im over 30 and I JUST learned to squeeze the end for tragectory recently. 

Hip About Time said:

LOL one of the people I sent Ackers link to

"Theres no fucking way thats even real"

Not acker's link JIFFEE'S LINK!! JIFFEE'S LINK!!!! 

You brought it up toots 

I've tasted my own jizz a number of times.

It doesn't taste bad, but the way it coats the back of my throat is sorta odd and I can totally understand why women might not dig that as much.

I don't give a shit if you kiss me after blowing me.
I don't care if you want me to go down on you after blowing one in your vag.
Hell, I'll give you a rimjob after blowing one in your pooper.
Sex is full of body fluids and they get in your mouth and all over your face... they run down your legs and get on the sheets.

If you want something nice and clean and sterile that tastes minty fresh go jerk off into a napkin, take a shower and suck on a tic-tac while you do it. 

Ackers link!! 

You. Don't you even start.... :P 

I like to wear rubber gloves when I do it.

http://www.zoecchi.com/Images/FightClub/fcrubberglove.JPG 

..."You wanna finish her off" 

"you know what I mean, you fucked her." 

I don't get all the whining. I don't get mad if my girl doesn't want to go down on me after I've been in her. What's the big deal?

Same thing is if she does or doesn't swallow. I couldn't care less. 

well, with the swollowing and the cream pies it goes like this, I dont like cumming in open air, I want somrthing warm and wet around the knob as it pulses. 

Just remind her that protein is important for her nutrition. 

semen has nutritional value?

must be a bunch of healthy wankers around here then. 

http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/052009/semen_nutrition_facts.jpg 

15 calories! 

Peter North 

Hip About Time said:

Peter North

50 calories! 

BUKAKKE
OVER 9000!!! 

Hungry Man size 

QUATERPOUNDERUUUUUUU 

Once, I came in a girl's ass, sucked it out with a straw, then blew it all over her outstretched tongue.

Even worse, I once ate at Arby's. 

Hip About Time said:

well, with the swollowing and the cream pies it goes like this, I dont like cumming in open air, I want somrthing warm and wet around the knob as it pulses.

So are you saying you don't masturbate into the paper towel like the rest of the normal guys in the world?

"It is better for a man to plant his seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground." 

Even worse, I once ate at Arby's.

FnkDrSpok likes this! 

FNK DR SPOK said:

"It is better for a man to plant his seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground."

I remember using this line on church girls years ago. I would say that they had to swallow or it went against the bible. 

well when she swallows, there's less cleanup of course.
But personally, once I reach the point of no return, I could care less. 

Yeah there comes that point where she has to make a call. In the mouth or everywhere else. 

Moonpie said:

Yeah there comes that point where she has to make a call.

In your mouth or your daughter's? 

ewww...

WTF man? 

FNK DR SPOK said:

So are you saying you don't masturbate into the paper towel like the rest of the normal guys in the world?

"It is better for a man to plant his seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground."

this will come off as really corny, but I only get off with my wife, It just seems like such a waste otherwise, I mean, dude, you should see my wife, mabey not to everyone, but to me nothing will ever get me as hot as she does.

Theres nothing I can even think about while jerking that would make a difference, the few times I have yanked since we met, I have rubbed her ass while I did it. 

I just ate enough celery on my break to make my spunk taste like a vanilla milkshake for a month. 

I know that's your wife and all but thinking about a guy jerking it while the other hand is rubbing someone's ass, the vision is hilarious to me maybe because I couldn't imagine myself doing it.

Anywho, you are a better man than most of us. Bravo sir, bravo! 

Damn you grammar, that was to HAT 

Hip About Time said:

this will come off as really corny, but I only get off with my wife, It just seems like such a waste otherwise, I mean, dude, you should see my wife, maybe not to everyone, but to me nothing will ever get me as hot as she does.

Theres nothing I can even think about while jerking that would make a difference, the few times I have yanked since we met, I have rubbed her ass while I did it.

Hmm. That's actually pretty cool in my books, Hip About Time. 

Yeah but its the greatest ass in the Galaxy.
She was totally asleep
and yes she knows I am a creep 

That's so sweet. 

Lol 

Well you gotta train your wife to swallow. The easy way is to pull out just before you come and blast your load all over the comforter. By time she finishes washing and hanging that thing she will make a mental note to keep your swimmers under control the next time.

TMYK 

He said he's married Acker geeeez. Pull your panties up 

Thanks yall, I totally expected Screwok and Medi to be in here throwing hands full of shit and had accepted that 

no acker.
pull those panties down. 

^this 

If you want something nice and clean and sterile that tastes minty fresh go jerk off into a napkin, take a shower and suck on a tic-tac while you do it.

ahaha 

I'm just glad my wife will go down on me in the first place.

Two women are grocery shopping together and they're in the produce department.
One of the women picks a great big honkin sweet potato and says "This reminds me of my husband".
The other woman gasps and says "That big??!!"

"No... that dirty"

 

Why while backskimming this thread to I see my name? I wasn't even here! Shenanigans!!!! 

Beestinga said:

no acker.
pull those panties down.

Now that you're here... 

Okay then, how far down and why? And how does this benefit me? 

Your labia needs air to breath and we need pics for gender verification. 

It's a win win scenario. 

aaaand topic change....

Random sex fact: Approximately 70% of people in the U.S. admit to fantasizing about group sex at some point in their life, and more than 50% of those people actually follow through.

 

Are you saying you would prefer to be gang banged?