And what, no one's going to mention that he linked the wrong thing? 

haha

Yeah not what was intended.

But still holy shit 

thats what was intended 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. 

this went on for one hour?
golden!! nicely caught
where's the other 50 mins 

Seriously...he was so random and off on his own tangent that we all thought he was a Fazer.

Plus, he said I looked like Lou Diamond Phillips. ...how the fuck do I look....ugh...nevermind. 

hahaha, that's hilarious. 

Quoting someone that I linked that vid too:

He was like Robin Williams cept on crack/meth

I personally liked the goofy voice. I wonder who wins arguments in his head. 

noone told him about fazed, did they? 

yes, they fucking did. :/ 

I totally didn't! Someone named....S...pin....ce? Told him to disregard life and join fazed.

...keep an eye on your 7-day waiters. He could be coming... 

Fuck no it wasn't me. 

Sorry, I have an Accent. I don't remember, but I suppose that doesn't matter. 

Hey, if his random, rambling half-page posts are at least As good as bash's, then how bad can he be? 

They're not. When bashypierre talks about his balls every couple of seconds it's with class and aplomb, not like a mental illness. 

SS is really disturbed by this guy. I for one welcome our new random asshat. I just want him to battle baba and bash for supreme being of random bullshit and lies. 

I really am. Did you get to see him on camera? He isn't right, he isn't good, only bad things will come of this. 

Chaos is entertainment, just look at Jerry Springer and MSNNBC. 

General Sex question Fazed is known for...

idsaluteyou bub said:

I bet you when Roadkill comes, you can hear a million tiny voices going DEEERRRRPPP

No context needed. 

From the Copy Wrong link in Backwash:

thelaw said:

Nutt to get axed
Nutt to be severed
Nutt getting forced out
Nutt to be relieved
Pressure on Nutt
Nutt doesn't want to go
Nutt separation?
Nutt hanging by a thread

TheGuvnor said:

Nutt busted

Cambot said:

City Hall Says Nutt "All Over"

Slut said:

Nutt may be booted.
Nutt's position shot?
Did Nutt get twisted?
Nutt to be squeezed out?
Will Nutt shrivel under pressure?
Nutt's Job has slippery future.

I lost it at Nutt Busted, though. 

cambots is the best outta that group.
all stellar though. 

i agree, that's quality work 

gypsypm5k said:

thats what was intended

I wish I'd thought to tape him earlier, and waited till he was done to start ripping it to youtube.

Glad I got a snippit though. 

*drip* 

D0C's neighbourly stalker thread

b3cky said:

I definitely think that you should go out with him at least once.
he obviously went to a lot of effort to get to know you and the least you could do is go out with him once.
I mean, for the experience alone...he could be the most fascinating person you will ever meet.

birdbrain said:

He might know where Hitler's gold is and he wants you to have half.

 

bb...nice. 

Post a pic...lol!

jai dubs said:

http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/files/articles/TRex2. jpg

MiggetyMike said:

why

Fox Jeffworthy said:

to get his kid back, yo

 

LOL -- awesome one FOX 

Most annoying child in a movie, ever.
But that was a good one. 

No, the kids in Jurrasic Park, I'm sure I would have left each of their asses at some point and just yelled DARWIN as I scurried out of there. 

heh...

My wife's douchebag uncle lives in Vegas, and he was telling the family when that movie came out "I had a part in that movie...I am friends with Stallone.." blah lie blah lie.....

when I finally did watch that god aweful movie, there he was, for about 3 seconds sitting at a table as a movie "extra".

The guy is still a douche to this day. Doesn't even know his daughter (my wifes 1st cousin) died of breast cancer.... 

I thought it was for a sweet truck. 

he wasn't lying, asshole. 

“Rocky, Rambo, Cobra and Now HAWK, In The Biggest Fight Of His Life.”

...

Over the Top is a movie about a father reconnecting with his lost son, losing him to his evil grandfather and then winning him back the only way he knows how: arm wrestling. Also, he wins a truck. And it’s a good thing he was the one who came in first, because a big rig and custody of Sylvester Stallone’s boy would be a pretty shitty prize for most people, arm wrestler or not.

During the film, while he was meeting his son halfway across the sky, in the fight of his life, “Hawk” showed that arm wrestling is in the heart, not the actual arm. The ‘80s were notorious for this type of nonsensical motivation, where the human spirit could keep your arm from being torn off by Mad Dog Madison. But in fairness to the decade, it was considered unusual for child custody cases to be decided by arm wrestling truck drivers.

 

Wow 10 crappy choices for The 10 Eightiest Movies. 

There is nothing crappy about Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon. 

I like how they dis Valley Girls before listing these crap choices and that movie influenced the whole stupid nation of girls talking and dressing for a couple years.

Gymkata and Disorderlies? Moonwalker? 

At least Breakin' is on there. That movie is a goddamn classic and I'm proud to own it.
Don't even get me started on Electric Shitaloo. 

Gag unto thee with a spoon. 

From Breaking News:

jai dubs said:

Dallas Cowboys cheerleader criticized after blackface Halloween photos emerge

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2009/10/500x_custom_1257023192520_dc_ch eerleader7.jpg

b stabby said:

lol nobody said shit about the people in mexican face

m ist er bepp o said:

I just thought those were actual Mexicans at the party who didn't have time to dress up.

hahaha
And a few posts later...

b stabby said:

blacks ought to be offended by lil wayne, not this costume

 

fenris mastery from the Halloween 2009 thread

KGBsuperspy said:

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs025.snc3/11254_584054189143_58211 540_33984202_7625969_n.jpg

I'm Green Man!

Clarenceo said:

someone had a threesome that night.

fenris said:

Was it the two girls in white?

 

poor guy just wanted to show off his costume. 

Is she actually dressed as a pig? She deserves the pity she wanted. 

/afk above comments made me bullemic 

KGBsuperspy said:

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs025.snc3/11254_584054189143_58211 540_33984202_7625969_n.jpg

fnk dr spok said:

Very uh, lively party you got there.

also deserving and not quite as mean. 

Partay up in there. 

Miss Piggy there looks cute
I'd hit it 

She has a lot of cards.

Not sure if that's good or bad. 

she'd be pretty cute if her arm wasn't the size of greenman. 

This just in: El Toro will fuck anything with a semi-warm vagina.