette http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32045&rss
I'm going to maybe drink half a liter of mt dew and pee in it, or im gonna open a liter of mt dew and close it again. Then send it again.

First person to drink it wins a prize.

The prize is based on whether i peed or not.

It will pass about at about the rate of the skeezy jeans journey.

Who's in?]]> gypsypm5k PSP vs. DS http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32044&rss himurakyle Airspace and Aviation Mrk II: Clear for Takeoff http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32043&rss
Audio ATC recording: Pilot has communications malfunction or something, stalls traffic in the air and then sits on the runway as another plane is attempting to land. Wow.]]> dooky Are pigtails sexy? http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32042&rss
Me: I find it sexy, but it's probably just the pedo in me.
Her: You're weird
Me: what? Most guys find pig tails sexy( I proceed to text and ask the first 10 guys on my phone which she say of course they'll agree with me, "they're YOUR friends".

So here I am on fazed looking for a general consensus on pigtails.

Are they sexy? or is that weird of me to think so?]]> Vegeta NASCAR 2010 http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32041&rss
WOOOO.. GO DALE! WOOO.. JR! WOOO.. DALE.. GOOO DALE!

and.. jeff gordon sucks.]]> JackArse Scribbler Too: Post Your Creations http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32040&rss
Scribbler Too

It's one of the coolest little ditties I've seen in awhile.

In order to not completely threadjack the A&P thread, post your stuff here!

Here are some of them:

Monkopotamus said:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d23/Malgamate/Scribbler_4.png

The Gunfish said:

http://www.wayneadams.net/stuffola/crapola/Scribbler_4.png

Monkopotamus said:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d23/Malgamate/Scribbler_21.png

Tehamazing said:

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4199/scribbler1.png
]]> Pancakes Things I wish I'd never seen http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32039&rss This thread missed the mark. This is Fazed. Tell us the things you wish you've never seen.

I want to unsee:
Pan's Labyrinth.
The insides of a chicken before the chicken was done with them.
My achilles tendon without the lovely covering of skin.
All of junior high school.
That fucking job announcement.]]> velifer New England Fazers v.II http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=32038&rss
my roommate and i are about to head into boston, going to the silversun pickups/muse concert tonight. call/text if you wanna hang out first :D]]> chapel