Let's watch a movie! I'll share my tissues and cough syrup with you. 

i bet my cough syrup is better than yours. 

ew a couple of snotfaces 

shut up mud butt. 

i do get mud butt sometimes 

I spent the entire day at a homebuying workshop thing. Like 9 hours. It was a me and the wife, about 9 assorted severely hipster gay/lesbian couples, and a single guy who I called Massive Headwound Harry. He'd obviously had some major brain surgery, and asked a million stupid stupid questions. Like 9 hours wasn't long enough, ask some more questions Harry. 

Homebuying workshop?

What the hell is that? 

"What's Pixxing You Off Thread 2"
Just about everybody. 

I'm sorry, wtf do you have to go to a workshop for homebuying for? 

A lot of loans require you to take a homebuying class. Just goes over the process and such. 

Hm, couldn't hurt, I guess.
I don't know. 

what???

We never had that requirement, and no one I know has had that

except you

get another lender? 

I didn't find much useful expect talking about the actual closing. I mean you never really know until you do it, but it's a good thing to have an idea of what happens. The rest was like HOUSES 4 DUMMIEZ LOL 

Several lenders will give you a break on rates or down payments if you take the class. It's totally optional. 

Haha, that's weird. You took a class on learning how to buy a house, so now we will give you a discount.

That's cool, though, I guess. Discounts are nice. 

I smacked the fuck out of my back on a doorframe trying to corral a cat.

now i've got a bruise and shooting pain down my leg.

AWESOME 

what'd you do, throw yourself backwards? 

SCIATICA. Do not tell anyone else. Hurt yourself on the job on Monday. 

I was kinda leaning down and backing up trying to close the door and I got stuck in the door and fell into the doorframe and smacked my back right on the metal housing. 

sanka said:

SCIATICA. Do not tell anyone else. Hurt yourself on the job on Monday.

that'd be an awesome scheme if I hadn't of lost my job last week. 

er

i still don't understand, but i'd give you a beer 

b stabby said:

er

i still don't understand, but i'd give you a beer

I was walking backwards.

back met doorframe and bolt housing. :(

love me stabby 

i'm here for you 

he can't even fit through a door these days.
jesus. 

These 3D glasses I got at the movies open up a forth dimension when I wear them and look at my eyes in a mirror. 

Since November, I have been getting these weird bumps and rashes all over my body that itch like a motherfucker. I itch until I bleed.

I have gone to my doctor, who sucks. She gave me steroids to stop the itching, which worked, but I have no more of it and you aren't supposed to take that for an extended period of time.

It's getting to the point where I can't sleep, or I actually wake up from sleeping to itch.

I fucking can't stand it. 

What is it? 

mebbe something he's got from his last date? 

all our systems have crashed at work, so people are ringing through and i look like a proper bellend because i can't do anything to help, i sound like the computer says no lady in little britain and it is annoying 

Bub

Benedryl...It will help with the itch. Just be careful, it could make you sleepy.

Steroids are okay short term. You can take the taper packs a few times with no issues. You would have an issue if you were taking them for months on end. Some people take low doses for years with no issues.

If you have a tub, take a bath with aveeno. That will help with the itch also.

Check your laundry detergent, soaps, that type of thing.

If none of that has changed...and they have not changed the formula, then it could be stress.

Good luck. 

Or lots of Calamine Lotion. Cover yourself from head to toe and if anyone asks say: "I'm here. I'm itchy. Get used to it." 

Bub, have you switched laundry detergents recently?
Maybe try something gentler, like Arm & Hammer. 

My roomates have like 3 sinkfuls of dishes 

Went and played in an M:tG release tourney, did.. okay.. came back into town and we (me, kiffer, hammie, and gooler) ended up playing cards at gooler's place because his wife was going to the bar with two of her smokin' hot friends. I dipped into my vodka while we played and got offered the couch to crash upon. No problem there.

His wife and her friends come back, they're pickled, asking moronic questions aboot everything and eventually it's 3:30 & sleepy time. One of those girls went and crawled in with gooler and his wife, the other decided she was going to spoon with hammie.

So between gooler's caged dog making noise, and the one hammie had with her, I got zip all for sleep... And every one's supposed to be coming over here to play cards tonight. Good thing I've got a lot of caffine in the house. 

My moms in the hospital with a bruised spleen but she's ok and told me that I didn't need to make the trip up.
My sister however, is trying to guilt me into making the trip.
Fuck that.
Mom said she's fine, and is happy that I call her. That should be enough.
If she was critical, I'd be there in a flash, but she's just sore, so no reason to go.
I just know that sister is going to be a huge bitch cause I didn't do what she thinks I should. 

skirts 

how does one, uh.. bruise a spleen? 

Leave his mom's sex life out of it! 

She was defending her boy-child from ninjas. 

She had a colonoscopy.

As for my sister...shes a 35 year old, never married nor had a single serious relationship, loud and talks too much spinster teacher.
Shes really a titty-baby when it comes to our mom.
I'm just not going to let her guilt me into visiting when mom says shes fine. 

She had a colonoscopy.

an..
EXTREME COLONOSCOPY! 

She had a colonoscopy.

OH WTF you can bruise your spleen?!? 

probably one of those one in a million things that "could" go wrong.

Like preferate your colon. 

God. Damn. Fucking. Cats.

Why is this happening to me.
I'm a nice guy.

Theres a cat in heat in the complex somewhere.
All day.
All night.
MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 

Pussy. 

hahahaha meeb's own circle of hell will be living with a crazy cat lady 

MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. MEOW.

Maybe it's owner is dead and it needs a hug? 

People who wait until they get to the turnstile to look for their Metropass or token. 

second day of not smoking

bought makers mark

bad move

im nic fiting .... bad 

You'll do it man

mainly a mental habit