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Jiminy Christmas, I do believe I've just shat myself.
Spiders that big are proof that God hates you.
Spiders that big are proof that God hates you.
[quote=b stabby]anyone living in the tropics knows the joy of big fat spiders. And how goddamn fast they are.
when i lived in hawaii we had cane spiders. they sometimes wander into the house, and just like the huge flying roaches there, it's not that your house is dirty, it's just their world...
well these big fuckers LOVE to come out when you're at your most vulnerable.
like when you're on the shitter.
you'll be sitting there minding your own business when you see a slight movement out of the corner of your eye. look over and one of these huge hairy things has stepped out from behind the sink.
he stops cuz of you, your butthole slams shut cuz of him and it's like a mexican standoff. you're scared any move towards your pants will cause him to charge. he's scared becuase you're way bigger than he is. so you spend 5 minutes in scary limbo before you say fuck it and run like a penguin with your pants around your ankles.
I don't remember wiping. And I don't care.[quote]
ha!
when i lived in hawaii we had cane spiders. they sometimes wander into the house, and just like the huge flying roaches there, it's not that your house is dirty, it's just their world...
well these big fuckers LOVE to come out when you're at your most vulnerable.
like when you're on the shitter.
you'll be sitting there minding your own business when you see a slight movement out of the corner of your eye. look over and one of these huge hairy things has stepped out from behind the sink.
he stops cuz of you, your butthole slams shut cuz of him and it's like a mexican standoff. you're scared any move towards your pants will cause him to charge. he's scared becuase you're way bigger than he is. so you spend 5 minutes in scary limbo before you say fuck it and run like a penguin with your pants around your ankles.
I don't remember wiping. And I don't care.[quote]
ha!
evilgenius2479 said:
ha!
ha!
Joke's on you. Laugh it up, wimp.
I'm envious of this man's clock. All my watch tells me is that it appears to be train time.
Ye gods.
This thread's got to go.
dasupalouie said:
this is more nasty...
note spiders are real, cat is shopped lol
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/2954/j4o6wnmy7eh3vjtsigwwtstoj8.jpg
this is more nasty...
note spiders are real, cat is shopped lol
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/2954/j4o6wnmy7eh3vjtsigwwtstoj8.jpg
Wow..twice in one week I'm able to comment on Alanis Morissette's woolly box
Fuck me gently wiyh a chainsaw!!!That's wrong.
Didn't watch the video but these comments are giving me the willies all the same. Fuck Australia
Classic! Thanks for the memories.
i was watching TV one night and i felt something touch the top of my head, i got up FAST and turned around and there was a pretty decent sized spider (palm sized) hanging down from the ceiling on a web.. i went to find something to smash it with and when i got back it was nowhere to be found, it never did show up again and that was years ago.. needless to say i didn't get much sleep that night.
I thought clock spider was a fake spider. Now... christ almighty.
KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL.
There's only two things I don't want within 1000 yards of me. Spiders, and my ex-girlfriend.
HEEBIE-JEEBIES PEOPLE, WITH EXTRA JEEBIES!!!
KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL.
There's only two things I don't want within 1000 yards of me. Spiders, and my ex-girlfriend.
HEEBIE-JEEBIES PEOPLE, WITH EXTRA JEEBIES!!!
it's MC Pee-Pants.
AHHHHHH! GETITOFFME! GETITOFFME!
Fear of spiders and bugs and snakes and things are a genetic remnant of our ancestors where such fear was a potent survial mechanism. Which means it theoretically could be possible in a couple hundred thousand years people become afraid of say fatty food or something, which I think would be hilarious.
eden5900 said:
hehehe... homer + spider = funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpyjsFEt0xM&mode=related&search=
hehehe... homer + spider = funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpyjsFEt0xM&mode=related&search=
My god...the spiders have become organized!
b stabby said:
you'll be sitting there minding your own business when you see a slight movement out of the corner of your eye. look over and one of these huge hairy things has stepped out from behind the sink.
he stops cuz of you, your butthole slams shut cuz of him and it's like a mexican standoff.
you'll be sitting there minding your own business when you see a slight movement out of the corner of your eye. look over and one of these huge hairy things has stepped out from behind the sink.
he stops cuz of you, your butthole slams shut cuz of him and it's like a mexican standoff.
Literally laughed out loud at this comment.
Am I the only one that thought the first pic was a prank someone was playing? Some long legs like that would be a great gag prop to have.
CLOCK SPIDAAA!!!! ROCK LOBSTAAAAA!!!
TheOne said:
Fear of spiders and bugs and snakes and things are a genetic remnant of our ancestors where such fear was a potent survial mechanism. Which means it theoretically could be possible in a couple hundred thousand years people become afraid of say fatty food or something, which I think would be hilarious.
Fear of spiders and bugs and snakes and things are a genetic remnant of our ancestors where such fear was a potent survial mechanism. Which means it theoretically could be possible in a couple hundred thousand years people become afraid of say fatty food or something, which I think would be hilarious.
*sh1ts pants at the sight of a cigarette*
smushed one this morning before I went to work....they are everywhere right now with the drought here in South Australia....they enter your house looking for moisture.
Lost July said:
It's a good thing I have a digital clock.
It's a good thing I have a digital clock.
Then beware the digital spiders.