From: Luke E Pierre still thinks Cassie is a redhead
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:25 PM
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Weak people who are religious are weak.

Mohammed was one tough sumbitch. So was Emperor Xuan of Chen 
From: loosetongue likes to round down his creepiness
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:26 PM
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Man that article is just horrible. Couldn't they mention the religion and lawn anymore? 
From: Luke E Pierre still thinks Cassie is a redhead
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:27 PM
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Inorite? We get it, he was white. 
From: pyropheliaC is on an all natural diet; tasty uranium.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:28 PM
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its north carolina. all they have is lawns and religion...... 
From: SwimFan - the internet may save us yet
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:34 PM
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THAT LAWN WILL NEVER LOOK AS GOOD!
can't we leave it be?

Maybe he need some of the other kinda grass. 
From: medisconna is rocking on your dime
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:35 PM
23,256
how about...

dude was fucking crazy. 
From: crToonZ needs to think about it.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:37 PM
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about his lawn, obviously 
From: crToonZ needs to think about it.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:38 PM
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I bet you his wife and kids walked on it 
From: screwbacca is gonna take you to the bank, the blood bank
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:39 PM
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on their way to jesuschurch 
From: crToonZ needs to think about it.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:39 PM
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which was just across the lawn 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:55 PM
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Only in Paw Paw!

Mich. county seeks to prevent shouting at inmates

(AP) – 1 hour ago

PAW PAW, Mich. — A new law takes effect in early December making it illegal to give a shout-out to an inmate at the Van Buren County Jail. A century-old section of the jail in the heart of Paw Paw has no air conditioning, so its barred windows are opened in warm weather. The wing stands only a few feet from the sidewalk, separated from it by a tall chain-link fence crowned by spirals of razor wire.

The open windows serve as an open invitation for some people to stand outside and yell for their friends and loved ones inside. Sometimes they hold entire conversations together.

Sheriff Dale Gribler asked county commissioners for help. They adopted an ordinance in September that makes shouting at inmates a misdemeanor — punishable by up to 90 days in jail.
 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:56 PM
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From the local news, looks like someone caught a case of the Floridas or Wisconsins.

Man says he stabbed himself because he didn't want to go to work

By Howard Pankratz
The Denver Post
Updated: 11/03/2009 10:41:59 AM MST

A 29-year-old man who claimed he was attacked and stabbed by three people - skinheads or Hispanic males - confessed Monday night that he stabbed himself because he didn't want to go to work, Edgewater Police said today.

The man, Aaron Siebers, walked into his employer, the Blockbuster Video store at 1921 Sheridan about 6:30 p.m. Monday, and reported the attack. He said the trio was dressed in black.

Siebers, of Denver, had a deep stab wound to the lower leg plus several superficial knife wounds, according to Steve Davis, spokesman for the Edgewater Police Department.

Five police agencies responded to the scene. In addition to Edgewater police, the Jefferson County Sheriff's Department, Mountain View Police, Lakeside Police and Lakewood Police Department officers set up a large perimeter and began a manhunt for the suspects.

K-9 units were brought into search for the perpetrators.

Siebers was taken to Saint Anthony's Hospital where he was treated. He received numerous stitches to close the leg wound, said Davis.

Davis said detectives went to the hospital and interviewed Siebers and also reviewed videos from a nearby Target store, which had numerous surveillance cameras. A review of the cameras showed no attack had taken place near the Target store as Siebers claimed, said Davis.

After Siebers was released from the hospital, detectives again questioned him. They confronted him with the evidence from the surveillance cameras and his changing stories about who attacked him, said Davis.

At that point, Siebers confessed and told them he stabbed himself because he didn't want to go to work, said the police spokesman.

Davis said Siebers had taken a bus from Denver to the Blockbuster store in Edgewater. The surveillance video from the Target store showed him walking from the bus stop to the store without any indication he was suffering from a deep stab wound, said Davis.

Siebers was arrested and charged with false reporting and obstructing a police officer, both misdemeanors. He was taken to the Jefferson County Jail.

"If you are going to concoct a story about being stabbed, don't do it near a Target store," said Davis.
 
From: medisconna is rocking on your dime
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 3:57 PM
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haze? 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 4:11 PM
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Pa. woman, daughter hold signs admitting theft

(AP) – 2 hours ago

BEDFORD, Pa. — In exchange for jail time, a woman and her adult daughter have agreed to stand outside a Pennsylvania courthouse holding signs saying they stole a gift card from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday.

Fifty-six-year-old Evelyn Border and 35-year-old Tina Griekspoor stood outside the court for 4 1/2 hours Tuesday. They held signs that read: "I stole from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday! Don't steal or this could happen to you!"

Because the women agreed to hold the signs, Bedford County District Attorney Bill Higgins says he'll ask for probation instead of jail when they plead guilty to the theft.

Higgins says they swiped a gift card that the girl set on a shelf while a Walmart employee helped her.

The girl's mother planned to drive by the courthouse to teach her daughter the importance of obeying the law.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/media/ALeqM5iXV-VwCniScN5fnjC6MuC3ZX9Qew?siz e=l
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/media/ALeqM5hqlnaVMF9OngYSE1wpxqbJ79zDnw?siz e=l
 
From: SwimFan - the internet may save us yet
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 4:15 PM
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http://eatliver.com/img/2009/4957.jpg
oops 
From: Red Boxer
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 4:42 PM
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Someone call Supply Guy! 
From: pyropheliaC is on an all natural diet; tasty uranium.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 4:47 PM
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they're still around?
oh and lol @ soul train awars. 
From: pyropheliaC is on an all natural diet; tasty uranium.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 4:47 PM
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awards.... 
From: pyropheliaC is on an all natural diet; tasty uranium.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 5:00 PM
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S Korea taxi drivers can watch TV

Cab drivers in South Korea can continue to have televisions on their dashboards, despite the potential risk of crashing, a court has ruled.

The ruling comes after a taxi driver challenged a $507 (£311) fine imposed by the local authorities in the capital, Seoul.

The city's tortuous congestion led taxi drivers to install new mobile TV systems in an attempt to beat boredom.

Watching TV while driving was a factor in 200 accidents last year, police say.

Three people were killed and 351 were injured in those accidents, news agency Agence France Presse reported.


if i ever end up in south korea im staying the fuck away from the roads..... 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 6:00 PM
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And that makes 10 total.

Police: 4 more bodies found at rapist’s home
Investigators charge a convicted sex offender with five counts of murder

updated 25 minutes ago

CLEVELAND - Police say four more bodies and a skull have been found at the Cleveland home of a convicted rapist where police last week removed the remains of six women.

Police Lt. Thomas Stacho said the additional bodies were found Tuesday in the backyard of the home where 50-year-old Anthony Sowell lives. The skull was wrapped up in a paper bag and found with a bucket in the basement.

Last week, investigators said they found one body in a shallow grave in the backyard. The rest were inside the house.

The bodies were removed after investigators brought cadaver dogs and digging equipment to the yard.

Sowell is in jail and was charged Tuesday with five counts of aggravated murder, and with rape, felonious assault, kidnapping.

Sowell will be arraigned Wednesday.

Latest discovery

The latest four bodies were removed after investigators excavated the yard of Sowell's home, police said. Two coroner's vans arrived shortly before the remains were removed, and the bodies were being taken to the Cuyahoga County coroner's office.

Police discovered six bodies Thursday and Friday after a woman reported being raped at Sowell's home. The coroner is attempting to identify the bodies found last week through DNA and dental records. All six women were black, and five were strangled.

For the past few years, Sowell's neighbors assumed the foul smell enveloping their street corner had been coming from a brick building where workers churned out sausage and head cheese.

It got so bad that the owners of Ray's Sausage replaced their sewer line and grease traps.

Sowell is a..........(MORE)
 
From: Baxter has a paranoid fear of ass grease
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 6:05 PM
23,271
John List was also very religious.

I know, its a few posts late. 
From: MisterZero the H.N.I.C.
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 9:20 PM
23,272
shouldn't we stop calling Sowell a rapist and maybe call him a serial killer now that they've found a pile of bodies in his house? 
From: birdbrain dinosaurhat
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 9:23 PM
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serial raper killer scary man 
From: SwimFan - the internet may save us yet
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 9:35 PM
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Sandra Bullock Battles Porn Star Janine Lindemulder for Child Custody

Hot Girl fight! 
From: FnkDrSpok - this is better than any ole Facebook status update
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 9:39 PM
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His ex-wife lost weight. She was kinda big in the reality show where he was building bikes. 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 10:06 PM
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Janine has one hell of a big set of full sleeve tattoos. [18+] 
From: SwimFan - the internet may save us yet
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 11:39 PM
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thats the dirtiest news i've ever heard 
From: KNW
 
Date: 11/3/09 @ 11:41 PM
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she's got a big set of somethin' 
From: JT Wood is one gullible mofo
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 2:20 AM
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http://www.janinelindemulderblog.com/updates/070419/janine_lindemulder_naked_tit s.jpg

hmm... i wonder what's on this page.

guess i'll have to click the link to find out 
From: Baxter has a paranoid fear of ass grease
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 7:42 AM
23,280
Janine fucks guys now too, doesn't she?
I remember that she use to just do chicks back in the 80's. 
From: Baxter has a paranoid fear of ass grease
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 7:47 AM
23,281
I was talking about for porn.

Also, back when he had that bike-making reality show, I never realized that was Janine.
Guess I didn't recognize her with her clothes on. 
From: JT Wood is one gullible mofo
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 9:08 AM
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Indy film director Tom Solondz tells us that he's so desperate for money right now that he'd take some from Osama Bin Laden if it would get his film made.

But, he says, he'll settle for forcing the public to subsidize his films via government funding. Either or.
 
From: SwimFan - the internet may save us yet
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 9:19 AM
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voice recording manipulation has come a long way
OBL is probably dead 
From: JT Wood is one gullible mofo
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 9:26 AM
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Good point. Someone should let Tom know. 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 9:43 AM
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Palm Bay man accused of kidnapping and attempted sexual battery of long-time friend

Palm Bay man handcuffs friend and demands sex, police say

By Anthony Colarossi, SENTINEL STAFF WRITER

9:23 a.m. EST, November 4, 2009

A Palm Bay man convinced a long-time friend to come to his home Monday but then handcuffed her and told her he wanted to have sex, authorities said.

Following a struggle, the woman managed to convince the man to take the handcuffs off and she was eventually able to leave after talking to him for two hours, Palm Bay police said.

During a later phone conversation, monitored by police, Tony Dale Green described an elaborate plan to restrain the woman and take nude photographs of her so he could blackmail her with the images and have "consensual" sex with her once a week "as a treat," according to an arrest affidavit.

Green, 44, was arrested on charges of kidnapping, attempted sexual battery, aggravated stalking, battery and threats/extortion, police said.

Police searched his home this morning and discovered leather straps, chains and handcuffs.

Green contacted the woman Monday and asked for a ride to pick up his car at a repair shop. The victim had no reason to be suspicious because the two are longtime friends, police said. Once she arrived at his Wyoming Drive home, Green invited her inside. He then grabbed her from behind and handcuffed her right wrist, police said. The woman told investigators that Green repeatedly told her he wanted to have sex with her. The woman tried to talk to the suspect and calm him down. She hugged him and said she "loved him like a brother," police said.

After two hours, she convinced him to let her leave. That's when she contacted police.

On Tuesday, police recorded a call between the victim and Green. During the call, Green described his plan to take the nude photos and blackmail her in exchange for sex, the affidavit states.

Green "admitted that he put the handcuff on the victim and that he taped cotton balls to the cuffs so she wouldn't bruise," the affidavit states. He also said he had a "fleece lined leather restraint and chains attached to a plank to tie the victim with because he knew 'she wouldn't pose for him,' " the document states.

Green also said he was the woman's "stalker" and had planned the attack for about two months. And he told her that she should not be alone with him and that she shouldn't worry about him doing things like this for 16 more years "or until she was [54] years old," the affidavit states.

"This man had been plotting this for several months," Detective Steve Hill said. "Had she [the victim] not talked her way out of this we believe she may have ended up in some serious danger."

Green was held Tuesday night without bail. He will face a judge today.

Police continue to investigate the case. If Green is found guilty of the kidnapping charge alone, he could face 30 years in prison.
 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 9:45 AM
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Back in my day if you wanted to calm your wife down you punched her in the eye!

Firefighter charged with putting drug in wife's tea

By Ryan Haggerty of the Journal Sentinel

Posted: Nov. 3, 2009

A Milwaukee firefighter was charged Tuesday with spiking his wife's tea with a prescription anti-depressant, according to a criminal complaint.

The woman, a Milwaukee police detective, realized the tea was drugged after her 3-year-old son drank the rest of the beverage Saturday evening and then spit a white substance back into the mug, the complaint says.

The child was not injured, a Milwaukee police spokeswoman said.

The Journal Sentinel is not naming the firefighter to protect the identity of the victim and her son.

The woman confronted her husband and asked him what he put in the drink, according to the complaint.

The husband, 43, first said the substance was undissolved sugar, then admitted he had put half a tablet of Lexapro in the drink, the complaint says.

The husband told a police officer he put the medication in the tea because he and his wife had been arguing about bills, and he wanted to calm her down, the complaint says.

The husband offered the tea to his wife as she got out of the shower, according to the complaint. She took a few sips and then gave the mug to her son when he asked for a drink. He had just finished trick-or-treating, and she thought the tea would warm him up, the complaint says.

The husband is charged with one count of placing foreign objects in edibles. The felony is punishable by up to three and a half years in prison.

He is being held at the Milwaukee County Jail on $10,000 bail.

A temporary restraining order was issued Monday against him, according to court records.

The man has been suspended with pay by the Milwaukee Fire Department, according to a department spokeswoman.
 
From: Luke E Pierre still thinks Cassie is a redhead
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 9:47 AM
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Ryan Haggerty of the Journal Sentinel must have went ot the M00b school of journalism.

I know it's just the police blotter, but good god, man! Show some pride in your work. 
From: medisconna is rocking on your dime
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 9:48 AM
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oh man, love. 
From: Luke E Pierre still thinks Cassie is a redhead
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 9:51 AM
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Lexapro takes four to six weeks to take effect, and it does not help one to calm down

what a dumb schmuck 
From: teharteest is contributing to racheting
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 9:52 AM
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razor blades in apples and lexapro in tea. Halloween has gone to the devil I tell you 
From: jai dubs
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 9:52 AM
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If you want to own more than 3 cats you need a psych eval first.

Want to own more than 3 cats? Get a license

Mass. town: People with 4 or more felines must apply for kennel permit

DUDLEY, Mass. - A Massachusetts town has made it illegal to own more than three cats without getting a special license.

Voters at a town meeting in Dudley added language to a town bylaw on Monday night that makes it illegal to own more than three cats without a $50 residential kennel license.

The article was in response to a neighborhood feud over the 15 cats owned by Mary Ellen Richards.

The Telegram & Gazette of Worcester reports that one neighbor claimed the cats have ruined his yard.

Richards has put her home up for sale and says she plans to move to a "more cat-friendly community."

Dudley is about 60 miles southwest of Boston.
 
From: jhumbug is super green
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 10:13 AM
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good 
From: fenris - Best Post Delayer 2009
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 10:14 AM
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Fucking assholes
You can have my cats when pry them from your torn bloody eyes 
From: slutbinwalla nah go let dem conquer de I
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 11:23 AM
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CIA members convicted on foreign soil.
Does that actually work? 
From: JT Wood is one gullible mofo
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 12:00 PM
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Israel Seizes 500 Tons of Hezbollah-Bound Iran Arms

Nov. 4 (Bloomberg) -- The Israeli navy intercepted a ship heading for Syria and seized an unprecedented 500-ton haul of weapons from Iran intended for the Shiite Muslim Hezbollah militia in Lebanon, the army said.

“This is the largest cache of smuggled weapons ever to be seized by Israel,” army spokeswoman Avital Leibovitz said in a phone interview today. “The cache includes thousands of rockets as well as hand grenades and mortar shells.”

Israel seized the ship 100 miles (160 kilometers) off its Mediterranean coast and discovered 40 containers carrying the weapons, Leibovitz said. The vessel was flying the flag of Antigua and was stopped late yesterday due to “suspicions” about the vessel, she added.

The seizure reflected “a well-known Iranian technique, taking advantage of cargo ships flying different flags in order to smuggle containers loaded with large amounts of highly volatile weaponry to terrorist organizations such as Hezbollah,” the army said in a statement.
 
From: jhumbug is super green
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 12:08 PM
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It's gonna take a while to safely dismantle and dispose of all those weapons.
They better get started. 
From: Luke E Pierre still thinks Cassie is a redhead
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 12:10 PM
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“a well-known Iranian technique, taking advantage of cargo ships flying different flags in order to smuggle containers loaded with large amounts of highly volatile weaponry to terrorist organizations such as Hezbollah,”


Now that is some shitty PR. Israel should realy give that part of the military to the private sector.

The technique is not Iranian and has nothing to do with volatile weaponry. Smugglers have used this for decades, from black tar heroin to pirated DVDs. 
From: Luke E Pierre still thinks Cassie is a redhead
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 12:11 PM
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But you got to applaud the outlandish passive aggressiveness us Jews have become famous the world over for. 
From: Avius - she was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 12:12 PM
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And I just registered my freighter to the bahamas last week ...

Now i'll have to change tactics, damnit. 
From: Olifant Oilfant Ofliant Ofilant Olfiant
 
Date: 11/4/09 @ 12:36 PM
(more) 23,300
Not just smugglers either, shipping companies do this all the time shopping around for lower taxes. 
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