I want to be remembered as a honest man, a loving companion, an inspiration, a mentor, a man who never stopped fighting for his beliefs, a man that never forgot where he came from.

I would also like to invent something that changes the world forever(for the better). It will happen. 

Honestly, I'd rather be forgotten. Or not noticed at all. 

for my quest for the holy vagina

or my rollercoaster lifestyle and my diarhea moment that has scarred me for lyfe. 

drunken viking FUNeral would be cool. I don't live near water though. And I'm sure nobody wants to haul my corpse to the ocean. I guess I could be cremated and thrown in a cheap boat and a cheap wooden bucket or something and then set out and lit aflame..

but its not the same. 

Could always do the Dane Cook idea; Knock a child's ice cream cone from his hands, and stare him dead in the eyes, "You will always remember this." 

dirtyuser said:

I want a viking funeral.

Build a wooden raft, put my body on it, douse that fucker in diesel, light it, and set adrift.
Then everyone gets fucking wasted for days.

You forgot the sacrificial offering of horses and bringing a slave girl who will die with you. 

i'm awesome. 

I want my ashes to be in a can of Folgers from Ralph's. 

but you just wont be as awsome dead duke its unpossible 

like jp pointed out, you're going to have a hard time lighting
something that isn't flammable at standard pressure.

du will thus leave this world as he lived within it:
a stinking, sedentary pile of fail.

/tear 

midge mckay said:

I'll remember sitting in your van

See, now that hurts, because it's a truck. :) 

Goddam baba...(lol) 

I will erect Zen Monasteries in western Mongolia, and father several children to a Mongolian wife. 

du will thus leave this world as he lived within it:
a stinking, sedentary pile of fail.

Do you really carry around such animosities?
You realize this is the internet right?
It's not real lifes.
He can't hurt you.
Maybe you would get kissed once in awhile if you didn't take stuff so personally. 

I thought baba was just goofing around
Even if he's not, du's got a thick enough skin to take an internet jab
That's how I remember du anyway 

oh i know. 

From these:http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2623/img0010gw9.jpg 

Like this:
http://blogmeisterusa.mu.nu/archives/Futurama_ep49.jpg 

dude, a viking funeral seems pretty rapey - from wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norse_funeral#Ibn_Fadlan.27s_account

I don't know if i'd want all that - just the idea of being put out to sea in a burning boat would be cool to watch. 

Wow.

I'm not asking for a viking funeral, someone is gonna google that page and think im sick and twisted. 

To get a multi-million dollar grant and open a clinic that provides the full spectrum of primary care in the home setting to those who have difficulty leaving home. Disabled/elderly/AIDS/etc 

Honestly, I'd rather be forgotten. Or not noticed at all.

lol... A good friend calls me Mr. Cellophane. 

Fourth Reich, baby. 

wat? 

scubaduba said:

To get a multi-million dollar grant and open a clinic that provides the full spectrum of primary care in the home setting to those who have difficulty leaving home. Disabled/elderly/AIDS/etc

Good call. 

If you were a slave would you rather continue being a slave or would you rather have a ten day bender with lots of promiscuous sex? 

The Scene: The entire Meshpokha is sitting shiva.

My ex-wives, my son, daughter, and various acquaintances are knoshing, kibitzing. On one corner of the room, my grandson, a flamboyishly gay young man argues politics with his mother and my son, his uncle.

Daughter: Don’t start arguing in front of Grandpa now.

Grandson: I can’t believe you.

Son: (annoyed) One moment. He wasn’t an atheist or a Republican, or a Democrat.

Daughter: He must’ve been something.

Son: He was a foot fetishist.

Grandson: The only group I remember he belonged to. 

KNW said:

See, now that hurts, because it's a truck. :)

Vans can be trucks here! 

Yeah, but my truck is not a van. A van would be a lot creepier.

hmm.... 

Haha, I didn't read it like that at all :p

Any heavy duty vehicle that you can put stuff in is a van here. Trucks are more like lorries. 

lorries! brits is talk all cray cray! 

im realistic. i wont be remembered. 

a bastard and a degenerate asshole. 

Not so dude. 

i doubt it shotty, you sent me lots of metal! 

midge mckay said:

Any heavy duty vehicle that you can put stuff in is a van here. Trucks are more like lorries.

Y'all talk weird, eh. 

KNW said:

Y'all

Where I come from we say "You (plural)" 

Y'all = you + all. Legitimate contraction, just like y'ain't 

And ya'll'rn't 

as in ya'll'rn't fixin' t'leave er ya? 

Ye taruku puellar un' dei 

more like ya'll Hosers'rn't fixin' t'leave er, eh? 

Supernipchick said:

Oh, nothing important. I just want to be remembered as somebody nice and sweet and pleasant by the people who know me.

I will remember your fantastic breasts, and your smile of course. 

I will remember you as one of the hundreds of thousands of beautiful women I thought about doing the humpty dance with. 

Pretty sure that's a dude. 

scubaduba said:

I will remember you as one of the hundreds of thousands of beautiful women I thought fantisized about doing the humpty dance with.

ftfm 

He still has nice tits 

Mr Rory said:

Not so dude.

for the people that really know me, it'll probably ring true.