why can't you guys give me a fucking break, all i want to do is get to know some of you guys and all you care about is knowing what i look like. You give me crap for being a noob, not having a profile, and then not showing my pic. I am trying here and it would just be nice it some of you would not act like such a dick
This statement made me laugh louder than anything I've read on here in recent memory. It brought to mind the fact that there are some truly priceless remarks out there. Some funny, some retarded, some self 0wnage, etc.
It would be great to have a place to re-read those every once in a while, whether it was a function built into a new version of fazed version or whether it was created and hosted by one of you brilliant programmer/fazers.
Anyhow, just a thought. Got one on the subject?
The One Eyed Pirate - The act of shooting ejaculate into a girl's eye and simultaneously kicking her in the shin, causing her to hop about on one leg saying arrr......
From: boxleinter
Christianity is like Super Mario Brothers.
Christianity is like Super Mario Brothers.
Crooky, a definition of your Kurdish Surprise, please?
In regards to tara adopting turkboy and finding he is Bi-
That big black dildo isnt going to suck itself you know..
i thought of that walking down the hall today and laughed my ass off.
That big black dildo isnt going to suck itself you know..
i thought of that walking down the hall today and laughed my ass off.
That big black dildo isnt going to suck itself you know..
sweet! that one was mine.
That big black dildo isnt going to suck itself you know..
oh i know its pretty baby, but i didnt take it out for air.
If I was god I would run past that camera robot on Mars with a gorilla suit on and freak everyone out.
this one would get my vote...snicker every time i picture this. this has classic stamped all over it.
From: ladyalthea
Date: 1/16/04 @ 2:19 PM 551
you mean you dont have one handed typing down yet?
do you never view porn online?
Date: 1/16/04 @ 2:19 PM 551
you mean you dont have one handed typing down yet?
do you never view porn online?
somehow i think this is classic becasue she is a vagina.
LadyA isnt a Vagina.
She's the useless flap of skin surrounding the vagina. Um, duh.
*kidding LadyA! Much love*
She's the useless flap of skin surrounding the vagina. Um, duh.
*kidding LadyA! Much love*
The term "Superfly Powerup" will make me laugh whenever I think of it. I forget who posted it, though.
And the Martian God-Gorilla is hilarious.
And the Martian God-Gorilla is hilarious.
From: Supernipchick will eat your dick like Kobayashi. AUGHGAUGHAGLAGLUAGHHGA
Date: 1/16/04 @ 4:26 PM
13
I can't find the post where I said I was never ever ever going to come back again.
Some of my favorites are:
The original "I thought you were leaving"
The Tryone definition.
box:
something like: You guys are interested in mediocre people that you'll never meet and live 1000 miles away. Way to go. You're so god fucking dam WIN!
The original "I thought you were leaving"
The Tryone definition.
box:
something like: You guys are interested in mediocre people that you'll never meet and live 1000 miles away. Way to go. You're so god fucking dam WIN!
everything I've ever said is important.
I was just gonna say, "And anything I've ever typed".
i was laughing hysterically at something someone said one day. I wish I could remember what it was. I hate that. Lost joy and fucking regret.
yeah, me too. c'mon you motherfuckers, re-hash some shit to make me feel better.
it was most likely said by myself, I'm the funniest guy in my dungenons and dragons clan.
yeah, me too. c'mon you motherfuckers, re-hash some shit to make me feel better.
Well, the Ask Dr. Jerg thread is pretty much legendary. It was on the first page for months...
my personal best was:
"i used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten cunt split on me"
but the best i've read so far has easily got to be.... eww probably the black dildo thing.
"i used to be a necrophiliac until some rotten cunt split on me"
but the best i've read so far has easily got to be.... eww probably the black dildo thing.
and tonights classic moment goes to the_big_wiggle:
Find the link your fucking self you fuckface shitclit bitch-titted assfart!
Oh you found it already... well you're still a fuckfart bitchface assclit shitfart!
Oh you found it already... well you're still a fuckfart bitchface assclit shitfart!
turk has uber-high standards.
turk has uber-high standards.
another classic fazed moment there!
/dickhead
necro equestrian fetus felcher
turkboy reeks of Fark.com.
From: jpkeates Error: Information for this account is currently unavailable
Date: 1/18/04 @ 7:30 PM
28
turkboy is OK.
He's young, he's from England, but he is OK.
And fark is full of words, which is like turkboy repellent.
He's young, he's from England, but he is OK.
And fark is full of words, which is like turkboy repellent.
me?
fark?
the only reason i know what fark is, is because people like yourself fucking moan about it all the time!
fark?
the only reason i know what fark is, is because people like yourself fucking moan about it all the time!
i burped up a gorean baby
horribly paraphrased yet still funny as hell
Christianity is like Super Mario Brothers.
How so?
masturbate for hours on end while reading this site and if all goes well my cum will splatter upon the wall and form an image of the virgin mary
from the Sunday thread.
If I was god I would run past that camera robot on Mars with a gorilla suit on and freak everyone out.
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From: thorzul
Date: 1/18/04 @ 6:52 PM 76
if making love to fat chics is wrong, well then i don't want to be right
Date: 1/18/04 @ 6:52 PM 76
if making love to fat chics is wrong, well then i don't want to be right
From: thorzul
Date: 1/18/04 @ 6:52 PM 76
if making love to fat chics is wrong, well then i don't want to be right
Date: 1/18/04 @ 6:52 PM 76
if making love to fat chics is wrong, well then i don't want to be right
1) My Thai Bride - by t0ast3d
2) Fazed You Are My Friend
2) Fazed You Are My Friend
Before the n00b invasion. *sigh*
there has never been anything important said on fazed
Noteworthy yes important I think probibly not
This thread got way too gay way too fast.
Anything Jeff The Strong said back in the day when he acted like his true self. ie: A queer.
From: thorzul
Date: 1/21/04 @ 1:43 PM
Nothing can compare to bringing your laptop into the bathroom, having problems, and going to tubgirl for motivation.
Date: 1/21/04 @ 1:43 PM
Nothing can compare to bringing your laptop into the bathroom, having problems, and going to tubgirl for motivation.
From: jiffy
Date: 1/21/04 @ 2:46 PM 102
i like to build a fort out of my couch cushions and cry myself to sleep
Date: 1/21/04 @ 2:46 PM 102
i like to build a fort out of my couch cushions and cry myself to sleep
From: jiffy
Date: 1/21/04 @ 2:46 PM 102
i like to build a fort out of my couch cushions and cry myself to sleep
Date: 1/21/04 @ 2:46 PM 102
i like to build a fort out of my couch cushions and cry myself to sleep
Awesomely stupid, huh?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in regards to OMA
From: GeniusTwin is not a genius
Date: 1/21/04 @ 7:43 PM 57
Keep up the good work, my racially confused e-friend.
Date: 1/21/04 @ 7:43 PM 57
Keep up the good work, my racially confused e-friend.
awesome.
made me laugh pretty long time....
Crooky's first post is really funny IMO. That should be listed here.
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