OWNED

This Blows

The irony of dressing up as a Breathalyzer and getting busted for DUI is sweeter than all the Halloween Candy in the world.

More here.

By: Bubba | Nov 5th, 2009 (8:28 PM) | Thanks: Mak All Eli

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Halloweiner?!

If you've got a thing for True Blood or Twilight (and absolutely no self-respect) then this is for you...

By: Bubba | Nov 5th, 2009 (7:53 PM) | 18+ | Thanks: Invidious

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HARDWARE

Get Away From Her, You Bitch!

The Power Loader "dual-arm power amplification robot" uses 18 electromagnetic motors that let the wearer lift 220 pounds without blinking. It gets its name from the exoskeleton from "Aliens", and even has force-feedback.

By: Spanky | Nov 4th, 2009 (5:12 PM) | Thanks: b stabby

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Douchebag Solidarity

At long last, the plight of the douchebag takes the spotlight in a united front of broski-hood! So douchebags everywhere! From the North Jersey Shore to the South Jersey Shore! Raise your Yayguhbahms to the sky and take a stand!

By: Spanky | Nov 4th, 2009 (12:22 PM) | Thanks: AKQJT

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SAD

Whoooooo Are You? Who-Who? Who-Who?

Police in Carroll, Iowa, received a 911 last Friday reporting two disguised men were trying to break into an apartment. Upon arriving, this is what they found.

By: Bubba | Nov 1st, 2009 (10:12 PM) | Thanks: irscruff

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Sweet Jeebus!

The most disgusting candy on store shelves this Halloween. What's next, Gummi Scrotums?

By: Bubba | Nov 1st, 2009 (10:00 PM) | Thanks: phonepimp

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Where the Wild Things...WTF?!

This will probably not make the director's cut of the DVD when it comes out.

(NSFW, NSFW, NSFW, NSFW, NSFW, NSFW, NSFW, NSFW.)

By: Bubba | Nov 1st, 2009 (9:38 PM) | 18+

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CUTE

YipYipYip YipYipYipYipYipYipYipYip

Best Halloween costumes ever!

By: Bubba | Nov 1st, 2009 (9:26 PM) | Thanks: Makoto

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Copy Wrong

The copy writers had to have done this on purpose...

By: Bubba | Oct 30th, 2009 (3:32 PM)

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Hell Boy?

The man shown here is 22 year old German arm wrestling champ Matthias Schlitte. Most people shy away from arm wrestling, especially knowing someone can have their arm snapped in 2 (or 3 or 4). If you have an arm like this kid though, I guess there's no need to worry.

By: Bubba | Oct 29th, 2009 (8:48 PM) | Thanks: dngrfld

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FUNNY

Amazing!

I've discovered something AMAZING!

By: Supernipchick | Oct 26th, 2009 (6:49 AM) | Thanks: far2fargo

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FYI

Hey, Kramer!

Every Kramer entrance from every Seinfeld episode ever, in chronological order.

By: Bubba | Oct 24th, 2009 (4:17 PM) | Thanks: jai dubs

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Breastfeeding

The most haunting Halloween Costume ever.

By: Bubba | Oct 24th, 2009 (4:11 PM) | 18+ | Thanks: RandallFlagg

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COOL

Zombie Cake!

Fazer BadlyDrawnBen had a sweet zombie cake made up for their wedding. He writes, "They made the Bride and Groom look like me and my wife fighting off our undead zombie wedding party!" (Mike's Amazing Cakes in Seattle did the fine work.)

By: SpunOne | Oct 21st, 2009 (10:49 PM) | Thanks: BadlyDrawnBen

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IMAGE

Alien Ass Crack

Mars has a tramp stamp. (via)

By: SpunOne | Oct 21st, 2009 (10:31 PM)

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The Archive of Tonetta77

I went through many of the one hundred and twenty two videos trying to find which one to post. Then I just gave up and posted a link to the whole hot crock pot mess of crazy.

By: Bubba | Oct 21st, 2009 (8:11 PM)

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FUNNY

Impressions From Terry

Terry Mynott does a few impressions. Some will be confusing to North American Fazers, but he is still pretty good and pretty funny. (Language may be NSFW).

By: Bubba | Oct 20th, 2009 (11:23 PM) | Thanks: BujBju

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FYI

Wolf Blitzer Was Not Pleased

Cracked presents the 9 Manliest Names in the World. It's manly stuff.

By: Bubba | Oct 20th, 2009 (11:19 PM) | Thanks: CosmicMonkey

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FYI

The Fake Shack

Reverse engineering one of NYC's popular burgers.

By: SpunOne | Oct 20th, 2009 (8:56 PM)

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CUTE

¡sǝıddnd ǝʇnɔ

Dogs can be funny. They are even funnier when upside down!

By: Bubba | Oct 17th, 2009 (9:23 PM)

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HOT

You must shred of your own accord-ion!

Look out kids! It's not just for polka anymore!

By: Spanky | Oct 17th, 2009 (12:56 PM) | Thanks: sanka

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COOL

Dick's is the Place

Sir Mix-A-Lot's posse route tracked in Google Maps.

By: SpunOne | Oct 14th, 2009 (11:45 PM) | Thanks: effeminateSWANK

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Octapocalypse

Shane demonstrates his five (yes, FIVE) octave vocal range.

Check out his channel. This guy is amazing.

By: Bubba | Oct 14th, 2009 (11:50 AM) | Thanks: aaron

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Cute Room

"Newly opened Akihabara business "Cute Room" is offering otaku a bevy of girlfriend-like services that include playing video games, watching DVDs and playing board games with young female (paid) friends."

By: Bubba | Oct 11th, 2009 (5:08 PM) | Thanks: Loreo

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CLASSIC

Shadowplay

Joy Division's first TV appearance (with Curtis dancing) in 1978 on Tony Wilson's (Factory Records) show.

By: Bubba | Oct 11th, 2009 (5:01 PM) | Thanks: happiemonkie

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FUN

Oh, Gee (Force)

Brooklyn-based arts collective The Madagascar Institute had tested their home-built jet-powered merry-go-round—they'd just never tested it with people on it.

By: Bubba | Oct 11th, 2009 (4:36 PM) | Thanks: badunkadunk

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How to Kiss A Woman by Captain Kirk

When you kiss a woman, you should do it long and you should do it good, and when it's over, that woman should know she's been kissed.

By: Spanky | Oct 7th, 2009 (12:39 AM)

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Ruh Roh, Raggy...

The Jolly Fryer takeaway in Filton, Bristol, are offering customers the meal for £10 – and provide a free can of Diet Coke for anyone who can finish it in one sitting.

By: Bubba | Oct 5th, 2009 (9:54 PM)

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Booger, Eat Your Heart Out

Everyone has their own particular talent. For Paul Hunn, it's the ability to belch at 110+ decibels. Action replays included.

By: Bubba | Oct 5th, 2009 (9:24 PM) | Thanks: aidjay

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GAMING

Freeboard!

Neon night time Tetris on skates. You have to see it for that to make sense, really. Even then, I'm not sure it makes sense, but it's still kinda clever.

By: Bubba | Oct 5th, 2009 (8:37 PM) | Thanks: Captiva

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