The first person makes a wish, the second grants it while corrupting it in some fashion and then also makes a wish, the third person grants it while corrupting it and makes their own wish, the fourth person grants it while corrupting it and wishes something of their own and so on....

ex.
Person 1: I wish for a sandwich.
Person 2: Granted, but it's made of sandpaper. I wish for a dollar.
Person 3: Granted, but it's fake. I wish for........
and so on

Soo... I wish for a beer
And GO! 

Granted, but it's urine. I wish for a Transformer. 

Granted, but it's malevolent and will murder you within days.

I wish for a blanket. 

Granted, but it's the same one we gave the indians.

I wish for a kool-aid drink. 

granted, but it's all full of diseases.

I wish I had a million dollars. 

Granted, but the blanket has sars.

I wish for a X-box 360 

granted, but it's an xbox 360.

i wish for sleep. 

Granted, but you sleep for a week.

I wish for a wish. 

Granted, but you can only wish for another wish for all of the wishes you get.

I wish for new skin to cover the spot on my finger that got scraped. 

Granted, your wish is corrupted

I wish for a pizza 

Granted, but guess what part of Crooky that skin graft came from.

I want a beer. 

man, I am getting f5 OWNED! 

I got f5owned by the OP 

Granted, but it's a red dog

I wish for a tree 

Granted, but guess what part of Crooky that beer came from.

I wish for a new car. 

Granted, a Giant Redwood just fell on your car.

I wish for a baby duck. 

Oh damn. 

rolf 

Granted, but your baby duck was driving her new car.

I wish for a plane ticket. 

Granted, the beer is Bud Light.

I wish for a fire place 

I wish to have the perfect life where nothing ever goes wrong. 

Granted, but it's going to catch your house on fire.

I wish to be bilingual. 

Granted, the beer is Bud Light.

I wish for a fire place

Granted, but your house burns down.

I wish for good sex with a hot, disease-free person. 

Its with your brother

I wish for a horse 

I wish for good sex with a hot, disease-free person.

one word. quadriplegic. 

I wish to have the perfect life where nothing ever goes wrong.

Granted, but you're a Cambodian Cannibal Midget

I wish for good sex with a hot, disease-free person.

Granted, but she is inept

I wish for a horse

Granted, but it's blind

I wish for more cigarettes 

Granted, but it comes with an angry Canadian permanently mounted on top.

I wish for a glass of water. 

Its with your brother

My brothers aren't hot...but nice try.

one word. quadriplegic.

cool, I get to be on top!

Granted, but she is inept

she's new to girl-sex, huh? 

(I find it easier to do many at once until I'm not going to be f5wned)

I wish for a glass of water.

Granted, but it's some of the fun water from the Oregon Trail

I wish tha Emo ceased to exist. 

cool, I get to be on top!

lol! 

I wish tha Emo ceased to exist.

wow, I can't think of a way to corrupt that. 

I wish I had a sword 

Granted, but only because you're forced to own all the CDs 

Swiss Miss said:

I wish I had a sword

Granted, it's sticking out of your stomach.

I wish my farts made angel dust. 

Granted, but only because you're forced to own all the CDs

fazed cd exchange nextyear. 

I wish tha Emo ceased to exist.

Granted. Emo no longer exists.
However, the emo subculture still does.

I wish for a big pile of rotting garbage with maggots in it. 

Granted, that garbage is on your bed.

I wish for an angry swarm of bees. 

Granted, but your mom's at the bottom of the pile...she's still alive....for now.

I wish for a Pony. 

Granted, that garbage is on your bed.

time for a new bed!

Granted, but your mom's at the bottom of the pile...she's still alive....for now.

She'll eat her way out....I'm almost certain of it.

I wish for an angry swarm of bees.

Granted, but they're in your mouth.

I wish for a Pony.

Granted...but it's in your mouth.

I wish to be a world-famous something-or-other. 

Granted, but people only recognize you when you're with someone else famous.

I wish for a kitten. 

Granted, you are a world famous garbage eater.

I wish for new shoes. 

Great thread idea!!! Too clever. 

granted, but they are full of thumbtacks

Emo no longer exists.

nooooooo

I wish I had emo phillips back! 

I wish for a kitten.

when the kitten meows it shoots angry bees from its mouth

I wish I had new shoes 

I wish I had new shoes

Granted...but they're made of bees and hand-grenades.

I wish for $20 million. 

I wish for $20 million.

Granted, but it's been changed into wompum

I wish Amelie Poulain was a real person and lived in my house. 

Granted, but she's made of wax and filled with killer bees. Also, i just lit a candle underneath her.

I wish this thread wouldn't have happend - i have things to do. 

granted, but she's got the AIDS.

I wish I had an awesome haircut. 

I wish I had an awesome haircut.

Granted, but its on the wig of the wax statue of Elvis you keep in your closet.

I wish I had a megayacht. 

Granted, but you're Vanilla Ice.

I wish for a new computer.