From: Chico is back in Canadia!
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:35 PM
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Has 5 weeks to live. 
From: dirwood tastes like sin
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:37 PM
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I wonder if he'll come back to haunt his wife. 
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:38 PM
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Man, think of all the times rednecks fondled themselves watching Roadhouse and Red Dawn.

Rest in peace, you gorgeous piece of latent-homosexual behavior. 
From: Avius - she was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:38 PM
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"Dirty Dancing" star Patrick Swayze was diagnosed in late January with pancreatic cancer that has spread to other organs and he has five weeks left to live, according to the National Enquirer.


uh huh. right. 
From: rachelrose doesn't like bacon
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:39 PM
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OH GOD NO :( :( :( 
From: Mantis55 - "ribbed" for YOUR pleasure
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:39 PM
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"Dirty Dancing" star Patrick Swayze was diagnosed in late January with pancreatic cancer that has spread to other organs and he has five weeks left to live, according to the National Enquirer.


goddammit. this better not be real. 
From: Spank my booty grows her garden on Heath Ledger's grave, Becky
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:39 PM
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I wanna work for the National Enquirer. 
From: masterblaster
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:39 PM
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there goes any hope for a Red Dawn sequel.
jokes aside, terminal illness is a motherfucker. 
From: dirwood tastes like sin
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:40 PM
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Rest in peace, you gorgeous piece of latent-homosexual behavior.

I don't know what you're talking about.
http://www.smudgeon.org/fazed/images/swayze.jpg 
From: Chico is back in Canadia!
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:40 PM
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Yeah, I saw the national enquirer too.
But this one seems to have some legs, as many popular media groups are picking it up. 
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:41 PM
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If this could bump Donny and Marie from the ET, then I am all for it.

Seriously, WTF is up with ET and those two? 
From: spittoon
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:43 PM
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Those damn Socs did this to him.
I just know it. 
From: sanka
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:43 PM
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First Jeff Healy, now Patrick Swayze? Sam Elliot better watch his ass. 
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:47 PM
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WOLVERINES! 
From: Spank my booty grows her garden on Heath Ledger's grave, Becky
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:49 PM
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Those damn Socs did this to him.
I just know it.


Darry just couldn't stay golden...unlike Poneyboy. 
From: C j RA  n k I n don't even care
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 2:49 PM
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damn he's 55.

This WILL be the new Heath Ledger thread! I see the future! 
From: rogue lady is extremely gullible - be nice
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:00 PM
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Sam Elliot better watch his ass.


That is NOT funny! 
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:01 PM
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Asses better watch for Sam Elliott 
From: BrianMD71
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:06 PM
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100% pure adrenalin. 
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:06 PM
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Adios, Amigo! 
From: bob b o - the things you own end up owning you
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:09 PM
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National Enquirer and Fox News??? IT MUST BE TRUE

[/sarcasm] 
From: the_big_wiggle - Official 2007 Fazed Fantasy Football Champion - Vet
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:12 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Fox News has projected Patrick Swayze's pancreas the next President of the United States
 
From: BadlyDrawnBen is wearing a brown polyester shirt
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:12 PM
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Bobbo said:

National Enquirer and Fox News??? IT MUST BE TRUE

[/sarcasm]


yeah, and apparently with Perez Hilton as the source... 
From: Some FazeR  Zombie Threadkilla President - speaks in undead holy hymns
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:14 PM
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So, he wont rip my throat out? 
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:15 PM
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Pancreatic cancer is no joke... You get awful shits. Like wet pottery clay... It's horrible. 
From: Pilgrymm limps with a racking cane
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:15 PM
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BrianMD71 said:

100% pure adrenalin.


Point Break F'ing owns all.

/woah... 
From: airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:17 PM
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You get awful shits. Like wet pottery clay


but...thats what...I mean isn't all...

I HAVE PANCAKREATIC CANCER??!! 
From: RandallFlagg wants to go to the party. The party in your tummy.
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:18 PM
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I hope he puts pancreatic cancer in the corner. 
From: Yamo
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:22 PM
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If he had pancreatic cancer, he didnt have much hope from the start. Thats the worst cancer to get. 
From: TimRed unless your balls touch
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:23 PM
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This is too bad.
Pancreatic cancer is almost 100% terminal.

/Just waiting for the RIP Pat Swayze thread so I can post how I'm glad he's dead and recieve numerous PM's on how I'm such an asshole 
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:24 PM
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You are an asshole. He had Youngblood's back, you prick! 
From: airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:24 PM
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It's true. Patrick Swayze is dying. But so are you....every single day, you are dying.

But its not about dying. Its about living. Living until you die. But you're still dying. So fuckit. 
From: BrianMD71
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:24 PM
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Pilgrymm said:

Point Break F'ing owns all.

/woah...

indeed, indeed.

bodhi patrick in about 5 weeks 
From: Spank my booty grows her garden on Heath Ledger's grave, Becky
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:25 PM
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I hope he puts pancreatic cancer in the corner.


"Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
"I do...because I'm her father, and she's 16. What are you...40?" 
From: Putang Ina Mo scratch a lover find a foe
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:27 PM
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Avenge me!!!!! Avenge meEEeeE!!!!

/Red Dawn 
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:28 PM
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bodhi patrick in about 5 weeks


Wow, death by El Nino 
From: crToonZ needs to think about it.
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:31 PM
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They better finish up Road House the Sequel soon, or they'll have to re-write the ending. 
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:33 PM
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So many unresolved issues in the first one 
From: airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:35 PM
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I thought I was the only one. 
From: dirtyuser does not computer
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:36 PM
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Well that proves it's fake. 
From: clives brings all the boys to the yard
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:36 PM
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Nobody puts Swayze in the coroner 
From: ScaTrick is being glib about hipflipping
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:37 PM
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Cancer does. 
From: airdrummer wants his MILF and cookies
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:39 PM
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Its just like Fazed...only its Roadhouse 
From: arothman sees your fail and raises you +3 internets
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:41 PM
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Aw shit... that sucks. 
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:53 PM
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Well that proves it's fake.


what the fuck? 
From: Ransome gets with the ladies but in the end they do not like him
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:54 PM
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Jewish Propaganda!
You're such a schlemiel. 
From: doogiedoo probably doesn't backread
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:57 PM
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Red Dawn was awesome. Anyone who says different is a goddamn commie.

/chews cigar 
From: bashturn rises from the ashes like a Tucson
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:57 PM
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Rob? Did you have anything to do with this Patrick Swayze cancer thing? 'Cause I sure as shit was too busy with this Venezuelan thing.... 
From: Mantis55 - "ribbed" for YOUR pleasure
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 3:57 PM
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Vaya con dios.
What the fuck, Utah?
You let him go!
No, l didn't.
No way! The guy's nuts.
We'll get him when he comes back in.
He's not coming back. 
From: doogiedoo probably doesn't backread
 
Date: 3/5/08 @ 4:02 PM
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If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love.

Patrick Swayze, Point Break 
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