I believe that would be me
Based on the fact that you have a handle bar mooostache, I would say you were born in 1857 and have one of those bicycles that has one giant wheel and one little one.
Denkar's trupunx/
Ain't no punk like an old punk.
I guess this thread is the one - - all the others have "magically" disappeared.
Aw jeez. I threw my hat in the wrong ring yet again.
Well, I'll just join you fellers over here at the cracker barrel, then.
Rest yer' bones...all codgers are welcome.
I'm 33.
Am I close enough to qualify as a fazed old chick?
/always more comfortable with distinguished, older people than those crazy young'uns :)
Am I close enough to qualify as a fazed old chick?
/always more comfortable with distinguished, older people than those crazy young'uns :)
There are three things to remember when you get older.
One is that your memory goes.
I can't remember the other one.
One is that your memory goes.
I can't remember the other one.
Aw jeez. I threw my hat in the wrong ring yet again.
Same here, the convo that actually started the threads was in one of the fallen.
BadKitty said:
I'm 33.
Am I close enough to qualify as a fazed old chick?
/always more comfortable with distinguished, older people than those crazy young'uns :)
I'm 33.
Am I close enough to qualify as a fazed old chick?
/always more comfortable with distinguished, older people than those crazy young'uns :)
why hello there young lady:)
Can you jump out of this cake?
Can you jump out of this cake?
Anything for the old guys at the lodge ;)
/afk looking for tassels. . .
I don't trust men between the ages of 40 and 48.
They tend to be fucked in my experience.
They tend to be fucked in my experience.
And well you shouldn't, little lady. We are.
Hell, I thought you were only 26 Azzazelo.
Well, I'm flattered...no...I'm old.
I don't trust men between the ages of 40 and 48.
They tend to be fucked in my experience.
They tend to be fucked in my experience.
STREWTH.
I don't trust men between the ages of 40 and 48.
They tend to be fucked up.
They tend to be fucked up.
There. I fixed that ;)
Anything for the old guys at the lodge ;)
Can you put on a pair of arm length gloves and sing That Old Black Magic?
Oh, I'll do that. I love that song.
Or better yet, put on a Wonder Woman costume and play 'Lydia the Tattooed Lady' with knee-cymbals.
Or mebbe put on a vintage Wonder Woman costume and bust out that lariat of truth
F'in davelog beat me to the Wonder Woman
gettin slow in your old age, Fen.
Oh, I'll do that. I love that song.
I always figured you for a chantoosie
Can you put on a pair of arm length gloves and sing That Old Black Magic?Happy Birthday, Mr. President?
/rattles walker, fishes out change purse for tips...
Denkar said:
/rattles walker, fishes out change purse for tips...
/rattles walker, fishes out change purse for tips...
slow down.. not that old!!
chantoosie
A what?
Should I be alarmed?
Should I be alarmed?
Naw, it's a step up from ecdysiast.
ecdysiast
HA!
#1. volsh is a girl?
#2. I'm 22, do I win the youngest fazer award? y'all have some years on me.
#2. I'm 22, do I win the youngest fazer award? y'all have some years on me.
#1: incredibly
#2: doubtful, there are people here who would lose their accounts if they said how old they really were.
#2: doubtful, there are people here who would lose their accounts if they said how old they really were.
I miss being (one of) the youngest.
A what?
Should I be alarmed?
Should I be alarmed?
A Chanteuse...a singer of songs.
A Chanteuse...a singer of songs.
Oh, well, I like to sing but I have a terrible voice for it.
Karoke is only done when bombed out of my mind.
I don't trust men between the ages of 40 and 48.
They tend to be fucked in my experience.
They tend to be fucked in my experience.
I'm 43. And I am indeed fucked. More often than one would think, considering I'm married with kids.
Hi-yo!
Karoke is only done when bombed out of my mind.
The only way to do it.
We actually own a karaoke machine. Good, drunk times.
Karoke is only done when bombed out of my mind.
Have some Madeira, my dear...
right said fred said:
So how many Fazers are over 40?
So how many Fazers are over 40?
44 next Feb.
right said fred said:
that's fun.
If military service adds 10 years then I'm 40 and qualified to be here.
If military service adds 10 years then
If TV adds 10 lbs. then I'm gonna waddle off the the Fazed Fat Farts thread.
hmm... must be nap time in the old folks home.
KEEP IT DOWN
zzzzzzzzzzzz....
zzzzzzzzzzzz....
zzzzzzzzzzzz....
sorry, had to go push my hemorrhoids back in
meh...what??
/nodding and drooling
/nodding and drooling
anyone want to go wander around Walmart? We could get a big gang of us and get in everyones way.
Good times, good times.
Good times, good times.
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Tyrsca said:
44 next Feb.
44 next Feb.
46 for me.
Part of the Volsh fucked up generation.
But I look much younger.
Thanks to self-delusion.
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