No idea wtf you're talking about. However, oma is grandmother in some language/culture and is also the abbreviation of my username, so opa would be like grandfather, or sort of a father figure. I just farted and it smells terrible.
so opa would be like grandfather, or sort of a father figure. I just farted and it smells terrible.
HAHAHAHAHAA!!
I made hugo laugh? +50000?
Were it one of those that Just potent enough for you to enjoy it without having to open a window or were it a tear wrencher
The former.
"OPA" Greeks shout that as they smash there dinner plates. Well they to in Barbados's only Greek Restaurant anyhow :)
this cracked me up.. in the middle of the "last one to post here gets a dollar" thread...
From: rmrf
Date: 1/18/04 @ 2:51 PM 1529
If I had a cat. I would call it Mittens.
Date: 1/18/04 @ 2:51 PM 1529
If I had a cat. I would call it Mittens.
From: w a n d e r rhymes with ponder
Date: 1/22/04 @ 8:14 PM 340
no its cos he always wants to argue.
No I don't.
Date: 1/22/04 @ 8:14 PM 340
no its cos he always wants to argue.
No I don't.
Wait, yes I do.
LOL!! these ARE gems!
toast3d +100 for making this topic.
toast3d +100 for making this topic.
From: GeniusTwin is not a genius
Date: 1/22/04 @ 7:05 PM 6
ooOOoohhh...
ok.
[TV news announcer]
In a bizarre accident, a vaseline/KY experiment went horribly wrong last night as a young man discovered that his vaccuum cleaner actually worked better than expected. His condition has since been upgraded from critical to serious. More at 11.
[/TV news announcer]
Date: 1/22/04 @ 7:05 PM 6
ooOOoohhh...
ok.
[TV news announcer]
In a bizarre accident, a vaseline/KY experiment went horribly wrong last night as a young man discovered that his vaccuum cleaner actually worked better than expected. His condition has since been upgraded from critical to serious. More at 11.
[/TV news announcer]
these are a lot easier to find than i thought.
From: jiffy
Date: 1/22/04 @ 8:44 PM 96
The mars rover landing and all this bullshit has been a big FAKE!
Date: 1/22/04 @ 8:44 PM 96
The mars rover landing and all this bullshit has been a big FAKE!
Ok, ok.
I had to post this.
This is quite possibly, no, it is the most retarded statement ever uttered by a person.
EVEN for fazed.
Congrats jiffy/rains.
From: Hugo A Go Go
Date: 1/22/04 @ 7:53 PM 7
Hugo what the FUCK is that
I dunno.
He followed me home one day.
Date: 1/22/04 @ 7:53 PM 7
Hugo what the FUCK is that
I dunno.
He followed me home one day.
From: OneManArmy is happy
Date: 1/22/04 @ 7:59 PM 101
No idea wtf you're talking about. However, oma is grandmother in some language/culture and is also the abbreviation of my username, so opa would be like grandfather, or sort of a father figure. I just farted and it smells terrible.
Date: 1/22/04 @ 7:59 PM 101
No idea wtf you're talking about. However, oma is grandmother in some language/culture and is also the abbreviation of my username, so opa would be like grandfather, or sort of a father figure. I just farted and it smells terrible.
It is German OMA.
Sauerkraut anyone?
Sauerkraut anyone?
Might as well.
*FOOOOOOOOOOF!!*
Damn, that one put a hurt on my nose.
From: Spaz is not a candy device with a lisp
Date: 1/20/04 @ 1:23 AM 68
I don't really believe in God. Haha you all got pwned.
Date: 1/20/04 @ 1:23 AM 68
I don't really believe in God. Haha you all got pwned.
* jibs sets mode: +b *!*_10phi9@*.kyol.net
* phi was kicked by jibs (BALEETED)
* phi was kicked by jibs (BALEETED)
FUCKING OWNAGE
From: w a n d e r rhymes with ponder
Date: 1/22/04 @ 9:42 PM 168
Even a Christian would say "God helps those who help themselves." So rape somebody.
Date: 1/22/04 @ 9:42 PM 168
Even a Christian would say "God helps those who help themselves." So rape somebody.
* jibs sets mode: +b *!*_10phi9@*.kyol.net
* phi was kicked by jibs (BALEETED)
* phi was kicked by jibs (BALEETED)
jibs is so fucking jealous of me it's pathetic.
From: Spaz is not a candy device with a lisp
Date: 1/23/04 @ 1:53 AM 113
heard of another landing on mars this sunday? that'd be cool. maybe it could trasmit a picture or two of rocks during the superbowl. then we'd know what a rock under a red light would look like.
Date: 1/23/04 @ 1:53 AM 113
heard of another landing on mars this sunday? that'd be cool. maybe it could trasmit a picture or two of rocks during the superbowl. then we'd know what a rock under a red light would look like.
I just think that my wifes vagina has caved in or fallen out.
jiffy...
Scatrick in the what do i do on my date type of thread...
"And then Box said, Dead Hooker Pile! It was so funny!"
"Check please."
"Dont you find dead hooker pile funny?"
"Um...no, I find it degrading."
*logs onto fazed in restaurant.*
New Topic: Box, some bitch said Dead Hooker Pile=Not Teh Funny. Advise.
"Check please."
"Dont you find dead hooker pile funny?"
"Um...no, I find it degrading."
*logs onto fazed in restaurant.*
New Topic: Box, some bitch said Dead Hooker Pile=Not Teh Funny. Advise.
From: chocomel
Date: 1/23/04 @ 11:50 AM 10
but the think of the balls he has!
they must be so smooth & hairless, are you really gonna pass that up?
Date: 1/23/04 @ 11:50 AM 10
but the think of the balls he has!
they must be so smooth & hairless, are you really gonna pass that up?
I think this quote is better without any explanation whatsoever. WINNAR!
From: PinkBlackJack
Date: 1/23/04 @ 3:41 PM 3
Petition my nutsack on your forehead, fruitcup.
Date: 1/23/04 @ 3:41 PM 3
Petition my nutsack on your forehead, fruitcup.
From: OneManArmy is happy
Date: 1/22/04 @ 7:59 PM 101
No idea wtf you're talking about. However, oma is grandmother in some language/culture and is also the abbreviation of my username, so opa would be like grandfather, or sort of a father figure. I just farted and it smells terrible.
Date: 1/22/04 @ 7:59 PM 101
No idea wtf you're talking about. However, oma is grandmother in some language/culture and is also the abbreviation of my username, so opa would be like grandfather, or sort of a father figure. I just farted and it smells terrible.
oma is kind of like saying grandma, instead of grandmother, and it's german, altho typically a southern german thing...opa is the same thing for grandpa, you get the idea i'm sure.
me "westbound, how's your backdoor?"
them "clear to Omaha"
me "thank you driver"
them "clear to Omaha"
me "thank you driver"
I can hardly wait for some trucker to pick up on that convo. Caaaaaandy Caaaaane.
Three miles is my max. My pussy hurts too much after that. :)
pinkblackjack. classic shit.
From: chocomel
Date: 1/23/04 @ 12:01 PM 72
"She doesn't get it. My 12 year-old neice does. She thinks you guys are hysterical."
yo, hook a brother up
Date: 1/23/04 @ 12:01 PM 72
"She doesn't get it. My 12 year-old neice does. She thinks you guys are hysterical."
yo, hook a brother up
From: BambooBabe
Date: 1/24/04 @ 1:47 PM 3197
yay! mr rogers coming to see me in my neighbourhood!~
Date: 1/24/04 @ 1:47 PM 3197
yay! mr rogers coming to see me in my neighbourhood!~
From: stampy
Date: 1/26/04 @ 12:56 AM 22
One dolphin sex site coming up!
http://www.dolphinsex.org/
Date: 1/26/04 @ 12:56 AM 22
One dolphin sex site coming up!
http://www.dolphinsex.org/
i just read happygolucky's profile.
thats GENIUS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Additional Info: [ Kenneth ] My friend saw hes mother get killed :/
[ Kenneth ] Killed with a rifle :(
[ @ThUg_WiGGa ] Was it a headshot?
[ Kenneth ] Killed with a rifle :(
[ @ThUg_WiGGa ] Was it a headshot?
thats GENIUS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
deadeye dick is afoot
From: BeaArthur has no idea what's going on
Date: 1/26/04 @ 7:33 AM 21
banjack!
Date: 1/26/04 @ 7:33 AM 21
banjack!
excellent!
From: S l u m L o r d the peace-fu is strong in this one
Date: 1/25/04 @ 9:31 PM 15
Just tell yourself that you ate all the Mac n' Cheese ... because you got high.
You'll understand.
Date: 1/25/04 @ 9:31 PM 15
Just tell yourself that you ate all the Mac n' Cheese ... because you got high.
You'll understand.
From: thorzul
Date: 1/26/04 @ 12:26 PM 41
Thank you. I just teared up like I do when I watch the end of Rudy.
Date: 1/26/04 @ 12:26 PM 41
Thank you. I just teared up like I do when I watch the end of Rudy.
Classic.
Corrupt Forum Posts: 21 (total: 131)
And one of those was a link to Goatse, is he Banned or on a timeout?
And one of those was a link to Goatse, is he Banned or on a timeout?
Who?
Corrupt.
Mr. Forum Posts if you're nasty
I didn't realize 'corrupt' was a user's name, I read that as number of forum posts that were corrupt
I read that as number of forum posts that were corrupt
My fault for not checking it before I posted it.
I read that as number of forum posts that were corrupt
Ditto.
From: JaiDubs
Date: 1/26/04 @ 12:35 PM 143
I love teh cock!
Date: 1/26/04 @ 12:35 PM 143
I love teh cock!
^^ hahaha ^^
From: gerf
Date: 1/26/04 @ 5:38 PM 31
if you had 5 minutes to live
would you post goatse?
Date: 1/26/04 @ 5:38 PM 31
if you had 5 minutes to live
would you post goatse?
The answer is an easy one:
Pee in her butt
TIMRED 2004
Pee in her butt
TIMRED 2004
From: thorzul
Date: 1/26/04 @ 10:13 PM 30
god i'm so high i thought that last post was haiku. counting the syllables took 15 minutes.
Date: 1/26/04 @ 10:13 PM 30
god i'm so high i thought that last post was haiku. counting the syllables took 15 minutes.
I don't know who posted this, but I think it might have been FatTrev months ago.
It was the below image along with text outlining the proper Wingman technique.
http://home.comcast.net/~j-dubs/images/wingman101.jpg
It was the below image along with text outlining the proper Wingman technique.
http://home.comcast.net/~j-dubs/images/wingman101.jpg
I remember napalm being involved.
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