That's SNA. 

Oh ok. 

I'm as broke as a very broke thing that can't come up with a good simile. 

You're so broke you can't even afford a metaphor? 

Metaphor?
Is that like a Dickphor? 

I can't even afford to fix the gold chain on my monocle. :°(
Life is not worth living! 

Dammit, being back right around the same time as we are and not being back right around the same time we are make A WORLD OF COCKSHITTING DIFFERENCE FUCK!!!!!!! 

THAT'S WHY I MADE A FUCKING POINT ABOUT IT FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! 

i had some of the most wankified training ever

apparently interacting with customers involves "emotional bank accounts" where we deposit and withdraw respect and trust.... bleh!

we also had to do motivational relaxation techniques

what a load of fucking gubbins 

OK, YEAH, I'LL BE HOME AROUND THE SAME TIME SO THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME TO DO THIS THING YOU SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED NEEDING TIME TO DO 

Now I remember why I quit trying 

im confused 

Me the fuck too, Kid 

Here she comes
I'm such a fucking asshole 

Not to her though 

Here she comes

SHHH!
Everybody shhhh!
Don't type anything, she'll hear us! 

SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

i'm still very confused, but chin up fenbeam :) 

lowes refunded the install price 

I just found out that my poor aunt broke her arm the second she stepped out of her hotel in CA.

:( 

I had plenty of time
Now I'm ashamed for having been so tense about it
Sorry about your aunt, sprout :~{ 

apparently interacting with customers involves "emotional bank accounts" where we deposit and withdraw respect and trust.... bleh!

that's the fucking queerest thing i've ever heard 

What's in your emotional wallet? 

Daddy issues and a reciept from Baskin Robbins. 

I went to bring my laptop into the livingroom.
the cord got snagged around something.
it flew out of my hands with a vengance.
the wireless adapter snapped off.

they wanted 150 to replace it.

:(

(I wound up talking the guy down to 50 bucks because he put it in as malfunctioning rather than me being a douche bag. and dropping it) 

You're doing fine in the south 

$50 to fix damage caused by a drop is a crazy good deal.

I regularly have to give customers $1000+ quotes for drop damage.

Silver lining and whatnot... 

what's a dickphor?

/backreading 

Did... did you just fall for... 

Douchebag's one word. 

what's a douchebagphor? 

ABOUT FIVE POUNDS!!!!! 

i like the enunciation of
douche
bag

i know 50 is a good deal. but it sucked all day when i couldnt find the adapter anywhere here and had to drive and use my charms to get the deal.

Thank goodness the computer is ok... 

There is an elephant in the room. 

that makes for some big poops 

do kids grow up thinking man when i grow up i'm going to be an elephant shit cleaner upperer 

THERE IS A FEAR FACTORY IN THIS DIVISION 

man i have this spot on my right leg right below my knee that's like a bruise that won't hurt 

hurt = heal 

telling 

also how am i out of socks what's the deal with that i swear i have like 50 pairs man this is a total bummer 

JD Hannan's incessant use of "u" for "you." 

I find my underwears go missing more than my socks. 

screwbacca said:

that's the fucking queerest thing i've ever heard

i know! they are teaching us how how to build rapport with people. it is utter bollocks 

Deposit that feeling and invest some love! 

My coworker, who is two years younger than me, has never heard of They Might Be Giants. 

wow 

He wanted to know why he was working for me next week and I told him that They Might Be Giants were playing a special Flood show and when I found out about it my wife instantly purchased tickets to it. My coworker wanted to know who TMBG was and what a Flood show was. 

Its not like they're Led Zeppelin. 

True, but someone from my generation not knowing who they are based off of Tiny Toon Adventures alone confuses me.