Reminds me of Thorogood. 

Develan said:

Kirk Hammett? That is CLEARLY Chris Cornell.

Cornell isnt cool, Not now that hes left Audioslave.

Although Rage are back which is cool!! Ok hes cool but only because he did an uncool thing to bring back a super cool thing!
cool. 

I bet he has quite an impressive collection of one liners. 

Were this pix taken out west? Cause I saw a dude in Cali that was biking around with a parrot that was very similar to this guy... lemme see if I have any pictures of it. 

GODDAMN! 

I dunno guys. The parrots really tying it all together. You put that parrot on anyone's shoulder, its gonna crank up the cool knob. Imagine the coolest guy on earth without the parrot. Yeah. Now he's just a douche on a motorcycle. 

Griddle said:

Cornell isnt cool, Not now that hes left Audioslave.

Although Rage are back which is cool!! Ok hes cool but only because he did an uncool thing to bring back a super cool thing!
cool.

Audioslave was weak. when girls got tired of feeling depressed with their linkin park and wanted to feel mildy hard, they put on audioslave. early soundgarden was cool. Rage is cool. Audioslave made them money in the interim

now let's never speak of it again 

Upon deeper analysis, the parrot isn't tying it together. However, the parrot authenticates that his master is, in fact, the coolest guy on earth. While any douche can ride a motorcycle with sunglasses and a cigar trying to be cool, parrot's have a 6th sense for coolness, and don't willing rest on just any douche motorcyclist's shoulder.

In addition, I could do without the goatee. Bonus points for almost pointless, but cool looking leg covers. 

oh shit that is fucking sweet 

b stabby said:

Audioslave was weak. when girls got tired of feeling depressed with their linkin park and wanted to feel mildy hard, they put on audioslave. early soundgarden was cool. Rage is cool. Audioslave made them money in the interim

now let's never speak of it again

Nah, Audioslave were alright. What i ment by that was Cornell left to go solo when he was much better off with Audioslave.

His Solo stuff is poopsie. 

This guy has to be a professional knife thrower. There's no other way to explain it. 

he is the real mad max. 

NO, he's a vampire hunter! Now it all make sense. 

looks like my friend vandal... 

b stabby said:

now let's never speak of it again

but nooooo

Griddle said:

Nah, Audioslave were alright.

I can't believe you've done this 

How far is the coolness factor ratcheted up when it's thrown out there that this guy appears to be some special forces dude clipping along on a piecemeal bike he's thrown together over in Iraq? It just looks like Iraqi terrain, he's got on the desert boots/camis, and he appears to have an ammo vest on. Just sayin'. 

Are any parts of Iraq that green? Looks more like the Mojave Desert to me.

Hell of a find, Spun! Did you take these yourself? 

how in the hell is the bird staying on his shoulder?

other than that hes definitely cool shit 

Looks like Colorado front range to me. And that guy is pretty damn cool. 

hes a god 10 x cooler than me easy. 

RuloMelko said:

And I believe he's listening to "Flight of the Valkyrie", which ups the coolness quotient by a factor of 3.

I read that and had to turn my head and spray a mouthful of water... 

Siurana said:

He'll still never be 4 popped collars cool.

http://www.totalpardo.net/2008/01/31/4-popped-collars-cool/

dam you,
i was gonna do that. 

b stabby said:

but nooooo

:)

I can't believe you've done this

For why? Some alright songs me thinks. Wasnt a huge sound Garden fan. Anyways Shhhh

Lets never speak of this again. 

Loreo said:

Are any parts of Iraq that green? Looks more like the Mojave Desert to me.

Hell of a find, Spun! Did you take these yourself?

From what I hear, parts of Iraq are VERY green. 

The bird isn't even is...it just was drawn to him. 

He is actually listening to nsync so that cancels out alll the coool . or does it!? 

SpankGod said:

Were this pix taken out west?

Its in Tucson where I live. 

fuckin' Zonies. makes sense... 

A modern day Che, I bet he saw the motorcycle diaries and those panniers on the bike are full of pro-communist literature. Che didn't have a parrot tho, thusly this man is more cool than Che. 

Chris Cornell (back before he ruined his voice) could hurt his OWN ears! That's fucking range.

Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!

Yes! Many hahaha's! 

I see tears streaming down his cheeks because the bird has its talons dug deep into his shoulder to hold on. 

OMG, I dated her in 8th grade!!! I can't believe she has become such a cliche man. She was sooo goth. 

FYI gentlemen...He does not have a goatee.

He has a Van Dyke, and that is MUCH cooler than a goatee. 

I just saw - the coolest guy on ea-ea-ea-earth.

/was hoping this would be AC related. 

looks like my friend vandal...

Is... is that a "Pog" reference?!?!?!... major points for that one Darlene...

how in the hell is the bird staying on his shoulder?

It had been nailed there. 

Parrot needs a little tiny kaiser helmet. 

I wonder if takes apprentices... 

I hate to be the party pooper but Parrot + Cigars = horrible idea. Birds are very sensitive to toxins and shouldnt be around any type of smoke at all. Its also pretty dangerous to have him on that bike like that.

So that guys only gets a vote from me if that bird is fake. 

this guys shits win 

The style of motorcycle confuses me.

The dude, bird, cigar, care free attitude, headphones, sunglasses, whatever the fuck those leg things he has on are, the crazy hair, the birdshit etc, scream COOL.

The motorcycle on the other hand, says his "scoot" is in the shop, and he just hopped on his little brothers dirt bike to pick ma up another pack of smokes.

Luckily, their little sisters powderpuff tricycle was broken. THAT would close out the package. 

i bet he's listening to "born to be wild" !