/standing ovation
It happened again today. Must body wants a divorce
I'm clearing a bunch of stuff off my desk in preparation for my last day tomorrow, and there's a disturbing number of nose hairs under stuff.
i bet they're grey too
From: Supernipchick will eat your dick like Kobayashi. AUGHGAUGHAGLAGLUAGHHGA
Date: 10/22/09 @ 9:53 AM
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Hahahaha oh man, that's not even close to the nastiest thing here, but it's... nasty. And funny.
They're not grey yet, but they will be eventually.
It is nasty. I guess I don't realize how often I pluck them when I'm thinking...
It is nasty. I guess I don't realize how often I pluck them when I'm thinking...
From: JackArse didn't ASK to be completely rad; he's just playing the hand that was dealt to him!
Date: 10/22/09 @ 11:25 AM
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they're nasty when you realize.. they still have boogers attached to them.
I just carved a bunch of dead skin off the side of my big toe, using the serrated part of my pocket knife.
It's so easy if you get it right after taking off the boots you've been wearing for 12+ hours and everything is still moist.
It's so easy if you get it right after taking off the boots you've been wearing for 12+ hours and everything is still moist.
The scab on my incision came off in one thick stick-like structure.
I could have used it as a toothpick.
I could have used it as a toothpick.
i just shuddered
but i still require pix
but i still require pix
of the scab? let me see if I can find it.
I hope you saved it.
That shit could bring in some serious bucks on etsy if you turned it into a pendant.
That shit could bring in some serious bucks on etsy if you turned it into a pendant.
it's not that big, really. Only a little bit of the cut scabbed :(
however, I'm always pleased when a scab comes off in one piece.
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6426/img0005mm.jpg
Haha, check out the little hairs stuck in it.
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6426/img0005mm.jpg
Haha, check out the little hairs stuck in it.
That was the bit under the second staple, for reference.
I'm gonna vomit.
:D
From: gypsypm5k is busier than a one-legged man in an ass ki... Oh, oh that's just bad form.
Date: 10/28/09 @ 12:12 AM
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looks crunchy
Why haven't you eaten it yet?
Why haven't you eaten it yet?
who says I haven't?
From: gypsypm5k is busier than a one-legged man in an ass ki... Oh, oh that's just bad form.
Date: 10/28/09 @ 12:13 AM
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<3
<3!
Goddamn birdy. I've been preoccupied and I have no idea wtf happened to you.
Show me who did it and I'll moida' him!
Show me who did it and I'll moida' him!
From: gypsypm5k is busier than a one-legged man in an ass ki... Oh, oh that's just bad form.
Date: 10/28/09 @ 12:20 AM
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You say that like after the Cossack skewered her she didn't cleave his skull in two with her axe, then re-enacted a Cossack dance with the limp limbs.
yeah man you say it like I didn't
Well, I figured you did. I meant I'll moida his relatives and progeny.
From: gypsypm5k is busier than a one-legged man in an ass ki... Oh, oh that's just bad form.
Date: 10/28/09 @ 12:24 AM
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fuckin Cossacks
So, direct me to the thread and post that offers explanation.
From: gypsypm5k is busier than a one-legged man in an ass ki... Oh, oh that's just bad form.
Date: 10/28/09 @ 12:26 AM
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SHE FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS
I WALKED INTO A DOOR
From: gypsypm5k is busier than a one-legged man in an ass ki... Oh, oh that's just bad form.
Date: 10/28/09 @ 12:29 AM
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turn yours into a ffuuuu strip so we can be ffuuuuu injury buddies!
Goddamn.
You need to steal a car.
Fucking impaled on some signage. You are ruff and tuff, kid.
You need to steal a car.
Fucking impaled on some signage. You are ruff and tuff, kid.
gypsypm5k said:
turn yours into a ffuuuu strip so we can be ffuuuuu injury buddies!
turn yours into a ffuuuu strip so we can be ffuuuuu injury buddies!
no you have to draw it for me, i can't draw it myself, that'd be lame.
panel 1: diagram but without the arrows and shit
panel 2: standing up "hahaha that was dumb but i'm fine"
panel 3: Blue points out guts errrwhere
panel 4: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
That is a kickass wound.
My paltry offering is this 18-month old picture featuring monobrow and bloody moustache.
My paltry offering is this 18-month old picture featuring monobrow and bloody moustache.
From: JackArse didn't ASK to be completely rad; he's just playing the hand that was dealt to him!
Date: 10/28/09 @ 11:19 PM
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sylar?
Don't hurt Mr. Muggles!!!!
^ Serious. It's fucking gross.
I've seen grosser.
From: JackArse didn't ASK to be completely rad; he's just playing the hand that was dealt to him!
Date: 11/3/09 @ 10:49 PM
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that really didn't seem that gross to me.. granted, i ain't touchin it.. but.. i mean, it just looks like dried glaze on a donut.
yeah, try and eat a donut now you bastards.
yeah, try and eat a donut now you bastards.
looks like sunburn.
Oh yeah, I forgot about who exactly subscribes to this thread LOL
Remember B3's jizz cakes? Those were so cool
Mmmm!...Donuts....
My pilonidal cyst is coming back maybe.
I hope not, but it seems imminent. There was a bump left after last time, and that bump is slightly sore and pressured now.
I hope not, but it seems imminent. There was a bump left after last time, and that bump is slightly sore and pressured now.
I just had to look up what that was.
I wish I didn't just look up what that was.
I wish I didn't just look up what that was.
I have horrible gas. My ass smells like deep-fried death.
Work will be fun tonight.
Work will be fun tonight.
perhaps... you should wash you ass?
I think the problem is I had McD's yesterday for breakfast AND dinner... and I work there... so the smell has permeated me to the core.
Plus, I ate an egg.
Plus, I ate an egg.
ex lax and an enema?
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