From: idsaluteyou bub - upps upps upps
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 6:31 PM
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Group sex is more than 3 people,
or do threesomes count? 
From: fenris - Best Post Delayer 2009
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 6:31 PM
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You can take one for the team, or maybe take one from it 
From: Miscreant  46 2 - all time "new page" champion!
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 6:48 PM
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Group sex would be a little bit odd.
I'd probably have to do it with strangers.
I had a guy girl guy threesome once, and it's been nothing but awkward with me and the other guy ever since.
Probably has more to do with his attraction to me at the time, more than anything. 
From: FnkDrSpok - this is better than any ole Facebook status update
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 6:51 PM
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Yeah, that would be awkward.

Him: Hey, you wanna hang out again sometime?
You: (jogging away) Can't busy....
Him: Ok, call me!! (single tear) 
From: cmetzel needs to unpack her butt.
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 7:18 PM
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M00B a77 said:

It doesn't taste bad, but the way it coats the back of my throat is sorta odd and I can totally understand why women might not dig that as much.

I don't mind swallowing. It only tastes unpleasant for a few seconds, but this part can be irritating.

I've tasted myself on more than several occasions and I like it. I've noticed the taste has changed over the years. Not any better or worse, just different. I've never dated a man that would kiss me immediately after going down on him, though. As discussed earlier, I agree that it is somewhat hypocritical of men to expect me to like my own taste but then would be repulsed by the mere thought of tasting themselves.

I've had sex with my boyfriend at the time while another couple who were close friends of ours were watching/doing it too. It was neat because everyone was into it and it was never awkward afterwards for us. I think if everyone communicates clearly, can be in agreeance and doesn't overstep their boundaries, group sex can be a nice experience. It's not for everyone, though. 
From: loosetongue likes to round down his creepiness
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 7:21 PM
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couple who were close friends of ours were watching/doing it too. It was neat because everyone was into it and it was never awkward afterwards for us


http://fazed.net/profile/images/?img=785f004889f1c20df1bc

I can see why there is no awkwardness... 
From: crushingblow - stupid tagline is stupid
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 7:59 PM
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i have a new found love for cmetzel 
From: Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 8:03 PM
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After seeing her picture I have a newfound...

I'm gonna just stop there before a boyfriend comes knocking on my door. 
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 9:08 PM
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cmetz is so in love with me. 
From: fenris - Best Post Delayer 2009
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 10:17 PM
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cmetz thinks you are even cooler than Vanilla Ice and Mr. Cool Ice 
From: Hip About Time - "I want bitches crying in clean Cadillacs at my funeral"
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 11:14 PM
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You know who I love? You Fenry
You 
From: fenris - Best Post Delayer 2009
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 11:18 PM
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AW SHUCKS! 
From: Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 3:41 PM
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Marry, Boff, Kill:

Volsh, Acker, sALLEm 
From: rabbiwanna Help rabbi. Help him.
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 3:44 PM
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Do we get to specify what order we're going to do it in? 
From: Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 3:46 PM
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Yeah, who for what and why. That wasn't my order, I was just throwing them out there. 
From: rabbiwanna Help rabbi. Help him.
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 3:46 PM
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Okay.

I'd kill myself. 
From: Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 3:47 PM
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I feel as though you haven't grasped the spirit of the game. 
From: Volshebnik
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 3:47 PM
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Dude, I am already married. 
From: WeaponX86 - highly effective against flesh
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 3:48 PM
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cmetzel said:

I don't mind swallowing. ...
I've tasted myself on more than several occasions and I like it.


It just went from six to midnight. 
From: Volshebnik
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 3:51 PM
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rabbiwanna said:

Okay.

I'd kill myself.

I wish you would have considered/succeeded in doing this between the years of 2004-2006. 
From: herbalised is cumin and it's about thyme
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 3:52 PM
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:(

harsh 
From: Jedi Clampett - Fark free for 4 years
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 3:54 PM
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biologically speaking, more guys might be into it if the horny switch didn't get shut off immediately after orgasm. 
From: Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 3:54 PM
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Fine

SNC, Acker, Cmetzel 
From: StoneyMahony saw your post and jizzed in his pants
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 4:10 PM
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Married to a scarf maybe 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 4:12 PM
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Volshebnik said:

I wish you would have considered/succeeded in doing this between the years of 2004-2006.

wtgdmf 
From: Volshebnik
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 4:13 PM
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I'm sorry. I didn't really mean that. I've apologized to him. 
From: Moonpie  will speak with your mama outside
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 4:17 PM
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Is he the one volshe? The one you have told us about? 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 4:19 PM
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you know what you should do is make a jizz ice cube and then shove it up there and savor your little swimmers as they melt 
From: Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 4:42 PM
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You'll have to be the master of your domain for a day or two to save up enough swimmers to fill an ice cube tray. 
From: gyrocaps can put it on mute and spank it
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 4:47 PM
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screwbacca said:

you know what you should do is make a jizz ice cube and then shove it up there and savor your little swimmers as they melt


ahahahahahahaha 
From: baba give item
 
Date: 11/5/09 @ 5:17 PM
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Marry
Boff
Kill


jiffy
cmetz
anybody who talks to cmetz or looks at cmetz or posts on cmetz' facebook wall 
From: Fox Jeffworthy received a cease and desist from Jeff, but is suspicious of "Aterny Lawrence Cableguy"
 
Date: 11/6/09 @ 7:47 AM
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Marry
Boff
Kill


hmmmmm
Let's go with
BadKitty
Heiders
Caff (since he ain't postin) 
From: Hip About Time - "I want bitches crying in clean Cadillacs at my funeral"
 
Date: 11/6/09 @ 9:01 AM
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whos gonna make a thread for Marry, boff, kill?

If I do it it will be locked before Im done typing 
From: Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 10:32 AM
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Here's a question: do people actually use Saran wrap as a barrier for man to woman mouth love? I have an aversion to going down there in the first place, but I just remembered watching an old movie with Jamie Foxx as the sidekick where the guy gets things going with his woman and then she makes him run out of the apartment to go down the street to the corner store to pick up celophane. Am I crazy, or is that a bit much? 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 10:35 AM
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it's more to keep you from getting the herps but whatevs 
From: StoneyMahony saw your post and jizzed in his pants
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 10:37 AM
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Grammar SS said:

Here's a question: do people actually use Saran wrap as a barrier for man to woman mouth love? I have an aversion to going down there in the first place, but I just remembered watching an old movie with Jamie Foxx as the sidekick where the guy gets things going with his woman and then she makes him run out of the apartment to go down the street to the corner store to pick up celophane. Am I crazy, or is that a bit much?

If she's on the rag and wants it, and you want to give it to her...it's better then getting clottmouf 
From: Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 10:49 AM
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screwbacca said:

it's more to keep you from getting the herps but whatevs


In that case, who the hell would be dumb enough to go down on someone you aren't sure about, and don't you forfeit the privelage of a lickity split when you get the herps?

It's just human decensy. 
From: StoneyMahony saw your post and jizzed in his pants
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 10:50 AM
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lol you have much to learn young skywalker 
From: Luke E Pierre still thinks Cassie is a redhead
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 10:58 AM
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Here's a question: do people actually use Saran wrap as a barrier for man to woman mouth love? I have an aversion to going down there in the first place


Ah yes, the dental dam. It never works, it's like fucking a broad from across the roam with a dildo duct-taped to a hockey stick.

Listen, it is just one of those thing where you have to bite the bullet and learn to love. Mouthyfying the nethers is not just an art, it's a powerful weapon. You think John Lennon was with Yoko for her tits, looks or musical talent?

Is it is a taste and smell issue? Then there are ways to cheat. A little vicks vap-o-rub in the nostrils (not on your upper lip!) and an altoid is what I usualy recommand to men new to the exciting world of cunnilingus. And good god, be discreet about it, excusing yourself to go brush your teeth shows that you care, use that time to apply.

Allright, so you now have a minty line of defence, what now?
Find your pace, stick with it. There is nothing wrong with rubbing the g-pot while simultanously tongue flicking the bean. Delicate, but firm.

Most importantly: Commit. You are down there for the long haul, be receptive to her reactions. Does she like tiny kitty licks? or is she into Great-Dane-eating-peanut-butter-off-a-floor kind of action? Be gradual in your experiment, do not switch kitty to great dane every 10 seconds. Broads dig consistency. 
From: BambooBabe - she chutes, she scores!
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 12:13 PM
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*crosses uncrosses legs* 
From: Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 12:18 PM
491
Wow, got a positive reaction from someone in the crowd. You may have just talked me into... Nope, still would rather just stand on stamina and high output endurance. 
From: Luke E Pierre still thinks Cassie is a redhead
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 12:23 PM
492
BbBb.

You have a vagina... Back me up on this. 
From: Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 12:35 PM
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Here's the real question: if had to go your entire life without one of these two things - cunnilingus induced orgasms or intercourse induced orgasms- which would you choose and why? 
From: Luke E Pierre still thinks Cassie is a redhead
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 12:40 PM
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Are you asking a broad or a dude? 
From: Jedi Clampett - Fark free for 4 years
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 12:40 PM
495
Both. 
From: Luke E Pierre still thinks Cassie is a redhead
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 12:45 PM
496
Does it really matter if you always finish on her tits/and/or face? 
From: aZZaZeLo aZZmadAZZahatter
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 12:48 PM
497
Doesn't matter.

Now, restricting self induced orgasms, that would hurt. 
From: Grammar SS was a time of swagger and steel, gumption and irons
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 12:48 PM
498
Broads. A guy can't get an orgasm from cunnilingus. Though I have to say I might be okay with a 69 because it just seems like a fun thing that can come out of a frantic, passionate heated moment. Otherwise it seems like a chore. 
From: Luke E Pierre still thinks Cassie is a redhead
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 12:56 PM
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I much prefer to make love to a woman with my mouth. That way I am much more in control, I don't schvitz like a pig, my breathing is normal, And she can't see the faces I make. It's awesome.

Full on intercourse? that depends on the broad. If she is really into it and provides some fun feedback such as taking chargefor a few minutes, dirty talking, asking her roomate to come watch, etc... Then, it can be fun. 
From: StoneyMahony saw your post and jizzed in his pants
 
Date: 11/11/09 @ 1:03 PM
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How do you not eat puss man? Only on the interwebs I tell ya 
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