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DAMNED PELICANS!!!!1
yah i agree lol!!!!1!
F-111s are made of paper mache corn husks?
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'm darned if I know how the helican!
His bill will hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'm darned if I know how the helican!
Jeez, I hope the pelican was ok.
SanSue said:
F-111s are made of paper mache corn husks?
F-111s are made of paper mache corn husks?
Strongest substance known to mankind.
SanSue said:
F-111s are made of paper mache corn husks?
F-111s are made of paper mache corn husks?
dngrfld said:
Strongest substance known to mankind.
Strongest substance known to mankind.
Not any more. Pelican is now the strongest material known to mankind.
pelic-owned!
F111-owned
ipotter said:
Jeez, I hope the pelican was ok.
Jeez, I hope the pelican was ok.
The pelican was atomized.
paper mache corn husk-owned
I bet a lot of that damage occurred after the bird hit and before landing. Once those aerodynamics get messed up, theres a lot of stress being put on the body of the plane.
Reminds me of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. "Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky"
I'm putting my money on that it wasn't a pelican, but a small UFO and the government is covering up with this lame-ass story about a bird hitting it and in reality they've got these midget aliens somewhere in a facility not unlike Area-51 only it'd be Area 2051 by now considering we'd want to keep up the new millennium and all.
fod
CaptainCon said:
pelic-owned!
pelic-owned!
+10 Schrute bucks.
bigninjapimp said:
Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
I was thinking the same thing.
FYI, it's Papier-mâché.
Even if you want to drop the accents, it's still papier, not paper.
"The more you know" *RAINBOW*
Even if you want to drop the accents, it's still papier, not paper.
"The more you know" *RAINBOW*
Go back to France. I say PAPER MASHY, YAY!
andbruno said:
FYI, it's Papier-mâché.
Even if you want to drop the accents, it's still papier, not paper.
"The more you know" *RAINBOW*
FYI, it's Papier-mâché.
Even if you want to drop the accents, it's still papier, not paper.
"The more you know" *RAINBOW*
BECAUSE KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
Insane thing is, they had to fly it in that state over built-up areas for a fair while before landing. Now that plane could have pwned the shit out of a lot of people
That's what they get for not chewing their food. Snakes take note.
I like the red streak they painted on the paper mah-shay... wait, that isn't paint, is it?
NORAD knew the pelicans were in the air,
why were they told to stand down?
why were they told to stand down?
so it goes said:
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'm darned if I know how the helican!
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'm darned if I know how the helican!
Thanks that was great!
Yeah, I've always loved that one.
everyone knows a pelican could never damage an airplane, no matter how fast it was going.
it is simply common sense.
WHY WON"T THEY TELL US THE REAL STORY:
911Pelicantruth.org
it is simply common sense.
WHY WON"T THEY TELL US THE REAL STORY:
911Pelicantruth.org
DorgoDorato said:
I like the red streak they painted on the paper mah-shay... wait, that isn't paint, is it?
I like the red streak they painted on the paper mah-shay... wait, that isn't paint, is it?
It's a racing stripe... makes it go faster.
~Jim
Didn't it just break the nose cone? The rest of the plane looks fine. I'm sure it was a bitch to fly, but it's hardly almost destroyed.
Good thing it didn't hit the cockpit...
Good thing it didn't hit the cockpit...
It didn't just break the nose cone... The bird hit the fibreglass nose cone, a section of wing and was sucked through an engine. The strike happened in northern New South Wales and the pilots were able to fly it back and land safely at an airforce base in south-east Queensland with one engine at full power and the other running at reduced power.
Amazing the life span of the aircraft considering what has happened to them. One has had a fuel tank blow while in mid flight, another lost a landing gear on takeoff.
Amazing the life span of the aircraft considering what has happened to them. One has had a fuel tank blow while in mid flight, another lost a landing gear on takeoff.
"Gentlemen, introducing the new air support unit 'D77-TC'
I like to call it the Pelican."
"Why the Pelican sir?"
"Because D77-TC is too hard to say in conversation son. Plus it holds things in its mouth...and what kind of animal holds things in its mouth?"
"A walrus."
"Dammit Griff, I thought I told you to quit making up animals..."
Ok, I'm done now.
I like to call it the Pelican."
"Why the Pelican sir?"
"Because D77-TC is too hard to say in conversation son. Plus it holds things in its mouth...and what kind of animal holds things in its mouth?"
"A walrus."
"Dammit Griff, I thought I told you to quit making up animals..."
Ok, I'm done now.
OK, I got a question . . .
How the FUCK did they know it was a pelican? Was there like a beak embedded in there somewhere or something?
How the FUCK did they know it was a pelican? Was there like a beak embedded in there somewhere or something?
so it goes said:
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'm darned if I know how the helican!
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'm darned if I know how the helican!
Was it from nantucket?
Remains in the engine intake? Nice to see how how much taxpayer funding is used on pelican culling
DANGER
PELICRA
PELICRA
MaximumForce said:
Thanks that wasgreat! on Fark yesterday!
Thanks that was
It was on Fazed yesterday as well.
What a coincidence, eh?
What a coincidence, eh?
Suddenly, I am proud to have the pelican as the state bird.
Must have been one of those South Phillipean Grenade Pelicans.
Paper mache corn husks
Prepared from rice
Prepared from rice
Who the fuck still flies the F-111?
Australia... Besides, there's nothing wrong with them. Most of the systems in them have been updated.
sumac said:
Paper mache corn husks
Prepared from rice
Paper mache corn husks
Prepared from rice
i see what you did there.
They need to start making nose cones out of pelican.
pelican pemmican. tasty.
Paint the nose cone in pelican blood as a warning to the rest of them
I wish I could just... put all the people who sign their posts on probation. I just wish.
Syntax Error said:
Who the fuck still flies the F-111?
Who the fuck still flies the F-111?
It's definitely like six behind the F117. God guys.