I'm bored and I'm avoiding paying my bills online right now. Sooooo, I decided to start a topic. :) I'd like to read a little about all the quiet, nonpopular Fazers. Let your little, mousy, incoherent e-voice be heard here. I'll start:

My name is Luna. Usually, whenever my name is mentioned on Fazed, someone invariably asks, "Who is Luna??" Yeah, that's me. Ms. Wallflower. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. I don't have a sexy webcam pic, don't talk about reproductive organs or discuss bodily functions, and I don't have a catchy tagline. I don't want to see your penis and I don't want to show you my bjoobies. I like Fazed. I've been around quite a while, seen 'em come, seen 'em go.... I'm innocuous. But I'm still here. How about you? Tell us about you. Speak up if you've been invisible! Come on...I know you're out there.

(please God, don't let this be a one post topic!) 

Leave the lurkers alone. The whole point of being a lurker is being invisible.

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

And now you're being the bridesmaid that gets jealous and interrupts the ceremony to tell everony that she's in love with the groom. 

Sorry, hungover. Come on, lurkers, post.

This thread's going to be a creepy place. 

rabbi, you're too popular for this thread. 

But I like it here.

And besides, you're not a lurker, either. I've seen you! Don't deny it! 

Aren't you like... with that Phi guy? 

nonpopular

No, not a lurker. :) 

Hello Luna. 

with that Phi guy?

Alas, 'tis my only claim to fame around these parts... 

I have been around for awhile. I visit a few times a day and read the Slorum. I don't usually have much to add so i don't really post. 

I'm sorta like you Luna. I've been here for a year and a half, and don't really have much clout with all the n00bs. Not like Rabbi. I've been coming here for years. I signed up a long time ago, and then forgot my account name (cannot remember to this day), then as a joke I picked Clives (le sigh).

I don't care about postcounts, really. I guess that's why I'm not popular. Or maybe it's because I have a small weenis. 

I've been around a while too. Not as "talkative" as some. Overlooked? Yeah sometimes. I too do not want to see peenies or show you my bjoobies. That being said... Hi! Nice to meet you. 

Hey Luna. I'm Banwa. I lurk more often than post, although that's kinda changed as of late. Generally, my posting binges coincide with slow work days (or weeks). I guess I don't always feel like I absolutely have to comment on every topic. 

I don't usually have much to add so i don't really post.

Hi, Renalo! Hon, haven't you realized that the above is not a prerequisite to posting? 

6 month lurker, just recently started posting. Nobody knows me, nobody likes me, and nobody will send me a measly gmail invite. I am a canadian who doesn't drink beer or play hockey, and I am far too modest to post pics of my pjenis. I am, however, a great kisser. 

Or maybe it's because I have a small weenis.

But we all appreciate your honesty, Clives! :D 

Luna, you have encapsulated fazed. <3. Hows the gmail workin out? 

...oh and by the way, I love the song that spawned the title of this thread. 

I am a canadian who doesn't drink beer or play hockey

Then you are more... Alaskan.

Welcome to fazed. 

But we all appreciate your honesty, Clives! :D

If all you would remember me as is honest, then I would be happy. 

Username: DrumOgre
Location: Manitoba, Canada

Where in Manitoba?

I am a canadian who doesn't drink beer or play hockey

Hey, me too, but I make up for it by playing every other sport and drinking lots of Bacardi. 

how do you know if you're a lurker? 

Hi, DrumOgre! Give us a chance to get to know you. Someone will like you, even if you don't post hott nude pixxx.

Hello, Banwa, MacHootie, Clives! :) Isn't this fun? It's like a little "Get to Know You" Party!

dear lord, I have no life.... 

how do you know if you're a lurker?

Less than a couple hundred forum posts. Let's set it at under 200 posts. 

the_big_wiggle,

Who are you, and how do you have 11,000 posts? Jesus, I can't remember a single word you've said. 

Someone will like you, even if you don't post hott nude pixxx.

Some of us will even be grateful if you don't. 

Are there any horse-doovers? Little cocktail weenies?

Oh... sorry Clives. No offense. 

i been here long enough
maybe ill retire soon...
:::Laughs::: 

Hey, Clives, thanks for the Gmail invitation. I'm applying for the account right now! Oh, and btw, I loved your story in the Lit thread! Very nicely done. 

Can somone explain this Gmail invitation deal to me please? i was in india when all the fuss started 

Less than a couple hundred forum posts. Let's set it at under 200 posts. 

i definitly used to be a lurker... i lurk still from time to time... then other times...i pop out run around for a little while...then...etc etc 

Who are you, and how do you have 11,000 posts? Jesus, I can't remember a single word you've said.

I try to stick to the nonsense threads and keep out of political/religious/similar type threads. Life is too serious to be serious on Fazed as well. 

Who are you, and how do you have 11,000 posts? Jesus, I can't remember a single word you've said. 

no offense...but how do you [u]NOT[/u] know wiggle? 

big_wiggle: Brandon, Manitoba - about 2 hrs west of Winnipeg. Not a bad city. 

luna, thanks again for the gift to my mother ;)

Must resist... evil ... impulse to... .comment.... 

im not a lurker but my name is new to you all

is your old identity secret? 

It was a less-than-subtle jab by Clives, which I brushed off my shoulder. He knows who I am. :) 

What's your name? Who's your daddy?

http://arnolddaddy.ytmnd.com/ 

Brandon, Manitoba - about 2 hrs west of Winnipeg. Not a bad city.

I've never been to Brandon, but I can't say I've heard good things about the place. How often do you make the trip down to Peg City? 

I'm not a lurker- I'm more that annoying guy a couple of tables back who eavesdrops on conversations and tries to chime in once in awhile, to thundering silence. 

I gotta say Luna, that I'm diggin' this action. 

tbw: I make it to Winnipeg every couple months at least, whenever there's a good band in town or when mine is playing at Winnipeg's best dive bar, The Royal Albert Arms. 

The Albert!!! Nice. A (male) friend of mine used to strip there, nasty fucking place. The women look like my friend's moms. 

I'm not a lurker- I'm more that annoying guy a couple of tables back who eavesdrops on conversations and tries to chime in once in awhile, to thundering silence.

Yes! That's it! We need a place to congregate!

Oh, and you're welcome, Herk... :) (heh...this is just the sort of thread you and I can feel comfortable in!) 

The Albert!!! Nice. A (male) friend of mine used to strip there, nasty fucking place. The women look like my friend's moms.

Yeah. Last time we played there we watched a rather smelly transient man jack off in the corner during the opening band's set. Truly a place where dreams come true - we also play the pyramid and the colective once in awhile, but the Albert is where it's at. 

Last time we played there we watched a rather smelly transient man jack off in the corner during the opening band's set.

You... were watching me? 

no offense...but how do you NOT know wiggle?

I generally stay out of nonsense threads.

(British Thread, What Are you Listening To Now?, Random Thoughts) 

Oh, and before you start to feel creeped out, I'm from Winnipeg. Recently moved to L.A., so there is a reason for me bombarding you with random questions. It's not just because you're sexy. 

You... were watching me?

Dag, yo.

If that was you, you need to take care of that nasty scabies problem. 

No offense Clives, but based on the above comment, your tagline isn't so impressive. You gotta aim for the stars, buddy.

/threadjack