I'll start:

A high(er) resolution version of this picture

Keyword search: Sackcloth

Much obliged. 

Im sorry. You've lost me. 

Sometimes people forget to flush- check the toilet. 

Download Genuine Fractals Print Pro from some filesharing service. It's a photoshop plug-in will enable you to boost size and/or resolution of the image. 

Enhance... Enhance... Enhance... 

Fox Jeffworthy said:

Enhance... Enhance... Enhance...

That was the best part of the movie. 

Where the hell are my keys? 

where you left them, either that or, the last place you'll look for them. 

the last place you'll look for them.

obviously, why would you keep looking after....blah blah yadda yadda yadda 

They're in my car.

OMG I'M DRIVING 

Guys, I need help finding the set of photos of that skinny naked girl that comes out and shits a ginormous mountain of shit.

My co-worker needs to see these photos.
Plz 2 hlp. 

I was in such a rush to help Spanky that I just GISed "girl shitting" without thinking about it. Bad mistake. 

here i found you some crap.
http://nonk.nonk.info/pages/pool/pool.swf [18+] 

Hey I need a bunch of pics of cherrybomb and stephthegeek thx

Joking 

For Spanky's "friend". [18+] 

Interview with the human Whippy machine. [18+] 

what's the shitting in the hot tub vid from? it's awesome 

Thanks eggplant!
I <3 u so much! 

Whenever I need to find something I just use a little website called Google. 

What the fuck? 

It's a secret to everybody. 

Hey I need a bunch of pics of cherrybomb and stephthegeek thx

not Joking

 

I would like to find a larger size/resolution version of this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/sonicinfidel/eiffel.jpg

Many thanks! 

I want the boob pic that was in the burntmail acct. 

I need help taking a crap, who wants to wipe? 

I want the boob pic that was in the burntmail acct.

same here 

I want a girlfriend.

Many thanks. 

I want the boob pic that was in the burntmail acct.

Me too. And technically, I think it counts as a 'confession' and should be posted in the confessions thread 

I'm looking for a good, high resoltion picture of George W Giving the Deivl Horns. 

the boob pic wasn't that great, she had a shirt on. Although they did look rather perky and huge, she may have been fat which would explain the extreme close up. 

T to the Chao said:

the boob pic wasn't that great, she had a shirt on. Although they did look rather perky and huge, she may have been fat which would explain the extreme close up.

We'll have to see it for ourselves so we can make our own judgements 

I was at work and couldn't save it :( 

T to the Chao said:

the boob pic wasn't that great, she had a shirt on. Although they did look rather perky and huge, she may have been fat which would explain the extreme close up.

I say it's purple. SHe's got big ones. 

I keep reading the thread title as "I need help finding carp." 

RIF said:

I keep reading the thread title as "I need help finding carp."

^Just ask this guy. 

i would love sheet music(not tabs) for death cab for cutie's "what sarah said" for the piano. 

i would love sheet music(not tabs) for death cab for cutie's "what sarah said" for the piano.

I can make sheet music out of the tab for ya. 

That is one big ass carp.

I like this thread, but i know - like Oprah - it too will die. 

I forget what the world was like before Google. Did we all just walk around asking each other where we could find that skinny girl that shit like a buffalo? 

sanka said:

I forget what the world was like before Google. Did we all just walk around asking each other where we could find that skinny girl that shit like a buffalo?

Haha - me too.

Google makes me smarter.

Nerf makes me catch footballs awesomerer. 

I don't know if you were serious or not sonic; but I found these. They are along the right side.

http://www.discoverfrance.net/France/Paris/Monuments-Paris/Eiffel.shtml 

I looked all over for SI's Eiffel Tower pic. I never did find it. It kept me busy at work for a few hours though. 

Can anyone find an old Mac game, I think it was called Galactic Empire or something.

But I don't have a Mac anymore, so I guess it's a pointless question.

Sorry. 

the RainKing 14 said:

Can anyone find an old Mac game, I think it was called Galactic Empire or something.

But I don't have a Mac anymore, so I guess it's a pointless question.

Sorry.

Galactic Core

^is this it? 

The "I Need Help Finding Crap" Thread

I've found a crap thread, does that count? 

^Y U gotta B Hatin'!?!?! 

8lbtesticle said:

I don't know if you were serious or not sonic; but I found these. They are along the right side.

http://www.discoverfrance.net/France/Paris/Monuments-Paris/Eiffel.shtml

Thanks man! That's a great start!

I'd like to make a poster for my mom out of this series. She went to Paris to study art when she was 15, so she'll be thrilled if I can pull this off. 

I need help finding a base, preferably with doods. 

What's it matter? I'm just going to be in there killing them... 

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