We have funny porn, porn that crosses the line, and threads dedicated to female body parts. What about porn that is just impressive and doesn't fall into those categories. Post them here.
http://iheartchaos.com/sites/default/files/Z6OcuYW4bctxuwngQCl9z1za_500.jpg [18+]
http://iheartchaos.com/sites/default/files/Z6OcuYW4bctxuwngQCl9z1za_500.jpg [18+]
You horny bastard.
maybe he has a 2" peenor
From: The Gunfish is gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had the best video of all time
Date: 4/13/09 @ 9:55 PM
4
I've seen the video.. he won't be hitting any home runs with it...
I'd hate to see the guy who could...
I wish my wife could handle my warhammer better. She has trouble with it.
/watched
my wife won't go there. but in return, she jacks me off better than I could ever do myself.
she jacks me off better than I could ever do myself.
You mean... to completion? I'm jealous.
i'm pretty sure its the deepthroat coupled with the subtle ball-lick that has me most impressed.
Crooky said:
You mean... to completion? I'm jealous.
You mean... to completion? I'm jealous.
would be envious of her talent. It makes up for the lack of oral. We all have our pros and cons.
From: Clarenceo - crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk
Date: 4/14/09 @ 3:24 AM
14
Whaaaat?
Bad oral is still better than any super jack out there. Unless it hurts.
Bad oral is still better than any super jack out there. Unless it hurts.
but bad oral usually involves teeth which no amount of lube can help, so a superjack can be better.
From: Clarenceo - crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk
Date: 4/14/09 @ 3:37 AM
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Teeth are pretty rare in my experiences. Besides the one or two scrapes.
Anyway, I wouldn't marry a girl if she didn't do it.
Anyway, I wouldn't marry a girl if she didn't do it.
Anyway, I wouldn't marry a girl if she didn't do it.
That's the thing! There's nothing in the marriage license that guarantees BJs - or sex for that matter. Beware!!!!
From: Clarenceo - crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk
Date: 4/14/09 @ 4:15 AM
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oh suck. as soon as you get married they can just stop if they want!
sounds like the answer here is to just not get married. more porn please.
Clarenceo said:
oh suck You know... as soon as you get married they can just stop if they want!
Wedding cake. It's like blow job kryptonite.
tamANYWHOREodd said:
sounds like the answer here is to just not get married. more porn please.
sounds like the answer here is to just not get married. more porn please.
Yeah....someone with common sense.
now this- this is a thread.
im in class now so i cant get the link- but i feel like everyone needs to try the bring the porn firefox addon. its like stumble upon. way more gratifying.
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=18824 [18+]
The impressive part is this guy's cock didn't get mutilated.
The impressive part is this guy's cock didn't get mutilated.
Clarenceo said:
Whaaaat?
Bad oral is still better than any super jack out there. Unless it hurts.
Whaaaat?
Bad oral is still better than any super jack out there. Unless it hurts.
you are wrong young jedi.
so it goes said:
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=18824 [18+]
The impressive part is this guy's cock didn't get mutilated.
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=18824 [18+]
The impressive part is this guy's cock didn't get mutilated.
What she about to do? It looked like she was trying to let out a log.
From: Clarenceo - crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk
Date: 4/14/09 @ 6:55 PM
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you are wrong young jedi.
No I'm not. You just don't know because your wife hates the taste of your pepe.
What she about to do? It looked like she was trying to let out a log.
Water sports.
They were going to play water polo.
you're right...she just doesn't care for it much. Its something I deal with all the time. But I can work with. Thats whats called being a man, son. I've spent a lot of time coming to terms with it.
I'ts all gooood. Its just about growing up and not basing my future on a fucking blow job. I mean really...why would I base everything I have grown with her on something so...
so FUCKING GOOD!! WHY THE FUCK CAN'T SHE FUCKING GET IT THROUGH HER FUCKING HEAD THAT I HAVE NEEDS JUST LIKE HER!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!
WHAT I GO DOWN ON HER...BUT NOOOO...YOU'RE TOO BIG...IT HURTS!! I CAN'T BREATHE!
FUCK YOU BITCH!
I'ts all gooood. Its just about growing up and not basing my future on a fucking blow job. I mean really...why would I base everything I have grown with her on something so...
so FUCKING GOOD!! WHY THE FUCK CAN'T SHE FUCKING GET IT THROUGH HER FUCKING HEAD THAT I HAVE NEEDS JUST LIKE HER!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!
WHAT I GO DOWN ON HER...BUT NOOOO...YOU'RE TOO BIG...IT HURTS!! I CAN'T BREATHE!
FUCK YOU BITCH!
From: Clarenceo - crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk
Date: 4/14/09 @ 7:08 PM
30
haha
thebritons said:
im in class now so i cant get the link- but i feel like everyone needs to try the bring the porn firefox addon. its like stumble upon. way more gratifying.
im in class now so i cant get the link- but i feel like everyone needs to try the bring the porn firefox addon. its like stumble upon. way more gratifying.
http://www.bringtheporn.com/
its fantastic. takes two minutes to set up with preferences. lots of preferences.
http://www.tube8.com/lesbian/spin-the-bottle/43209/
Never have I seen such a better scene. The direction is fantastic and they honestly genuinely seem to be enjoying themselves and unaware of the camera.
Never have I seen such a better scene. The direction is fantastic and they honestly genuinely seem to be enjoying themselves and unaware of the camera.
Glorious
http://www.tube8.com/teen/kasia-blue-dildo/21104/
Not sure why but i like this one. bad lighting. bad actors, but good video.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=66db23227ab287b1eea1
http://www.tube8.com/teen/kasia-blue-dildo/21104/
Not sure why but i like this one. bad lighting. bad actors, but good video.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=66db23227ab287b1eea1
From: Clarenceo - crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk
Date: 4/15/09 @ 12:47 AM
34
si.
Not sure why but i like this one. bad lighting. bad actors, but good video.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=66db23227ab287b1eea1
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=66db23227ab287b1eea1
blehk. I don't like it when dirty people have sex.
thebritons said:
http://www.bringtheporn.com/
its fantastic. takes two minutes to set up with preferences. lots of preferences.
http://www.bringtheporn.com/
its fantastic. takes two minutes to set up with preferences. lots of preferences.
This is the exact reason I read fazed.
This is the exact reason I read fazed.
I also discovered askjolene.com through this site.
spince said:
http://www.tube8.com/lesbian/spin-the-bottle/43209/
Never have I seen such a better scene. The direction is fantastic and they honestly genuinely seem to be enjoying themselves and unaware of the camera.
http://www.tube8.com/lesbian/spin-the-bottle/43209/
Never have I seen such a better scene. The direction is fantastic and they honestly genuinely seem to be enjoying themselves and unaware of the camera.
Dude, that was really good. Thanks for sharing, bro.
I'm gonna go be by myself for a moment for personal introspection.
hell yes.
one of the very few videos I actually downloaded off one of the porn tube sites.
/watched
/watched
From: RandallFlagg wants to show you something shiny, shimmering, and splendid
Date: 4/15/09 @ 10:22 PM
44
So this is like a Porn Olympics?
That's gross
watching girls masturbate is pretty cool
russ2022 said:
url says it all.
http://www.xvideos.com/video13215/super_busty_girl_masturbating_huge_tits [18+]
url says it all.
http://www.xvideos.com/video13215/super_busty_girl_masturbating_huge_tits [18+]
Taht is very impressive.
From: blueNICKman will win, and will lose, and was born to sing the blues
Date: 4/15/09 @ 11:50 PM
49
This thread was made for DRPERV666, wasn't it?
shhhh!!! he'll fuck it up
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