My wife's afterbirth fell into the bucket they put there.
It was cool.
I grabbed it and squished it between my fingers so the baby would recognize the smell. 

Yep, I'm not coming back into this thread until after lunch.

Yeah, it'll be better to have some puke fuel in your belly... 

immediately followed by this HUGE tidal wave of bloody, slimy, mucus like liquid. It literally poured out of my wife and I will never, ever forget the SPLOOSH sound as it hit the floor.

I knew this Mexican guy in the army that ate the afterbirth from when his kids (did it more than once) were born.
Some kind of wierd tradition.
Ick. 

Placenta soup- that cooking show 2 fat ladies actually did an episode with that if I remember correctly. They did a whole party for the family of some lady who had the baby- like a cannabilistic baby shower or something. 

its very very very Nutritious. 

nothing like an afterbirth souffle 

Placenta Fra Diavlo? 

I knew this Mexican guy in the army that ate the afterbirth from when his kids (did it more than once) were born.

Where the hell do you people think beef jerky comes from? It's just salted/dried afterbirth. 

I would think if you cooked up with some onions it would be similar to liver an onions. 

Where the hell do you people think beef jerky comes from? It's just salted/dried afterbirth.

*blinks*

/looks at bag of pemican on desk

*blinks* 

I would think if you cooked up with some onions it would be similar to liver an onions still be fuckin' gross.

 

/looks at bag of pemican on desk

Hi-How-Are-Ya, Hi-How-Are-Ya, Hi-How-Are-Ya ... 

Hi-How-Are-Ya, Hi-How-Are-Ya, Hi-How-Are-Ya ...

Thank you SLummer J. Simpson 

Hi-How-Are-Ya, Hi-How-Are-Ya, Hi-How-Are-Ya ...

Ha hahaha Ha hahaha Ha hahaha 

Back in '02, when I was dating the psycho-goth, we were messing around in her room. Her room was in the basement, so with the lights out, it was pitch black. We start messing around and I put my hand down her pants. For some reason, she handcuffs my freehand to the bar above her bed. Hey, whatever. Well, one of her pigtails brushes against my jaw and tickles like crazy. So, not being a prude, I pull my hand out of her pants and scratch my chin.

Not a good idea.

I start to smell something similar to pennies. Yeah, we all saw this coming. Thinking something was up, I ask her to flip on the lights. Sure enough, there I am, one hand cuffed to her bed, the other covered in menstration, and my face smeared with blood. She had started her period amidst the "heavy petting." 

you liked it, gdmchn. admit it. 

I start to smell something similar to penis.

 

and my face smeared with blood.

putting on your war paint huh? 

Sure enough, there I am, one hand cuffed to her bed, the other covered in menstration, and my face smeared with blood. She just told me to stop clowning around and flipped the light back off.

 

Sure enough, there I am, one hand cuffed to her bed, the other covered in menstration, and my face smeared with blood.

Nothing wrong with a little clown face. I eat my steak bloody, why not my women too? 

There is a mattress in Agnew Hall on the campus of Fort Hays State University that looks like some one slaughtered a pig on it. 

I have sheets that look like that, the damn chineese lady at the laundry wouldnt get the goddamn stains out. I kept trying to explain that they were "cran grape" juice. She babbled incessantly. I really had to return some videotapes. 

I figure a few more weeks of stretching and excercize and self fellatio will be back on my list of things I can do. 

Wow..looks like my post pwned that last TMI thread.. 

Back to the matter at hand:

How can we get period blood to conduct electricity? Build a dam? 

is that a gawd damn? 

How can we get period blood to conduct electricity? Build a dam

electrodes on each lip and a light bulb in her mouth? 

is that a gawd damn?

Nope.
Dental dam. 

Uncle Festering Vagina

Now there's a bandname for ya. 

i think i saw that before and after puzzle on wheel of fortune the other day 

Oooh gross story from work time.

Mildred (a puerto rican from Chicago now living in Bristol) was telling some people that her and husband like to have sex whilst she's on the blob, when they finish she likes to give him a blow job so she can suck her blood off his dick. 

/takes off lightbulb costume

"FINALLY!!!" 

ahhh, vampire sex 

gawd bless her, she also wants to get her tongue split and likes to cut herself.

I'm kinda growing to like her, just she suffers from ASD and i can't be arsed with people like that. 

Laxly, trust me, if a girl like that is your only option, you are better off with your hand and a dirty movie. 

my burp smelled like garlic and throw-up 

I think mine are going to be smelling like that later.
I ate a chunk of garlic with dinner.
I don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
The worst part is that it's going to be seeping through my pores for the next few days and it's going to suck nuts. 

Did somebody say suck nuts? 

...Fort Hays State University...

[memories] I partied there a few times back in the day...[/memories] 

^^^
That's not TMI unless you tell us a strap-on story that goes along with it. 

That's not TMI unless you tell us a strap-on story that goes along with it.

Shhhhhhh.........
it's a secret, REMEMBER?? 

Ooh, so sorry! I've got such a big mouth. ;) 

it fit, didn't it. 

Bigger is better. Usually. 

I knew thats why you didn't ask me back 

Bigger is better. Usually.

 

yea me!!
i'm a 2nd place kinda guy 

And I'm a 2nd place kinda girl! What a pair we'd make. 

Ha!!

thats right...stroke that ego. 

/strokin'