Quarter pounded and a shake. 

Quarter pounder...dammit 

McD's yesterday for breakfast AND dinner... and I work there... so the smell has permeated me to the core.

Plus, I ate an egg.

The egg is the fuse 

freudian slip.. 

I've been overindulging for the last week or so... (unusual I know) and I've had the most foul, flu-from-hell thing going on all day.... It can literally polutte a room for over 30 minutes.. 

I've had so much sex lately that my vag is raw. 

Jizz dries the skin something fierce. 

I'm thinking about taking a mirror down there to see whats up. 

Do yourself a favor and don't 

purple has a yeasty codpiece 

I imagine purple doing the mirror bit with "For What It's Worth" playing in the background 

I know its not yeasty. It doesn't have the feel of yeasty. It just has the feel of having been torn and pummeled and bruised. 

... just when I thought I was horney, I had to read this thread... 

Poonani is feeling better today. Time to call my man to make it feel unbetter again. 

I'm going to vomit. 

And there's your lube 

I think if I were to ever, for any reason, see any of purple's "goodies"... I'd vomit... then she and her hippy bf could do it in the vom.
Then he could.. oh god
Yeah
I just puked in my mouth.

Frick. 

goddamnit katie, now i can't ever have sex again. 

I'm actually kinda' hot. 

That is kinda hot. So if that was to happen katie what do you think you would have had for lunch that day? 

You sick assholes.

I love you guys. 

Moonpie said:

That is kinda hot. So if that was to happen katie what do you think you would have had for lunch that day?

Beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans.

i am katie said:

You sick assholee.

OK, I just finished...

i am katie said:

I love you guys.

Ditto kiddo. 

Have you ever had one of those 'almost orgasmic itches' on Mr. bunholio?.... wherein the final resolution is one of epic proportions - or am I alone on this one?.... 

So today I was at work. My forearm itches. I've had a little cyst there for years, from something or other, I don't know. Anyway it's been itching, and now it feels/looks like a zit that needs popping. So I go to work on it.

Finally, after a few hours of scratching and squeezing, I get out a pair of fine needle nose tweezers from the lab. I'm digging about 1/4" into my forearm. I grab hold of what I think is the bad part and pull. The whole goddam cyst came out. I was amazed. It was a mass about half the size of a pea. I wish I could have taken a picture, but I was at work.

This is what my arm looks like after. A little swelled up. 

how could you do this to us? 

I know. If it were at home you'd have disgusting macro pictures of it. I wasn't able to do that at work. If you want to know the cyst looked like a mashed piece of soft wood. Tasted like it too. 

haha, I didn't taste it. 

WHY NOT??? 

For all I know I'd be eating cancer. Thats how zombies can be created. 

but, but... the thread! 

To be honest I was fucking amazed I pulled it out. I mean I've tried on other cysts several times and nada. When it came out I was shocked. 

i've never had a cyst :( 

I get them a lot for some reason. It seems to be bug bites that do it, or any other bad cut or injury. I guess they get a little infected and make a cyst.

When I had my elbow surgery I had them remove a big one, about 1/2" in diameter from my forearm. It was in the exact place your forearm hits on every desk ever when you sit down and type. Very annoying. That one came from someone bumping into me in a bar with a cigarette and burning my arm. Then that night I went home and cleaned my fish tank. It unsurprisingly got infected. They analyzed it and said it was a pilomatricoma.

Last Thanksgiving I bit my lip really bad. Then a week later I bit it in the same place really bad again. Since then I had this huge cyst there. It wasn't noticeable outside, but if I flipped my bottom lip over it was scary big. About two weeks ago I bit my lip real hard there. It popped. I spit out whatever I was eating, along with the pus and blood.

Now it's just fine, no more lump! 

oh fucking gross
I want to be your best friend so I can excise your cysts. 

gah!

are they painful? 

No. I only have a few, I'm not covered in them or anything. I think I only know of three on my body now. They just feel like a lump. Not even especially painful if you squeeze them. 

i would totally pop somebody's cyst

well maybe my brother's...

there are people i would be less enthusiastic about helping out 

Trust me, I've tried. It just doesn't happen. No matter how much poking with a needle you do, nothing comes out. Today taught me that my cysts are solidish. And I'm not that willing to do a lot of cutting and digging and cutting and digging. 

I just broke a half decade long dry streak and now there is a bloody handprint on my bed.
2 for 1!! 

Earn your redwings? 

Five years?

Where you in jail? 

been to the doctor because i gots a "scar" on my p.p from catchin it in my zipper.

ive tried scaraway.. all those creams.. none will take this hickie lookin scar away. WTF?

i goto the doctor and she tells me its going to stay there.

what girl is gonna want me now?
/cries 

Dude, take ot from a man whose penis has been scarred, mangled, chewed and spitted out. Not so long ago, my dick looked like a cauliflower dipped in catalina dressing.

It will heal, give it time. 

jiffeee said:

been to the doctor because i gots a "scar" on my p.p from catchin it in my zipper.

ive tried scaraway.. all those creams.. none will take this hickie lookin scar away. WTF?

i goto the doctor and she tells me its going to stay there.

what girl is gonna want me now?
/cries

Just get all manly quiet and mutter, "You shoulda' seen the other guy" 

your penis needs air, Jif. Air it out, walk around nude. Open webcam. 

im scared to leave my house.

i could tell girls that its a birthmark.

yea. its a birthmark. 

a hard, crusty burnt-red birthmark the melts in your mouth, not in your hands? 

im scared to leave my house.

Be careful, there are communists out there who might successfully steal your penis this time 

So long as its not pustulating, I would still put it in my mouth. 

it just looks like a hickie. its just a red mark.

the coronal ridge, which is regularly called the corona. Also the suculus and the frenulum show combat damage.