I was doing some research and I ran across this picture.

Now I can't stop looking at it. 

Nice eyes. 

she's freaking beautiful.
I must be stuck in the wrong century. 

To the Fazed time machine! 

I would smite that, by jove! 

you better dare not use profanity in reference to this fine lady!!! 

I am chastened. I was driven to aboriginal madness by her sensual allure. 

hmm.. does anyone have one of those photo restoration programs or photoshop? Those scratches and stuff have to go. 

Jedi Clampett said:

hmm.. does anyone have one of those photo restoration programs or photoshop? Those scratches and stuff petticoats and crinolines have to go.

 

lol :) 

That woman is pretty fine, but she has to go some to top this one.

Found it in the same archives....pretty interesting stuff. 

HA! That one'll beat you with an ashen wand. 

Hahaha...I went to the same college as her.

Don't recall her from the yearbook. 

Didn't she get mixed up with those 'Engenues Lacking Restraint and Decency' crowd and their racy Daguerrotypes and Rotoscope Shows? 

i
need



bifocals 

Hey old woman....come over here and sit beside me.

Get progressive lenses. No one will be the wiser. ;) 

yea. im going to. i kinda knew i would need them...but the doc did say that my stigmatism wasnt bad, so it must have gotten better.

and one eye is VERY far sighted, the other is only a little. 

That's what I've got. 

Me too Denkar. Thats why I suggested them. ;) 

Just hold the book farther from your face. 

my arms are only so long... 

wait. that makes no sense 

yeah it did...

My boss holds the papers arms length to read them. I will say...would you like me to hold them over here for you (I am across the room when I say it).

/snicker 

lol

Lucky my arms haven't gotten too short yet. 

Watched a co-worker go through this one. (I'm probably 5 years away) He was having trouble reading the tiny print in this airline flight book, not realizing what was causing it. He was standing at his desk one day and in frustration, dropped the book on his desk and poof, he could read it. Off for new glasses he went. 

I dunno if it's the 'unemployment/between jobs' thing or the encroaching holidays.... but I'm feeling very very VERY old and useless...

/47.5 

Bump, you're a good man.

Don't let this bullshit get to you.

/53.4 

Yeah bump. You had the misfortune of bad economy + midlife wall faceplant.

There will come a point where all of the fear and anxiety will be burned away, and after you move into better times you will be almost completely without fear of anything or anyone. (except worrying about your kids, that shouldn't go away)

/44.3 

Bump- walked many a mile in your shoes. It gets better. You don't give from your wallet, you give from yourself. Hang in there.

/55.25 

bump you're the only man I know who has actually shit in a litter box and let the cat cover it up.

Dude, you're right-on in my eyes:)

/43.5 

bump you'll be alright

56.5 

bump, I just pretend my real life isn't a disaster

39.1 

Cheech Wizard said:

Bump- walked many a mile in your shoes.

I bet yo feet staaaaank!! 

and HURT. He's an 8 1/2, I'm a 9 1/2. 

Evidently I am a neanderthal for making the following statement in the Just found out my sister was choked by my brother-in-law, need some advice thread

Only thing I can think of is that a lot of you do not have sisters, going after someone that touches your sister is what brothers do, be it stupid or not.

Sonny had it right in The Godfather.

Maybe its just an age thing I hope. 

Nope- definitely a neanderthal.

Welcome to the back of the cave, plenty of room here...pull up a rock.

/fucking kids 

Between the kids raised on political correctness and the pacifist Canadians, we Huns don't stand a chance. Unless of course we start kicking some ass.

Your opinion was fine in my book Tyr. 

Unless of course we start kicking some ass.

As long as nobody wins or loses, and everybody gets a participation trophy. 

Well of course. We're talking ass kicking. Not war. 

Your opinion was fine with me on a private level, Tyr
I just think once it gets to an open forum like this, the person involved has clearly shown they are not going neanderthal and are looking for other ideas 

Indeed.

Some things you never talk about or discuss...ever. 

i read the title of that topic, and thought, advice? dont leave too many marks.

im a neanderthal 

LOL

LadyA abides. 

Speaking of neanderthals-

Why did they always drag women by the hair ???

if you drag em by the feet, they fill up with dirt....

/bah dhum pisssssssssssssssh 

<3 teh Cave Queen 

did someone mention caves?

I am the true caveman here. :D 

you only say that cause WTT isnt online... 

lol -- WTT needs a clear field of vision and moment to steady his aim
Cavespider Jed needs only darkness, and time 

lol 

I know you were F5'd