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SWAT Fail
SWAT team vs wall!
The wall kinda wins...(now with more Yakity Sax).
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Medals of Dishonor
Now's probably not the time to use your fake medals to impress the ladies.
By: SpunOne | Nov 12th, 2009 (12:35 AM)
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Morning Head
How to quickly and effectively wake up your girlfriend.
By: Bubba | Nov 8th, 2009 (8:28 PM) | Thanks: jai dubs
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This Blows
The irony of dressing up as a Breathalyzer and getting busted for DUI is sweeter than all the Halloween Candy in the world.
More here.
By: Bubba | Nov 5th, 2009 (8:28 PM) | Thanks: Mak All Eli
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Panic Face King
New Japanese game show...I shit you not...
An unsuspecting Japanese man is brought into a meeting and then subjected to very well set-up fake sniper fire which kills everyone in the room but him.
By: Bubba | Oct 24th, 2009 (4:02 PM) | Thanks: Che1964
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A Costly Error in Judgement
Two thugs attack two crossdessers. There was only one problem...
By: Bubba | Oct 11th, 2009 (5:10 PM) | Thanks: Dirty penny
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Videowned
Instead of cataloging evidence after a drug raid like they were supposed to be, these sheriff's deputies were busted in a drug dealer's house.
By: Bubba | Oct 1st, 2009 (11:26 PM) | Thanks: Aceface1
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They're Heeeeeere
Paranormal Activity - "It won't just scare you, it will fuck you up for life!"
By: Bubba | Sep 28th, 2009 (12:38 PM)
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Macon Trouble
The actresses from the new CW show, Vampire Diaries, are in trouble for flashing people from an overpass in Georgia.
By: Bubba | Sep 20th, 2009 (1:54 PM) | Thanks: Makoto
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Skate or Die
Don't write checks with your mouth that your ass can't cash.
By: Bubba | Sep 3rd, 2009 (11:41 AM) | Thanks: gr IM l O c K
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We're Too Far Away to Bleed
A short little video from Gizmodo that shows just how the Predator drones are handled.
By: Bubba | Aug 29th, 2009 (10:37 PM) | Thanks: Rope71b
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A Crisis of Conscience
A man was jailed for possession of child pornography after the contents of his laptop were reviewed.
By: Bubba | Aug 20th, 2009 (10:43 PM) | Thanks: JapanChris
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This Will Never Get Old
A laser guided Doberman attack dog.
Sometimes the simplest things are the best things.
By: Bubba | Aug 7th, 2009 (11:35 PM) | Thanks: Zoidberg
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Sense of Decency
Jordan’s car was towed and he had to pay an $88 fine to get it back.
Jordan decided if he was going to pay, so was the towing company.
By: Bubba | Aug 7th, 2009 (11:13 PM) | Thanks: willywonka
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The New Wilhelm Scream?
Tom Hanks was unavailable for comment.
Don't try this at home.
By: Bubba | Aug 3rd, 2009 (10:59 AM)
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Catch Me If You...Oh, I Guess You Can
Autistic boy + internet access = global airline. Hilarity ensues. After a spate of sadness on Fazed due to the shenanigans of the "system" against nerds thought this might be an uplifting story of "nerd revenge" or an idea for future employment for some Fazer.
By: Bubba | Jul 22nd, 2009 (12:32 AM) | Thanks: Ocala
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Spider
I'm sorry for this. It's a short film that's really well made, but it's going to ruin your afternoon.
By: Bubba | Jul 15th, 2009 (2:36 PM) | Thanks: robertvaliant
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OMG WRU?
Stuff like this should happen more often. You have to watch out for spinal injuries, though.
By: Bubba | Jul 13th, 2009 (8:47 AM)
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Whoopee Cushion 2.0
Got a busted couch? Got access to a junkyard? Got a friend in need of an ass-pwnzing?
Well, here you go then.
By: Bubba | Jul 12th, 2009 (2:21 PM) | Thanks: Che1964
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Very Appealing
When good bananas go bad.
By: Bubba | Jul 8th, 2009 (6:52 PM) | Thanks: CaptainCon
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Popped By Pops
Gregory McCalium, 23, showed up at court looking the worse for wear not as a result of overzealous policing, rather...
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By: Bubba | Jul 2nd, 2009 (2:39 PM) | Thanks: JapanChris
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Squid Brain
Ray "Squid" Ward, an habitual speeder, flirts with lady judge and fails, fights his ticket and loses, and tries to show off in the parking lot. Hilarity ensues.
Even better, he's a convicted sexual predator.
By: Bubba | Jun 24th, 2009 (12:03 AM) | Thanks: RichardCranium
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Kiss Off, Hoodlum!
A high school student is denied his diploma after some on-stage "fooling around."
By: Bubba | Jun 21st, 2009 (10:25 PM) | Thanks: GeckoSethGecko
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Pornfail
When Porn meets Fail, everybody wins. Or loses. (Trampling Fail? Really?)
(Pretty NSFW.)
If you scroll down a little on the front page, Dee Snyder pops out.
By: Bubba | Jun 17th, 2009 (8:56 AM) | 18+ | Thanks: Jay_Santos
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Tattoo Stupid For Words
Tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz, who is Romanian, said his client did not fall asleep and she got exactly what she had ordered.
By: Bubba | Jun 17th, 2009 (8:39 AM)
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How to Crush Bill O'Reilly
The editor of salon.com frustrates and confuses Bill O'Reilly into submission.
By: SpunOne | Jun 13th, 2009 (11:56 AM)
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Oh, What a Knight
This was apparently being passed around at the Blizzard offices. It seems a gentleman overheard his neighbor watching loud porn and mistook it for the screams of a rape victim. Instead of calling the cops like a reasonable person, he decided to bust down the door of his neighbor's apartment and confront him. . . with a sword. Epic.
By: Bubba | Jun 11th, 2009 (2:54 PM) | Thanks: pinupdoll
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No Way, Jose
Jose Canseco makes his MMA debut, fighting a 7'2" Korean (Yes, they apparently have those).
By: Bubba | Jun 9th, 2009 (3:22 PM) | Thanks: nevko
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Mancow Goes Waterboarding
Mancow Muller of Chicago's Big 89, WLS-AM Mancow & Cassidy show, gets waterboarded to see what it's like and shares it with listeners and viewers.
And as a followup, it turns out it was all faked.
By: Bubba | May 29th, 2009 (1:50 PM) | Thanks: JT Wood
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Most Likely To Succeed
This story was on local TV, seems a high school girl had a wardrobe malfunction in one of her yearbook pictures. As the poster points out, instead of being something 1000 people from your school will see and forget in two weeks, it's now national news. Way to play it down!
