bad for you, bub
Luckily I didn't dress up as a motorized tie rack for Halloween.
Green Man? What a dumb costume.
You look like a weirdo
and there's no holes for beer.
You look like a weirdo
and there's no holes for beer.
Not any visible ones...
and there's no holes for beer.
Probably one of the few times I'll have to agree with OMA
I would never make a mean-spirited fatgirl comment unless it involved KGB
She's actually kinda cute, in a "Have your parents met this guy yet?' fashion
She's actually kinda cute, in a "Have your parents met this guy yet?' fashion
Its like bringing two girls home to mom and dad!
dad- "meeb, we need to talk about this case of swine flu you have"
meeb- "I dont have- HEY WAIT A MINUTE"
dad- "meeb, we need to talk about this case of swine flu you have"
meeb- "I dont have- HEY WAIT A MINUTE"
It's Hammy Wynette all over again.
shotgunhaircut said:
DON'T EYE MY BATHING SUIT AREA LIKE THAT
IT MAKES ME NERVOUS AND YOU KNOW HOW MY STOMACH GETS
DON'T EYE MY BATHING SUIT AREA LIKE THAT
IT MAKES ME NERVOUS AND YOU KNOW HOW MY STOMACH GETS
this cracked me the hell up.
bueller?
FINE WHATEVER
FINE WHATEVER
U SUCK NO HOF 4 U!!1
YEAH! GO LOVE YOURSELF LONG TIME!
JT Wood actually said this to me:
U SUCK NO HOF 4 U!!1
U SUCK NO HOF 4 U!!1
welp, I've reached a new low.
MB, you kinda had no context. not funny
wtf... i did an image search for "condescending" and got this:
http://a.236.com/images/photo2/1334/thumbs/HEIDI_s1-274.jpg
http://a.236.com/images/photo2/1334/thumbs/HEIDI_s1-274.jpg
That's cuntascending.
They are very different.
They are very different.
I feel like she's arching her back like that because she thinks I'm a simpleton and seeing her in overtly sexual positions is all I care about.
What a bitch.
What a bitch.
Mr Rory said:
That's cuntascending.
They are very different.
That's cuntascending.
They are very different.
worthy of this thread.
From: Hip About Time - "I want bitches crying in clean Cadillacs at my funeral"
Date: 11/4/09 @ 3:46 PM
41,919
I thout so as well
From the General Sex Question thread
From: idsaluteyou bub
Puke makes the best lube.
Puke makes the best lube.
From: purple
Thats just gross.
Thats just gross.
From: KNW
Uh, did I just enter the Fazed Twilight Zone?
Uh, did I just enter the Fazed Twilight Zone?
HAhahahaha
From: Dirty penny Was the threat really dealt with? And then she came.
Date: 11/4/09 @ 4:08 PM
41,922
Bwaha, pure brilliance.
Lol +2
KNW with the win
KNW with the win
LOL, if there's one person that could make purple dry heave, it's bub.
<3 bub
<3 bub
Nice!
Seriously... That's so good, KNW, that it made me completely forget about that turd mb posted earlier.
LOL GUYS LOL
JT Wood said:
Seriously... That's so good, KNW, that it made me completely forget about that turd mb posted earlier.
Seriously... That's so good, KNW, that it made me completely forget about that turd mb posted earlier.
LOL
Joke thread....back in March.
liquidfrisbee said:
I was walking past the fridge this morning and I thought I heard the onions
singing a song by the Beegees.
When I opened the door it was only the chives talking.
I was walking past the fridge this morning and I thought I heard the onions
singing a song by the Beegees.
When I opened the door it was only the chives talking.
davelog said:
+2, although I'd probably take a swing at you if you told me that in person. Well done.
+2, although I'd probably take a swing at you if you told me that in person. Well done.
Chive turkey!
From the Old Farts thread:
Jedi Clampett said:
I was doing some research and I ran across this picture.
Now I can't stop looking at it.
I was doing some research and I ran across this picture.
Now I can't stop looking at it.
aZZaZeLo said:
I would smite that, by jove!
I would smite that, by jove!
guess ya have to be an old fart....
oh wait...is that old fart for "I'd hit that!"?
lol... azz cracking me up
In a realm of thongs and tramp stamps and pierced clits
My man Jed getting wood to some historic photo of a fully-clothed cracker woman warms my heart
My man Jed getting wood to some historic photo of a fully-clothed cracker woman warms my heart
From the Love is...
Hip About Time said:
I have heard many bitches claim to "Love" someone but not "Be in love " with them.
I guess you geta role for each hole or something.
I have heard many bitches claim to "Love" someone but not "Be in love " with them.
I guess you geta role for each hole or something.
Alias said:
I think "in love" is with someone that is viewed as a soulmate, and their happiness comes before your own.
It's possible to love someone without feeling the need to put them before yourself at all times.
I think "in love" is with someone that is viewed as a soulmate, and their happiness comes before your own.
It's possible to love someone without feeling the need to put them before yourself at all times.
sALLem said:
I'm pretty sure that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
I'm pretty sure that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Hip About Time said:
Im sticking with my front hole for "love", back hole for "in love" theory then
Im sticking with my front hole for "love", back hole for "in love" theory then
From: Clarenceo - crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk
Date: 11/5/09 @ 1:24 AM
41,937
hahah
The universe is so simple when you cut right down to it.
[b]Breaking News...[/url]
Luke E Pierre said:
2002, Flew from Paris to Toronto on Air Canada J-Class next to an unwashed Jim Belushi who was wearing flip-flops (Hello toe fungus!) and jizz crusted cargo shorts.
Air Canada lost me.
2002, Flew from Paris to Toronto on Air Canada J-Class next to an unwashed Jim Belushi who was wearing flip-flops (Hello toe fungus!) and jizz crusted cargo shorts.
Air Canada lost me.
MisterZero said:
J-Class?
J-Class?
jai dubs said:
Jew Class.
Jew Class.
:-(
levels
Breaking Tags
LOgoddamnL
meh
Screwbacca looks less like the 7 foot tall ape man I was expecting and more like a frightened IT lackey.
From: haxorMAX will eat you out like Joey Chesnut! Suck on that SNC!
Date: 11/5/09 @ 11:51 AM
41,947
I wish I could live in JTWOOD's world. It seems so much happier and funnier.
:shiftyeyes:
LOL
From: Iulus Cofield actively seeks dysfunctional relationships
Date: 11/5/09 @ 11:53 AM
(more) 41,950
I prefer it this way.
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