From: Jedi Clampett - Fark free for 4 years
 
Date: 10/13/09 @ 3:46 PM
9,401
a senior moment?

Please tell me you haven't succumbed to farmtown... 
From: Tyrsca feels 21 grams lighter than you...
 
Date: 10/13/09 @ 4:06 PM
9,402
Naw, The West 
From: Denkar - only pawn in game of life
 
Date: 10/13/09 @ 6:44 PM
9,403
Does any guys out there know of a valid place on the internet to get real ED pills at a decent price?

Somebody told me the internet sucks to get drugs on. 
From: Baxter has a paranoid fear of ass grease
 
Date: 10/13/09 @ 7:51 PM
9,404
That's my suspicion for the most part. I just didn't know if anyone had any knowledge of a specific one they knew of that was ok. 
From: Tyrsca feels 21 grams lighter than you...
 
Date: 10/13/09 @ 11:39 PM
9,405
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/education/12discipline.html?_r=2&emc=eta1
Suspended for bringing a camping utensil to school.

Imagine these idiots walking into my high school metalworking class and seeing all the knives and swords being made.

3 1/2 foot claymore with a brass handle, took me the whole quarter to make and earned me a B. 
From: aZZaZeLo aZZmadAZZahatter
 
Date: 10/13/09 @ 11:45 PM
9,406
No shit.

I brought a (working) reproduction .50 cal. Hawken long rifle to school for a presentation on mountain men in the 8th grade.

I carried a 4" stiletto every day of my junior & senior years.

I brought The Anarchist's cookbook and an Army tech. manual on booby traps to school and read them at lunch.

Times were better then. Fewer nannies and pussies. 
From: aZZaZeLo aZZmadAZZahatter
 
Date: 10/13/09 @ 11:46 PM
9,407
Correction...based on my post above, absolutely NO pussy for me. 
From: Tyrsca feels 21 grams lighter than you...
 
Date: 10/13/09 @ 11:48 PM
9,408
Heh, you should have seen the parking lot of my high school the Friday before deer season started. Everyone brought their gear and headed out straight from school. 3:00 it looked like a Rambo movie. 
From: aZZaZeLo aZZmadAZZahatter
 
Date: 10/13/09 @ 11:52 PM
9,409
They brought a cop in once when I was in elementary school to tell us about how crime (not drugs...this was pre-DARE) was bad. Then he layed out all of these really cool guns and knives that they had taken off of criminals out on a table and we got to stand around and look at them.

That learned us! 
From: Tyrsca feels 21 grams lighter than you...
 
Date: 10/14/09 @ 12:04 AM
9,410
I remember my principal walking around the parking lot about 2:30 yelling "nothing gets loaded till after 3:00, your not our problem anymore after that" 
From: aZZaZeLo aZZmadAZZahatter
 
Date: 10/14/09 @ 12:05 AM
9,411
LOL 
From: Tyrsca feels 21 grams lighter than you...
 
Date: 10/14/09 @ 12:08 AM
9,412
She was very cool, all the seniors were skipping our last class and she knew it. We were standing around the parking lot passing the rifles around looking at each others. She would walk up to people and ask what class they were missing and say "bah thats not important anyway" most of the time. She even showed up for our senior kegger. 
From: Tyrsca feels 21 grams lighter than you...
 
Date: 10/14/09 @ 12:09 AM
9,413
I do miss Montana 
From: aZZaZeLo aZZmadAZZahatter
 
Date: 10/14/09 @ 12:14 AM
9,414
We could use a little more Montana these days....and Miss Montana too! 
From: liquidfrisbee is the sworn enemy of Disc-O Inferno
 
Date: 10/14/09 @ 12:20 AM
9,415
yup, Fazed needs more dennil floss tycoons! 
From: aZZaZeLo aZZmadAZZahatter
 
Date: 10/14/09 @ 12:21 AM
9,416
"Look at da' baa' guy!" 
From: Jedi Clampett - Fark free for 4 years
 
Date: 10/14/09 @ 8:20 AM
9,417
I recall in high school I was walking dow nthe hall and the principal was trying to open a sealed box for some reason and asked me to help. I whipped out my pocket knife and opened the box. he thanked me and I was on my way.

Then it occurred to me that I wasn't really supposed to have a knife at school.

I had a very good friend who went to school where I live, only back in the 30s and 40s. He said the boys would stand their squirrel rifles in the corner of the school house so they could go hunting after school.

He also became the schools sole bus driver when he turned 16. 
From: fenris - Best Post Delayer 2009
 
Date: 10/14/09 @ 8:27 AM
9,418
HA! My school was a lot like that, everyone had a knife, and it was no big deal
The guns weren't so visible 
From: bump Don't shoot me, I'm only the animator
 
Date: 10/14/09 @ 12:53 PM
9,419
I recall in high school I was walking dow nthe hall and the principal was trying to open a sealed box for some reason and asked me to help. I whipped out my pocket knife and opened the box. he thanked me and I was on my way.

Then it occurred to me that I wasn't really supposed to have a knife at school.

I had a very good friend who went to school where I live, only back in the 30s and 40s. He said the boys would stand their squirrel rifles in the corner of the school house so they could go hunting after school.


Had the same thing in Ohio and Arkansas - some kids would have real powerful pellet guns, others had .22s and all had hunting knives. If you were lucky you could bag 3 squirrels on the way home. 
From: DeMaxX
 
Date: 10/14/09 @ 8:25 PM
9,420
I did gunsmithing in my 11th grade shop class, even worked on the instructor's guns. 
From: Baxter has a paranoid fear of ass grease
 
Date: 10/14/09 @ 8:42 PM
9,421
I grew up in a town with a strong redneck representation in the populace. Guys drove there pick-ups to school with rifles and shotguns in gun racks in their trucks. 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/15/09 @ 7:01 AM
9,422
What the fuck....

Goin' through my morning e-mail, and I get notes on five funerals of retired co-workers.

Fuck. 
From: Baxter has a paranoid fear of ass grease
 
Date: 10/15/09 @ 8:03 AM
9,423
Do you work in an asbestos plant?
Have you been contacted by Erin Brockovich? 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/15/09 @ 8:04 AM
9,424
Do you work in an asbestos plant?


We have shit-ton of asbestos in and around every building here at Ford.

Have you been contacted by Erin Brockovich?


Nope. 
From: aZZaZeLo aZZmadAZZahatter
 
Date: 10/15/09 @ 9:02 AM
9,425
Mesotheleoma, dude. Better call the Sokolovs.

Seriously, you should get screened. Silicosis killed my Grandfather. It 'ain't pretty. 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/21/09 @ 8:39 AM
9,426
The asbestos around here is wrapped real tight. There's no actual contamination. It's just that right now, the Company has taken as much care as needed to contain the stuff. 
From: Baxter has a paranoid fear of ass grease
 
Date: 10/21/09 @ 8:45 AM
9,427
Around here there are tons of old houses that have asbestos shingles for siding. I use to do electrical work and always hated drilling into those tiles. But here in Florida, if you complain to your boss they just fire you and hire an illegal Haitian. 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/21/09 @ 11:09 AM
9,428
Haitian.


Mexican, Chinese, Arab, what the fuck ever.

Ship 'em or shoot 'em. 
From: Cheech Wizard
 
Date: 10/21/09 @ 12:37 PM
9,429
I use to do electrical work and always hated drilling into those tiles.


Carry a can of shaving cream with you. Shoot a shot where you are gonna drill, and drill through it. It will contain all the dust. 
From: Fox Jeffworthy received a cease and desist from Jeff, but is suspicious of "Aterny Lawrence Cableguy"
 
Date: 10/21/09 @ 12:38 PM
9,430
I thought you had to be at least 75 to pull of the obvious racism thing 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/21/09 @ 12:49 PM
9,431
That's nor racist, Fox.

Come visit me in Detroit.

The Mexican border ain't got shit on Detroit/Windsor illegal crossings. 
From: aZZaZeLo aZZmadAZZahatter
 
Date: 10/21/09 @ 2:42 PM
9,432
Goddamn frostbacks. 
From: crToonZ needs to think about it.
 
Date: 10/21/09 @ 6:55 PM
9,433
Mexican, Chinese, Arab, what the fuck ever.

Ship 'em or shoot 'em.


wow.

That blindsided me.

My son is from Korea, and my daughter (when she comes home) is from China....
I like you Scott, and I would be proud to shake your hand, but that kind of hurt....

Granted I don't live in Detroit, and I have heard of the problems, but wow....

Please don't take this wrong, but not all Chinese/Asian people are bad.... 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/22/09 @ 5:51 AM
9,434
I didn't say they were, Paul.

At all.

I understand your position, and the good that you have done for David and the positives you throw out about child adoption.

I'm talkin' illegal immigrants here, undermining the way of life that many Americans have earned through hard work, and good social ethics.

...the sapping of the medical benefits, illegally
...to give refuge to those who haven't gone through the process of being here legally

I have no idea what the east coast is like. So I can't comment on something you may dislike about your region. Unless a man has suffered the same injustices....just sayin'... 
From: Baxter has a paranoid fear of ass grease
 
Date: 10/22/09 @ 8:37 AM
9,435
Its really wrong to be deliberately confuse opposition to illegal aliens with racism. Here in South Florida we are crushed by the influx of illegal aliens from the Carribean, plus the overflow from Mexico and Central America. Maybe for people with nice safe and comfy college-type jobs its all academic, but to the labor class it has been devastating. 
From: Fox Jeffworthy received a cease and desist from Jeff, but is suspicious of "Aterny Lawrence Cableguy"
 
Date: 10/22/09 @ 8:39 AM
9,436
Its really wrong to be deliberately confuse opposition to illegal aliens with racism


Saying "illegal aliens suck"
And saying "illegal aliens suck, the following list of races should be shot or shipped out"

two totally different things 
From: Baxter has a paranoid fear of ass grease
 
Date: 10/22/09 @ 8:49 AM
9,437
See, I took it as 'trash talk'. I suspect he wasn't being literal.
True though, he does just identify them by race/country of origin.
But given that he was listing groups which are known for being significant contributors to the illegal alien problem,
I don't give a fuck.
Give up your job to one, and then call me. 
From: Jedi Clampett - Fark free for 4 years
 
Date: 10/22/09 @ 8:57 AM
9,438
cranky bunch of old fuckers we are. 
From: zedsded
 
Date: 10/22/09 @ 9:03 AM
9,439
http://blog.cleveland.com/sun/intermission_impact/2009/01/large_Clint_Eastwood_G ran_Torino.jpg 
From: DeMaxX
 
Date: 10/22/09 @ 9:07 AM
9,440
Crint Eestvood!! 
From: aZZaZeLo aZZmadAZZahatter
 
Date: 10/22/09 @ 9:13 AM
9,441
"I finish things...that's what I do..." 
From: Supernipchick will eat your dick like Kobayashi. AUGHGAUGHAGLAGLUAGHHGA
 
Date: 10/22/09 @ 9:20 AM
9,442
See, I took it as 'trash talk'. I suspect he wasn't being literal.

lulz

I suspect he was. 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/22/09 @ 11:56 AM
9,443
'trash talk'


Of course it was.

I could have said a host of other words, but chose not to denigrate different nationalities by name calling.

See, here in this state, we have illegals taking jobs from kids, who are more than willing to work for four to five dollars and hour, jobs that should go to junior and senior high school kids.

Illegals have to work for such low wages, they have no legal recourse.

Why?

They're illegally here.

That, in a nut shell, is my complaint.

As for "GranTorino", some of the.............thinking.............colorful comments caught me off gaurd.

And no, time does not heal all wounds.....threre's still plenty of vets around that carry that baggage. 
From: Baxter has a paranoid fear of ass grease
 
Date: 10/24/09 @ 3:20 PM
9,444
If I remember correctly, the gooks in Gran Torino weren't illegals either. 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/27/09 @ 5:34 AM
9,445
Well that was fucked up...

I went into the doctor's office yesterday, to get my cholesterol checked, and I end up in the emergency room! Seems the doctor was concerned about me and the fight I had with the kitchen door, the one I lost. He sent me to the hospital for a CT Scan, they didn't like what they saw, so they sent me one hallway over to emergency.

Yup, I sustained a major concussion.

So they kept me for all of the day, and most of last night.

And.........I'm out a C-Note because, unbeknownst to me, I now have a co-pay on emergency room visits. Sucks to be me.... 
From: DeMaxX
 
Date: 10/27/09 @ 7:43 AM
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But more importantly... How is the poor kitchen door???

;D 
From: Fox Jeffworthy received a cease and desist from Jeff, but is suspicious of "Aterny Lawrence Cableguy"
 
Date: 10/27/09 @ 9:20 AM
9,447
Did they send in a social worker when you brought out the "walked into a door" excuse.
It's ok.
You can tell them. You don't have to be scared any more 
From: Baxter has a paranoid fear of ass grease
 
Date: 10/27/09 @ 9:23 AM
9,448
My brother went to his doctor once for an office visit, and ended up in the OR.
He got a stint put in his heart. 
From: Baxter has a paranoid fear of ass grease
 
Date: 10/27/09 @ 9:36 AM
9,449
Fox Jeffworthy said:

Did they send in a social worker when you brought out the "walked into a door" excuse.
It's ok.
You can tell them. You don't have to be scared any more

I had a wacked-out girlfriend that I lived. I had to call 911once because she took an overdose of a sedating antidepressant after we had an argument (nothing physical; she was just upset because I didn't get along with some of her friends). When we got to the ER, they had a "victim's advocate" there that assumed I was a wife beater, and tried to convince her that I violated her somehow. After they gave my gf charcoal and whatever to sober her up, she told the v.a. to go fuck herself.

Looking back on it, I shouldn't have called 911, and let the bitch croak on her own vomit. She was nothing but grief. 
From: Woundtootight hunts for the meat and the horns
 
Date: 10/27/09 @ 1:01 PM
(more) 9,450
How is the poor kitchen door???


Yo'uve seen my kirtchen door, solid oak.

That's fuckin' door is coming down....

let the bitch croak on her own vomit.


Hindsight is 20/20...:D 
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