Not opposed...hell...would be thrilled. LOL

I'm really not offended by anything, so no worries on my end. It's all in good fun. It's fazed...half the point is to be a little bit of a jackass. :-) 

definitely dont want any "paraphernalia" 

No soup stuff here. 

I like Soup. 

I'll take almost anything nerdy. 

Definitely nothing soup related for me.

And for any other gifts, remember there's a chance it'll be opened by international customs.

Oh (oh!) and also mind to put on the postal form that it's valued at $20 or less, otherwise I don't receive it, and instead have to travel miles to a warehouse and pay additional taxes on it. 

No Soup stuff, thanks 

Ok, so no soup stuff then. 

Is anybody opposed to getting S&M related items as gifts? 

No, that'd be fine 

Anyone opposed to getting a dozen containers of vaseline and a spatula as a gift? 

purple said:

Ok, so no soup stuff then.

Soup Nazis. 

Yeah, mine has to go through German customs + the military facilities over here, so please nothing illegal. Embarrassing or awkward or funny is okay, but illegal or compromising is not. 

are double ended, veiny purple dildos legal there?
I really don't want to have to find the receipt. 

As long as it has no swastika on it 

You are talking about the country that invented scat porn... they would not even blink if you shipped multiple double ended, veiny purple dildos and a blowup sheep and a gross of cockrings. They just don't care. 

I got porn one year. A VHS of Debbie Does Dallas from whiskeybent. It wasn't even rewound but half watched. Glad I didn't put much effort into his gift!

I wish we had a meet afterwards to do a post gift exchange white elephant. 

effeminateSWANK said:

I got porn one year. A VHS of Debbie Does Dallas from whiskeybent. It wasn't even rewound but half watched. Glad I didn't put much effort into his gift!

I wish we had a meet afterwards to do a post gift exchange white elephant.

bwahahaha fuck that is priceless. 

I don't mind what I, err, recieve.

Chuffed with anything, srsly :) 

recieve

Receive ffs :( 

I just look forward to oddball stuff I never would have thought of. I plan on putting in some random fun / odd things (All legal, just maybe not in the best taste...we'll see what I come up with.) and some stuff that you can only get where I live.

But I'll likely be thrilled with whatever I get as I just like the idea of random kindness and fun. 

I reaaaaaally wanna know my match, mainly because there's so many people I know nothing about. Gonna have to do some digging if I get them and that takes some time. 

That was the fun part last year! The digging. Then the OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW MISS STALKER!?!? 

No one else has tried to get in on this yet and the list is ready.
So if I don't see anyone else showing interest I will give out all the info when I get off work tomorrow. 

w00t! 

Is there a way to go all stalker on here so whoever I get I can see what forum topics they are regulars in, what sort of links they suggest, etc? I don't really want to be all creepy stalker...but knowing how to learn more about my person (whoever that is would be great. I want to give them stuff they'll enjoy. 

I wonder if I can pay Jason to use his admin powers to come up with a list of gift suggestions for whoever I get. 

Pay him in boobies. 

Pay him with your boobies, but go ahead and supply a list for my exchangerer too! pls :) 

Look guys, supply is high so demand is low 

*bump*

If no one else signs up in the next3-4 hours, I'll start distributing names of your giftees.
Last chance for bribes... 

This is so exciting! 

Oh my, it's the last day. 

For a minute, I thought you said "distributing names of your goatees" and I was nervous. I mean, I shaved this morning. 

Gimmeeeeee! 

I'm excited! 

At work now having a pint.
Be home within the hour!! 

Its like christmas! Can. Not. Wait. Who will I get it?! Will it be some random I dont know? Will it be the person who gifted my last year? Or the same person I gifted last year? Who knows! Way to excited over this. 

Im putting Xs next to your name on the spread sheet as I send out your giftee info.
if you pmd me your info check your pms, if email, check email.
if you dialed using a secret spy phone, please stay on the line for the next available operator. 

YAY! 

My person is getting stuff from a head shop and the sex shop. 

everyone should have their giftee now.
check your PMs and emailz.
if you didn't get it just PM me and I'll give it to you again. 

/Please let Purple have me.

LOL 

dude.
wait.
What? 

I do not have you, but maybe you should go sign up for the card exchange. 

Can you send head shop and sex shop stuff in a card? LOL

Now that I know my person I'm trying to super secret spying on them to figure out ideas. Man, I've got a lot of back reading to do. 

LOL I feel the same way, Stubble. 

Ok.

count me in. 

My person is going to be interesting. We only post in a few common threads. The hunt is on!

/gets out Jr. Sherlock Holmes kit 

So the person I have is also sending me a gift?