I'm not that into pokemon 

this morning came too fast.
I don't wanna go to work. 

someone in my office, or the cleaning people last night, stole my last can of V8 juice.

fuckers 

The fail is strong with me today
I always like to start shit and fuck around here on Fridays
But today I feel a spectacular self owange flail coming on
watch this space 

owange wainbow bwead? 

it begins 

Burnt Toast. Luckily it was free, and I didn't feel bad about throwing it out; and the bacon was crispy, so I've got that going for me. 

And today starts my working 5 days in a fing row at the ED.
GODDAMMMIT! 

i have no rice

and im all alone in the house tonight and cant go out as up at the crack of dawn

the house feels all big and quiet

plus i am a little gutted i miss my grans 90th birthday tomorrow 

That I never say well I always say good.

I get embarrassed when I ask someone in return and they say well. 

also 5 days in a row?!?!? like an average job?!?! oh noes! 

also 5 days in a row?!?!? like an average job?!?! oh noes!

Yes...5 days. Five days in a row at the ED is freaking hell. So no, it's not like an average job.
I work 8 tonight, 12's sat,sun,mon, and 4 tuesday.
I am going to die. 

Meddling Kid said:

also 5 days in a row?!?!? like an average job?!?! oh noes!

encouraging her to whine more ticks me off 

sorry swank! typing tourettes 

argh the fucking rats are back in the attic

why wont they die?!!? i thought they had gone. i was sure they did for about 4 months or so

now they are back when i am alone in the house and its like they have little ratty amplifiers making them more fucking distracting

cunting rats, pet rats are lush, mangy fucking ones suck harder than a henry 

Hire a pro 

this is no time for hookers 

always time for hookers 

not the prossies round my way 

Well then get some thermal googles and a M16...fire away 

Meddling Kid said:

argh the fucking rats are back in the attic

why wont they die?!!? i thought they had gone. i was sure they did for about 4 months or so

now they are back when i am alone in the house and its like they have little ratty amplifiers making them more fucking distracting

cunting rats, pet rats are lush, mangy fucking ones suck harder than a henry

i have a 15lb cat who is a total death machine when it comes to mice and rats. i can rent her to you. 

or i would ring their little rodenty necks, it's cheaper that way 

BrianMD71 said:

i have a 15lb cat who is a total death machine when it comes to mice and rats. i can rent her to you.

yes please! my mums cat used to be a lean mean rodent killing machine, until her brother died and she became a porker 

oh mine is a chubby thing, but the moment she sees a rodent - you've never seen that much flub and fur move so fast. 

thats so sad 

cunting rats, pet rats are lush, mangy fucking ones suck harder than a henry

You are my favorite speaker of the English language 

LOL 

Tuesday, we get another new guy.

8th new guy this year. 

so your 8th helper this year? 

No, I really only had two, although one was here two different times. 

When I interviewed for my current job they asked me if I'd ever supervised anyone. I told them I had overseen about 20 people over 4 years. We were a small company, about 22 people, so they wondered how I did that.

My boss hired people, and every single one of them was a moron, so he then fired them. Thats how. 

PROTIP: Interview THEN hire. 

very single one of them was a moron

Welcome to what I've been dealing with for the last 5 years. 

Yes, I was commiserating 

I believe I have a sinus infection. Good thing for ice packs. 

..........you pack ice into your sinuses?

I think I found your problem 

Dr Bebblebrox, paging Dr Bebbs to the sinus unit. 

woke my bro up this morning so he could drive me to work (like he promised) and he was like "no man...no man...no...I'm too drunk."
he had gone to bed about an hour before and was too drunk to drive so I had to wake up my roommate. I felt kind of bad.
I don't realize how lucky I really am. 

I got an offer on the house yesterday, and although it was shitty, it was an offer that would have covered the mortgage and costs and I could move on.

Then it fell through.

Thank god I have a wonderful place to stay and am safe and happy and all that jazz, but really?

My god I don't even want to think about all the money I lost on that stupid house.

So much. 

I went out with some friends last night and was walking home and then my neighbors upstairs told me to come hang out with them and then they brought out coke and then I did some and stayed up until 7 am hooking up with my neighbor upstairs. Ugh bad move.

I'm so stupid sometimes. 

nice! the old bangin the neighbor trick

been there 

Ha! I woke up at around 11 in her bed and she wanted to watch movies and cuddle all day. I told her I'll call her after I take a nap. I think I want to go back to sleep. 

"gee whiz, look at the time! i sure have lots to do today..." 

Haha. We didn't pork at least, thank God.
I guess things are gonna be awkward now at casa de bubbo. 

did she touch your peepee? 

WHO ME? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING DON'T JUDGE ME 

OMG PATTY TOUCHED BUB'S UNIT I SEEN IT 

just go hang out with her again

sheesh it's not that hard 

so i had to get new glasses.
250 bucks total. i got the cheapest frames they had and went without the bi focal because i cant afford 500 bucks for glasses. wtf. 

I Walked out the front of the house to go put the garbage out and noticed two fairly large power steering fluid puddles underneath my truck.

After some visual inspection, I figured out that the steering gear box (power assisted steering, not rack & pinion) is broken and pissing out fluid everywhere.
I just had this part replaced in december. It's a $400 part.

After calling the parts store company who I had gotten it from, they tell me that the part is discontinued so all warranties are null and void. FML.

I then noticed that my cell phone was doing some weird shit (dropping calls, randomly shutting off, going into a roaming network ... right in the middle of my house). I call customer service, they attempt to do a remote reset ... fail.

I now have to take it to the store to get it fixed, which I can't get to cause my truck is broke. And I can't call to order a new part for the truck cause my phone is broken ... FML.

oh yeah, there's a hurricane heading for my part of florida too.