Don't blame me. You're the one who made it 18+ with inlines.

From: 10phi9 is a special function
Date: 1/21/04 @ 1:14 PM 19

I hereby proclaim that it is my solemn duty as an American to post a 8008135 pic in every thread labeled [18+] [inlines].

From: OneManArmy is happy
Date: 1/21/04 @ 12:49 PM 25

I'll throw a stroller at you, wit' a baby in it.

Crooky's first post is really funny IMO. That should be listed here.

They're just catering to our inner-most desires. I, for one, have always wanted a cock that could literally split a woman in half before spurting 900 CCs of semen over her horribly mutilated corpse.

I'll throw a stroller at you, wit' a baby in it.

what do guys think? "where the fuck is the clit"

you suck phi.

That ain't the point, t00sti3.

at least you're beyond the denial stage

From: Herbalised
Date: 1/22/04 @ 7:38 AM 64

no, he just loves fat chicks at Dairy Queen.

From: 10phi9 is a special function
Date: 1/22/04 @ 7:40 AM 65

I believe it is the fat chicks at Dairy Queen that love me.

So fuck you big fat cow cunt. I hope you melt into a pool of fat and food

From: 10phi9 is a special function
Date: 1/21/04 @ 1:14 PM 19

I love yons and want him to give me the sexi

From: cherrybomb
Date: 1/22/04 @ 11:18 AM 34

Straight down the shoot. Unless I wanna see it between my boobies.

From: Jononioo
Date: 1/22/04 @ 11:28 AM 9

wait, their site is under construction....... Yay, im not dumb.

From: J e r G u a r has a PhD in Pimpology
Date: 1/22/04 @ 11:46 AM 75

I have 0 hall of fame quotes. dammit.

was it baleeted?

I believe it was...DISMANTLED!!!1

From: Gummy Llama
Date: 1/22/04 @ 12:37 PM 26

This is not a good idea... letting fazers use CB's... I can just imagine

[dream sequence]

Trucker1: Just passed the I-87 Interchange, any of ya boys see any bears on the side fo the road?
Trucker2: Clear on up through the I-4 Junction, you're good to go!
Fazer: Lol! I'm gonna pee in your butt!
Trucker 1: This better nto be one of you city bastards with a radio in your station wagon!
Fazer: STFU Nub! kthx!
Trucker 2: If I find you I'm gonna ram this rig right through your backdoor you little prick!
Fazer: Why don't you ram your rig into your boyfriend! Hahahahaha!
Trucker 1: I'm gonna find you, put my thumb through your left eye and skull-fuck you to death
Fazer: Whatever, Nub. I'm using a fgrx-4583 scrambler. You couldn;t find me if I was sittin right in front of........ CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Trucker 2: What do you wanna do with him?
Trucker 1: (looks around) Let's pee in his butt

[/dream sequence]

From: Warped left your mom a present
Date: 1/22/04 @ 12:41 PM 12557

Queen - My Best Friend

From: Crooky finds this thread easy to masturbate to
Date: 1/22/04 @ 1:19 PM 76

How about re-marketing Olestra as a sexual aid for gay men?

You're all the children of the corn.

[20:12] <Spratt> Well I just wolfed down a whole Pizza so I fuel for my Insomnia tonight
[20:13] <iason> :O
[20:13] <iason> what size
[20:13] <Spratt> Ermm Plate Sized :) thats that 10"-12" dunnow
[20:13] <iason> oh
[20:15] <iason> MATH QUESTION - If a pizza A has 2ce the diameter of Pizza B, and Pizza B has a of 10 inches, what is the AREA of Pizza A?
[20:15] <iason> Pizza b diameter of 10 inches
[20:16] <iason> or actualy, how much does the area of a pizza increse with each additional inch to the diameter
[20:16] <jibs> the answer is..
[20:16] <jibs> 8008135

From: Lord_f_da_Bling
Date: 1/22/04 @ 9:01 AM 17

Should it be standard procedure that I warn a girl when I'm about to blow?

What's a cool way to do that? I usually grab a handful of hair and say something like, "uhhhghhguh". How's that?