Yarr! 

that guy really IS the coolest guy on earth. not even kidding. 

I know... it's... just... beyond comprehension. How that much cool/awesome can be concentrated there and not blow up the very camera that took the picture astounds me. 

Holy. Shee. 

He is fucking Legend 

I thought it was about this guy
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/images/smilies/banana.gif 

mom? 

I'm more impressed by the gripping power of the parakeet. 

I think that man and his pirate really have a thing goin for them, I for one, am fearful of the new brain attaching genetic freak parakeets from space that are clearly seen in that picture, I also fear hot cheese and toilet bowl cleaners.

So if my guts are right, that man has a mission implanted into his head by that parakeet (Brain attacher) to go and collect a LARGE collection of toilet bowl cleaners, prob from mexico or w/e he is from and stake them in a O-cult liek symbold and melt Piping hot cheese on them, the alien ritual will create such a shock and awe effect upon mankind that we will be helpless when the rest of the brain attaching parakeets come down from there mother ships and secret hiding holes to take us over. The end is near friends, the end is near.

P.s. has anyone seen my medication? 

reminds me of a friend in my neighborhood
Shadow Stalker 

If boba fett had been born a few millenia later, on our planet...yeah...that's him. I guarantee that mofo is a bounty hunter. gaurantee. 

Notice he's not wearing a helmet. This is key, as helmets are very uncool. I'm looking a you, NFL. 

I was wondering what Kirk Hammett was up to. 

If it WAS David Blaine, would he still be the coolest guy on earth? 

And i thought it was going to be a pic of this guy
http://www.snoopbloggyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mr-cool-ice-1.jpg 

Kirk Hammett? That is CLEARLY Chris Cornell. 

The parrot makes it easier to fap to. 

Is that parrot parakeet bird strapped to his head? 

Dude, Waterworld and Mad Max called. They want their extra back 

And I believe he's listening to "Flight of the Valkyrie", which ups the coolness quotient by a factor of 3. 

Nice man-purse, Sally. 

I deny it. 

He made me gay again 

What they don't tell you is that he's cruising about 13 m.p.h so his macaw can hang out. 

He does not have to go fast. He is too cool to be in hurry. He lets others wait. 

That guy looks like bump. 

A true man only needs his bike, his parrot, and a cigar. 

You forgot sunglasses and head phones. 

i don't know. i think it's questionable to whether or not the bike is really moving. 

Yuppykiller said:

Nice man-purse, Sally.

...that would be "murse", silly 

I think he has D batteries in his saddle bags. 

The song "Low Rider" is all about this guy 

That's it... I'm getting a haircut... 

Mardi gras, you have your little heart set on that dont you Billy. 

I think he's a stupid-ass...and probably has to replace parrot daily due to cigar burns and liftoff-->windshield collision. 

I think the macaw hangs on the windshield facing-forward before taking a dump. The evidence is there. 

Dude, is that bird alive? That's fuckin rad. 

who is this guy?
why is this guy the coolest guy on earth?

why do people blindly echo the first opinion? do Discombobulated, lemon, Zoidberg and gray all really think he is the coolest guy on earth? or are they all being ironic? or are they just dicks? 

why do people blindly echo the first opinion?

Welcome to FAZED. 

Funk said:

why do people blindly echo the first opinion? do Discombobulated, lemon, Zoidberg and gray all really think he is the coolest guy on earth? or are they all being ironic? or are they just dicks?

i'm not being a dick, or ironic, or sarcastic. that guy really is fucking badass. 

list the reasons why this guy is cool

1. cigar
2. parrot
3. motorcycle
4. sunglasses
5. goatee
6. matching color parrot to motorcycle
7. cameo
8. headphones

ok i'm done :P 

cheatch said:

list the reasons why this guy is cool

1. cigar
2. parrot
3. motorcycle
4. sunglasses
5. goatee
6. matching color parrot to motorcycle
7. cameo
8. headphones

ok i'm done :P

I was kind of doubting his coolness on first glance, but after reading this list I can defintly concurr the cooliosity of this fine american 

that dude is super cool until you realize that his parrot uses him as a toliet 

^^ 9. spats over his boots 

He'll still never be 4 popped collars cool.

http://www.totalpardo.net/2008/01/31/4-popped-collars-cool/ 

He could do a wheelie to crank the coolness factor up a notch... 

I own several birds and find this impressive. How he ever trained that Macaw not to take flight once he felt the wind in is face is beyond me. I once took a cockatiel to the beach to go rollerblading with my then girlfriend. The bird bolted the moment we got outside the car! He was flying straight for the ocean. Luckily we caught him, the wind was against him so he didn't get too far.
Now I wonder why I typed so much. Must be that the guy is indeed The Coolest Guy on Earth. 

How he ever trained that Macaw not to take flight once he felt the wind in is face is beyond me

Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage! 

Is he from Road Warriors? 

It's a shame to see the old guard of pirates slowly diminishing. They'll thaw out Black Beard soon enough, don't you worry. AND BOY HE'S GONNA BE PISSED.