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The irony of dressing up as a Breathalyzer and getting busted for DUI is sweeter than all the Halloween Candy in the world.
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The irony of dressing up as a Breathalyzer and getting busted for DUI is sweeter than all the Halloween Candy in the world.
More here.
If you've got a thing for True Blood or Twilight (and absolutely no self-respect) then this is for you...
The Power Loader "dual-arm power amplification robot" uses 18 electromagnetic motors that let the wearer lift 220 pounds without blinking. It gets its name from the exoskeleton from "Aliens", and even has force-feedback.
At long last, the plight of the douchebag takes the spotlight in a united front of broski-hood! So douchebags everywhere! From the North Jersey Shore to the South Jersey Shore! Raise your Yayguhbahms to the sky and take a stand!
Police in Carroll, Iowa, received a 911 last Friday reporting two disguised men were trying to break into an apartment. Upon arriving, this is what they found.
The most disgusting candy on store shelves this Halloween. What's next, Gummi Scrotums?
This will probably not make the director's cut of the DVD when it comes out.
(NSFW, NSFW, NSFW, NSFW, NSFW, NSFW, NSFW, NSFW.)
Best Halloween costumes ever!
The copy writers had to have done this on purpose...
The man shown here is 22 year old German arm wrestling champ Matthias Schlitte. Most people shy away from arm wrestling, especially knowing someone can have their arm snapped in 2 (or 3 or 4). If you have an arm like this kid though, I guess there's no need to worry.
I've discovered something AMAZING!
Every Kramer entrance from every Seinfeld episode ever, in chronological order.
The most haunting Halloween Costume ever.
Fazer BadlyDrawnBen had a sweet zombie cake made up for their wedding. He writes, "They made the Bride and Groom look like me and my wife fighting off our undead zombie wedding party!" (Mike's Amazing Cakes in Seattle did the fine work.)
Mars has a tramp stamp. (via)
I went through many of the one hundred and twenty two videos trying to find which one to post. Then I just gave up and posted a link to the whole hot crock pot mess of crazy.
Terry Mynott does a few impressions. Some will be confusing to North American Fazers, but he is still pretty good and pretty funny. (Language may be NSFW).
Cracked presents the 9 Manliest Names in the World. It's manly stuff.
Reverse engineering one of NYC's popular burgers.
Dogs can be funny. They are even funnier when upside down!
Look out kids! It's not just for polka anymore!
Sir Mix-A-Lot's posse route tracked in Google Maps.
Shane demonstrates his five (yes, FIVE) octave vocal range.
Check out his channel. This guy is amazing.
"Newly opened Akihabara business "Cute Room" is offering otaku a bevy of girlfriend-like services that include playing video games, watching DVDs and playing board games with young female (paid) friends."
Joy Division's first TV appearance (with Curtis dancing) in 1978 on Tony Wilson's (Factory Records) show.
Brooklyn-based arts collective The Madagascar Institute had tested their home-built jet-powered merry-go-round—they'd just never tested it with people on it.
When you kiss a woman, you should do it long and you should do it good, and when it's over, that woman should know she's been kissed.
The Jolly Fryer takeaway in Filton, Bristol, are offering customers the meal for £10 – and provide a free can of Diet Coke for anyone who can finish it in one sitting.
Everyone has their own particular talent. For Paul Hunn, it's the ability to belch at 110+ decibels. Action replays included.
Neon night time Tetris on skates. You have to see it for that to make sense, really. Even then, I'm not sure it makes sense, but it's still kinda clever.