Yeah, grandpa finally decided to join in. 

I'd beat you down for that.

If I could catch you.
..or indeed stand up quickly. 

Do you have a rest room? 

Never mind. 

I'll tell you one thing about getting older:
When I sit down to take a dump, I begin with this prayer: "Father, forgive me for the noises I'm about to make. And please let it be a successful BM. Thank you Lord."

You girls try to control yourselves, now. I'm a married man. 

Clean up on page 3 

Have I posted in this thread, yet?

It looks nice. 

"Grandpa's pissed his pants again/He don't give a damn"

a little obscure.. 

Jedi Clampett said:

anyone want to go wander around Walmart? We could get a big gang of us and get in everyones way.
Good times, good times.

Now that's a party 

/waves fist

You kids get off my intrawebs!! 

i'm going to be 29 next week.
i'm scared.
does it… hurt? 

i'm going to be 29 next week.
i'm scared.
does it… hurt?

I don't recall. 

yazuun said:

i'm going to be 29 next week.
i'm scared.
does it… hurt?

I don't remember that far back.

But, when you turn 30 - you get supplies buht seks from the largest person in your neighborhood.

it's science

 

dvrdwn said:

I don't remember that far back.

But, when you turn 30 - you get supplies buht seks from the largest person in your neighborhood.

it's science

I guess that explains why I never got any on my 30th, I am the largest person in my neighbourhood. 

see - - I told you it's science 

I just figured it was because I was in prison when I turned 30.
You mean it happens on the outside, too? 

I guess it also means I have a lot of work ahead of me. Imagine the terror in some poor bastards face when I sneak up behind them and whisper in their ear "I'm sorry... it's science, not me. This may pinch a little." 

53 next month.

All you whippersnappers get off my lawn !!! damn kids....

*nap mode* 

Cheech Wizard said:

*nap mode*

uncontrollable spontaneous naps are the best. 

I'm 29 but feel about 57. 

Enohead said:

I just figured it was because I was in prison when I turned 30.
You mean it happens on the outside, too?

Eno -- I said it was science. Science happens everywhere 

Jedi Clampett said:

uncontrollable spontaneous naps are the best.

I had one of those yesterday when I watching Red Dwarf. It was ruined though because when I woke up my mouth tasted like poo. 

yea... dentures can smell a bit rank after a while. 

DomJudex said:

I had one of those yesterday when I watching Red Dwarf. It was ruined though because when I woke up my mouth tasted like poo smeg.

 

I'm approaching 30. I'm more than 29.5, so I'd have to say rapidly approaching.

I'm not too thrilled about it.

Thinking about having a breakdown. 

matildalee said:

I'm approaching 30. I'm more than 29.5, so I'd have to say rapidly approaching.

I'm not too thrilled about it.
Thinking about having a breakdown.

Shit, don't sweat it, mati.
i am a firm (huh huh firm) believer in the saying that women get better with age. 

this is the Truth. 

41, 42 in a month

Same here. Have you been to Walmart to pick up your black socks and sandals yet? 

21 and holding. 'Nuff said. 

sandals? You mean my dress shoes will not go with these bermuda shorts? 

black socks and sandals

... shit. 

Just turned 37...

Must say that it was one of the best birthday / week I've had. 

37's a good age. 

Jedi Clampett said:

sandals? You mean my dress shoes will not go with these bermuda shorts?

Well, sure, if you're going for that whole "man about town" look. 

Caffs gettin old. But he looks young, so its all good. 

37's a good age.

Yeah...I used to know everything. Now I realize I don't know shit and keep my mouth shut and roll with it. 

You're too kind, young lady. :)

Now get the hell off my lawn! 

Well, sure, if you're going for that whole "man about town" look.

As long as they're white, of course. 

You're too kind, young lady. :)

Now get the hell off my lawn!

You will have to turn the sprinklers on me.

/adjusts white shirt. 

Why are all these people here? 

All these people where - I don't see anything 

Don't worry about them.

Sign here, please. 

Oh.

Must be next door's TV.

She's nice,
but he's some kind of computer worker.
Weird.
You know. 

damn, balls sure hang lower than they used to though. 

Hell, I can't see that far... 

Spittoon is too young for this thread. 

damn, balls sure hang lower than they used to though.

I keep stepping on mine. No wait, those are my hemmorhoids. 

Must be next door's TV.

She's nice,
but he's some kind of computer worker.
Weird.
You know.

This slayed me for some reason. 

Cheech Wizard said:

53 next month.

All you whippersnappers get off my lawn !!! damn kids....

*nap mode*

wait 2 years and you can backpage at dennys 

Wha-huh...? Damn, must have dozed off....

/afk getting a tall glass of prune juice