if you keep "forgetting" to turn on aim you're gonna FINDOUTS
Me either.
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:51 PM
21,603
i break hearts like esprit lays farts.
i've never had my heart broken by a dude.
bless your heart...
i have also never had my heart broken by a dude.
Oh holy hell I've got 3 more hours of this shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Having your heart broken by a dude is gay.
Well, at least that's the case for half of the world population.
Well, at least that's the case for half of the world population.
Silly west coasters have to work 3 more hours every day than I do.
Why do they stay there?
Why do they stay there?
haze, man.
take a walk. you've earned it.
take a walk. you've earned it.
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:53 PM
21,610
spanky broke my heart.
greatgordon said:
Silly west coasters have to work 3 more hours every day than I do.
Why do they stay there?
Silly west coasters have to work 3 more hours every day than I do.
Why do they stay there?
The weather, the beaches and the hot chicks.
that's pretty gay, duke.
I'd normally only have two more h-ours.
But today and for the rest of the shitweek, I have 3 more h-ours.
But today and for the rest of the shitweek, I have 3 more h-ours.
From: JackArse didn't ASK to be completely rad; he's just playing the hand that was dealt to him!
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:56 PM
21,614
espritdescalier said:
i've never had my heart broken by a dude.
i've never had my heart broken by a dude.
soooooo.. then you did by a chick?
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:56 PM
21,615
now think about your butt.
wanna meet that butt!
wanna meet that butt!
I'll break sprit's heart.
I'm the cutest backstreet boy.
I'm the cutest backstreet boy.
I thought that other redheaded dude broke her heart.
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:57 PM
21,618
soooooo.. then you did by a chick?
i...i can't talk about that yet...
[sob]
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:57 PM
21,619
No, but thanks for bringing it up!
From: JackArse didn't ASK to be completely rad; he's just playing the hand that was dealt to him!
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:57 PM
21,620
pooooor leahloo
there's another redheaded dude?
I could say the same thing...
i picture esprit doing gogo dancer work and instead of pasties she has cupcakes and this makes me smile and isn't sexual at all.
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:59 PM
21,624
Well.
Great, now I want Mongolian Bar-buh-quee.
But I'm gonna need birdy to babby bird it in.
But I'm gonna need birdy to babby bird it in.
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 4:07 PM
21,627
haa.
I don't even chew.
like a real bird i grab a chunk and jerk my head backwards till it slips down
Well, then mama cow it for me.
Wait, they chew... Man, I never win at nothing.
you gotta pelican that shit down
you picked the opposite of not chewing, haze
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 4:11 PM
21,634
haze don't have no teef
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 11/3/09 @ 4:13 PM
21,635
i'm gonna need another red bull.
FML! FML!
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 11/3/09 @ 4:15 PM
21,637
FOTL!
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 4:16 PM
21,638
let's just hurry up off this.
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 4:17 PM
21,639
it's really irritating when someone says "we'll do this at this time" and then keeps moving the time back little by little.
wtf am i waiting for, really
wtf am i waiting for, really
From: espritdescalier would be a dizzy blonde, but she can't even get that part right.
Date: 11/3/09 @ 4:17 PM
21,640
oh. and now it's time to go for real.
i think.
neat.
i think.
neat.
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 11/3/09 @ 4:18 PM
21,641
don't leave me.
This is what I do, I sit on you. Sit on you. Sit on you.
Right on your lap!
TAGLINE
ok, that tagline's pretty dumb.
let me think of another one.
let me think of another one.
ok, that tagline's pretty dumb.
let me think of another one.
let me think of another one.
From: duke of slander 's crotch genie - granting wishes for all the bishes
Date: 11/3/09 @ 4:21 PM
21,647
hahaha.
motor inn!
once your pies are fried!
blind, he missed her eyes!
motor inn!
once your pies are fried!
blind, he missed her eyes!
motor inn!
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN DLOLPH LUNGREN
THIS SONG MAKES ME FEEL ELECTRIC!
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