Never trust anyone under 35 

I'm 25.

guess I'll be going now. 

LIVE SLOW
DIE OLD 

Get off our lawn!...damn kids. 

What did he say?

/thumps enormous hearing aid hanging from chest 

i'm 25 too... guess this wasn't meant for me. 

Throws Jart at youngsters... 

(hey, yeah, remember when high schools had smoking wings?)

At ours it was called the SMESL (pronounced Smeezle) it was a wild area where biology classes would do projects. 

Jarts...back when toys taught you it could be a cruel as well as a fun world. 

/pulls out tin horn from under shirt, places it in ear

"WHAT HE SAY?" 

Just because I'll turn 37 this month (7/23 hint hint) doesn't mean I'm an old fart. 

"WHAT HE SAY?"

I'M JUST ASSSKIN"... 

I said don't that make you feel a whole lot better? 

Look, I refuse to believe that these Internets here aren't shorting out your old people brains. Kinda like when robots try to understand human love. 

I said don't that make you feel a whole lot better?

WHAT? 

B-52's reference. 

I'm just askin.... 

35 is old now? 

Yep...get used to it. 

I thought 35 was the new 25. 

So how many Fazers are over 40? 

Azzazelo said:

I'M JUST ASSSKIN"...

yeayeayeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeYEA. 

So how many Fazers are over 40?

Here. 41 in a few months. 

That was real music, dexter. 

41 here,
All hail the old ones! 

41, 42 in a month 

I guess this thread is the one - - all the others have "magically" disappeared.

Unless I"m so old that my eys are now going :) 

2 weeks from today I hit 35. Can I get my application in now so that there is no delay in my becoming a "Fazed Old Fart"? 

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! 

even the "young farts" thread is gone. 

35 (especially to the young bucks here o Fazed) is old - --- welcome 

even the "young farts" thread is gone.

Because that's what old farts do...send young farts to their doom. 

So 34 is young, and BAM at 35 I'll turn old?

WHAT A RIPOFF!! 

Talk to the Fazed younsters - I don't make the rules, dude 

Good thing I'm only 34!

So happy to still be young... 

Say goodbye to that rock-hard erection, sport. 

davelog said:

Here. 41 in a few months.

just turned 41, but honestly, when I turned the dreaded 40, it was the best birthday-week I've ever had. It's sort of like "whew, I made it".
Cool thing is I can still do pretty much everything I used to do, only now I got more money and stuff. 

Who is Fazed's oldest member...anyone know? 

prolly WTT 

T u n a said:

Good thing I'm only 34!

So happy to still be young...

Sorry T - - you're prior service automatically adds 10 years to your life ( so I'm more like 47)

Have a seat Gramps 

Azzazelo said:

Who is Fazed's oldest member...anyone know?

I'd say Truckin is older that WTT 

you're prior service automatically adds 10 years to your life

So put on your American Legion / VFW hat, grab a can of Hamm's and sit down. 

yes and tell us old stories of how things used to be back in the day that we will completely ignore 

boy I hope 31 is the new 21
The ladies the ladies uh uh the ladies. 

40 this year. 

42

what were we talking about? who took the remote? i have to go to the bathroom. 

Who is Fazed's oldest member...anyone know?

I believe that would be me. 

I still say Truckin, Den 

when I turned the dreaded 40

Turning 40 wasn't so bad. I had a hard time with 35 though. 35 is old enough to be President, and I hadn't done much impressive with my life by then.

Still haven't, come to think of it. 

I still say Truckin, Den

Far out!